Dear Webby's Humor Letter
widely read, forwarded, copied and imitated daily since 1994
Again voted Best Newsletter, now 14 years in a row!
Dear Webby's Humor Letter, daily since 1994
Clean humor and tech tips, updated daily! The Dear Webby Humor Letter is still the best Humor Newsletter
and Joke List and is available in regular HTML and also in large font HTML for vision challenged readers.
  If you are not getting your subscription, click here    
Return to Webby homepage Coached Hosting | Software | Contacts | Privacy Policy | About | DearWebby on FaceBook | You have a friend @Webby!
High traffic web space on reliable Linux servers with the fastest connectivity.

Subscribe   |   Give a Gift Subscription   |   Unsub   |   Large Font   |   Write   

Good Morning, !
Today is Thursday, September 23
If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it!

Man arrested for throwing 6-week-old
baby on ground in Lehigh Acres

Today, Sept 23 in
1780 John Andre, a British spy, was captured with papers
revealing that Benedict Arnold was going to surrender West
Point, NY, to the British.
The men who really believe in themselves are all in
lunatic asylums.
--- G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936

Its amazing what you can accomplish if you
do not care who gets the credit.
--- Harry S. Truman

If fifty million people say a foolish thing,
it is still a foolish thing.
--- Anatole France

I never know how much of what I say is true.
-- Bette Midler

If fifty million people say a foolish thing,
it is still a foolish thing.
-- Anatole France

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never
be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what
he hears into something he can understand.
-- Bertrand Russell

Little Johnny, burst into the house, crying his
eyes out. His Mama asked him what the
problem was.

"Pop and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant
fish. Really big. Then, when he was reeling it
in, the line busted, ....and the fish got away."

"Now come on, Johnny,"" his mother said, "a
big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an
accident like that. You should have laughed."

"That's what I did, Mama."


There was once a young man who, in his
youth, professed a desire to become a
"great" writer.When asked to define "great", he
said: "I want to write stuff that the whole
world will read, stuff that people will react to on
a truly emotional level,
stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail,
howl in pain, desperation and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error

Reported by Rock

has been earned by

Pedro Ramirez Jr.,
Leehigh Acres,

Man arrested for throwing 6-week-old
baby on ground in Lehigh Acres

Wednesday, Lee County Sheriff’s Office arrested Pedro
Ramirez Jr., 39, after he was accused of throwing a 6-week-
old baby on the ground at a Lehigh Acres home.

The baby suffered bruising to their head and a fracture to
their skull. The baby was transported to a hospital, but we
do not have an update on the child’s condition Thursday.

Investigators say Ramirez was involved in a domestic
dispute Monday. When they got to the home, that’s when they
discovered a 6-week-old baby with severe injuries.

“When I hear stuff like that, it’s really hurts my heart to
know that somebody could do that just because they’re mad
at somebody,” Germine Lawrence said. “Why would they do
such a thing?. The baby is innocent. It wasn’t the baby’s
fault. It’s two adults. Don’t get a baby involved in
something like that.”

Ramirez took off from the home after throwing the baby to
the ground. He was picked up days later at a gas station in
Lehigh Acres after a warrant was issued for his arrest.

“It’s shocking, really shocking that something like that,
you know, right in your neighborhood,” Lawrence said.

Ramirez remained in custody at Lee County Jail on $50,000
bond Thursday. He’s faces charges for with aggravated child
abuse and two counts of probation violation.

If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter,
donate what you can!

From: Ginger
Re: Covid re-infection

Dear Webby,
Just wanted to clarify something you said in today's

Having and recovering from covid is NOT 100% against
getting it a 2nd time.
While it is rare, it does happen and was being confirmed as
early as Oct 2020 in the US and earlier world wide.

People who had covid and get the vaccine have more vaccine
side effects - so unless there is a lot of covid in your
area I would not recommend getting the vaccine.

But don't allow the fact that you have had covid lull you
into a false sense of security.

If you do not believe me just search - covid reinfection.
There are many examples from reliable sources.
Take care and live long.

Dear Ginger
Please keep in mind that most of he BS about Vax is just
politically motivated BS.
Also keep in mind that Covid is actually just next year's
Flu vax, that got out early, out of sequence, and not fully

AND, Covid due to Vax is not exactly the same as natural

Also interesting is that real Covid kills Flu virus, Fake
Covid due to Vax does not.

As one famous doctor answered about how long Covid will
stay in the news:
"I don't know. I am a doctor, not a politician."

Have FUN!
If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! If you like my work,
Please donate a dollar,
or two, if you can afford it!
Please, help me stay online!


The census taker rang the doorbell and was
quite surprised when the door was
opened by a nude woman.
"Don't be alarmed," she said, "I'm a nudist."

Although somewhat embarrassed, the man
proceeded to ask the routine questions.
"How many children do you have?" he asked.

"Eighteen." The lady replied.

"Lady," he gasped, "you're not a nudist--you
just don't have time to get dressed!"


During a service at an old synagogue in
Eastern Europe, when the Shema prayer was
said, half the congregants stood up and half
remained sitting.
The half that was seated started yelling at
those standing to sit down, and the ones
standing yelled at the ones sitting to stand up.

The rabbi, learned as he was in the Law and
commentaries, didn't know what to do.
His congregation suggested that he consult a
housebound 98-year old man, who was one of
the original founders of their temple. The rabbi
hoped the elderly man would be able to tell him
what the actual temple tradition was,
so he went to the nursing home with a
representative of each faction of the

The one whose followers stood during Shema
said to the old man, "Is the tradition to stand
during this prayer?"
The old man answered, "No, that is not the
The one whose followers sat down, asked,
"Is the tradition to sit during Shema?"
The old man answered, "No, that is not the
Then the rabbi said to the old man, "The
congregants fight all the time, yelling at each
other about whether they should sit or stand!"
The old man interrupted, exclaiming,
"THAT is our tradition!"
"Did you ever see the customers in health-
food stores? They are pale skinny people who
look half-dead.
In a steak house you see robust, ruddy people.
They're dying, of course, but they look terrific."
--- Bill Cosby
Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request.

Today, Sept 23, in
1779 John Paul Jones, commander of the American warship Bon
Homme, was quoted as saying "I have not yet begun to

1780 John Andre, a British spy, was captured with papers
revealing that Benedict Arnold was going to surrender West
Point, NY, to the British.

1806 The Corps of Discovery, the Lewis and Clark
expedition, reached St. Louis, MO, and ended the trip to
the Pacific Northwest.

1846 Astronomer Johann Gottfried Galle discovered the
planet Neptune.

1930 Flashbulbs were patented by Johannes Ostermeier.

1951 The first transcontinental telecast was received on
the west coast. The show "Crusade for Freedom" was
broadcast by CBS-TV from New York.

1952 The first Pay Television sporting event took place.
The Marciano-Walcott fight was seen in 49 theaters in 31

1953 "The Robe" premiered in Hollywood a week after its
premiere in New York. The 20th Century Fox movie had been
filmed using the Cinemascope wide screen process.

1957 Nine black students withdrew from Little Rock Central
High School in Arkansas due to the white mob outside.

1962 "The Jetsons" premiered on ABC-TV. It was the first
program on the network to be carried in color.

1964 The new ceiling painting of the Paris Opera house was
unveiled. The work was done by Russian-born artist Marc

1973 Overthrown Argentine president Juan Peron was returned
to power. He had been overthrown in 1955. His wife, Eva
Duarte, was the subject of the musical "Evita."

1981 The Reagan administration announced its plans for what
became known as Radio Marti.

1986 Japanese newspapers quoted Prime Minister Yasuhiro
Nakasone as saying that minorities lowered the
"intelligence level" of America.

1990 Iraq publicly threatened to destroy Middle East oil
fields and to attack Israel if any nation tried to force it
from Kuwait.

1991 U.N. weapons inspectors find documents detailing
Iraq's secret nuclear weapons program. The find in Baghdad
triggered a standoff with authorities in Iraq.

1993 The Israeli parliament ratified the Israel-PLO accord.

1993 Blacks were allowed a role in the South African
government after a parliamentary vote.

1999 A 17-month-old girl fell 230 feet from the Capilano
Suspension Bridge in North Vancouver, British Columbia. The
girl had bruises but no broken limbs from the fall onto a
rocky ledge.

2021  smiled.
Go to TOP

If you can help with the cost of the
Humor Letter, please donate what you can!

Well, , that's all for today.

Have FUN !
Dear Webby from
Please give a friend a subscription to the Humor Letter

If you like the Dear Webby Daily Humor Letter,
please vote for it at the Ezine Finder:
Thanks for your votes!

If the greeting on top does NOT have your first name, or at least
your favorite nickname, please tell me. I can correct that in two
seconds and greet you properly from then on.

If you want to give a gift subscription to a friend, but don't have time to
subscribe her or him, just hit REPLY and tell me. I will gladly enter them
for you and send them a confirmation request.

To reply to me personally, just hit REPLY
or write to

If you don't want to receive the Webby Humor Letter,
please unsubscribe by clicking the link below:
You are currently subscribed with this address:

Unsubscribe from the regular HTML version:
UNSUBSCRIBE from the regular version

Unsubscribe from the LARGE FONT HTML version
UNSUBSCRIBE from the Large Font version

      |    DearWebby on FaceBook
Search the web for:
  Recommended Resources  
Malwarebytes for Home | Anti-Malware Premium | Free Trial Download
Find a human
Bypass voice menus

Web Tools

handy program downloads

Click here for a FREE
30 day trial

This is the Mail Washer that I use and have
used for over 10 years. I have tested many
others, but Mail Washer is still
The Best
spam control

REVO UNinstaller

UNinstall completely and safely whatever you don't want anymore. I have used it for many years and highly recommend it. It even does an inventory of what you got and shows long forgotten stuff.
Choose a reliable essay writing service
to cope with your assignments
much faster.

Crap Cleaner Safely get rid of
tons of useless crap left over from
old, obsolete updates, temp files, lost
file fragments, etc.

Babelfish Translator
Urban Legends
Truth or Hoax?
Check before believing chain letters

Great tool for getting rid of
spy-ware and mal-ware. Still FREE

This Undeleter will
easily and securely recover deleted files from hard drives, flash drives, USB external drives, Zip drives, Firewire drives, digital camera cards, and more. This powerful recovery software can recover deleted files from most data loss scenarios.
Is your data worth recovery?

SmartFix The ONLY Registry Fixer, that I recommend!

All In One PX Fixer has all the necessary tools included: Fix System Errors, Improve Startup, Clean Registry, Defrag Disk, Optimize System Settings, Back-Up, etc. Currently Smart OC Fixer is 50% off regular price!

 Where is YOUR site? 
High  traffic hosting on UNIX servers Web Space for YOU,
from $2.50 up. Commercal grade:
No ads, no limits.
Full control, not just a myspace page.
Post your eBay detail pictures.

Domain Name registration:
Discuss your needs first, don't just register a name, that might not be good for you! Ask DearWebby first. That will save you a lot of money!

Software for your own postcard  site
Postcard Site
You too can easily have a postcard site for business or fun.

If you like the Dear Webby Daily Humor Letter, please vote for it at the Cumuli Ezine Finder:

Etiquette To Get Read
Ebook with power tips
for effective writing,
by DearWebby

Click here to order YOUR ad  to be shown here

Ads are $50 per month for subscribers only.
$60 per month for anybody else.

Find newsletters

Dear Bubba
All is forgiven. I still love you. Please come back!
Ps. Congratulations on your lottery win!
Your Betty-Sue

That could be YOUR ad for $50 per month.
Subscribers only!
Click here to order YOUR ad  to be shown here

Nudist Colony of Alberta
Closed for the season

Space Weather
Solar storms, Auroras

Thesaurus anybody, who will send her a ticket

NASA Multimedia Gallery
Sky Map: the interactive planetarium of the Web

Sky Watch: Calendar of celestial events

Weather Underground
Maps and Satellite

, Please Feed
Dear Webby!

Affordable web space
effective privacy policy Privacy Policy

Unique visitors since 1/1/11
free counters

Have FUN
Dear Webby
CEO of Webby, Inc
EB (Eligible Bachelor) DearWebby @
Box 646
Black Diamond, AB T0L 0H0
Unique visitors since 1/1/11
free counters

Subscribe   |  Give a Gift Subscription   |  Unsubscribe  | Click here for Large Print
Go to TOP
[an error occurred while processing this directive]     Check PageRank