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Today is Thursday, September 23
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Man arrested for throwing 6-week-old
baby on ground in Lehigh Acres

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Today, Sept 23 in
1780 John Andre, a British spy, was captured with papers
revealing that Benedict Arnold was going to surrender West
Point, NY, to the British.
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The men who really believe in themselves are all in
lunatic asylums.
--- G. K. Chesterton (1874 - 1936

Its amazing what you can accomplish if you
do not care who gets the credit.
--- Harry S. Truman

If fifty million people say a foolish thing,
it is still a foolish thing.
--- Anatole France
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I never know how much of what I say is true.
-- Bette Midler

If fifty million people say a foolish thing,
it is still a foolish thing.
-- Anatole France

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never
be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what
he hears into something he can understand.
-- Bertrand Russell
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Little Johnny, burst into the house, crying his
eyes out. His Mama asked him what the
problem was.

"Pop and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant
fish. Really big. Then, when he was reeling it
in, the line busted, ....and the fish got away."

"Now come on, Johnny,"" his mother said, "a
big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an
accident like that. You should have laughed."

"That's what I did, Mama."
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There was once a young man who, in his
youth, professed a desire to become a
"great" writer.When asked to define "great", he
said: "I want to write stuff that the whole
world will read, stuff that people will react to on
a truly emotional level,
stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail,
howl in pain, desperation and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft writing error
messages.
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Reported by Rock

An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD
has been earned by

Pedro Ramirez Jr.,
39,
Leehigh Acres,
Florida,
USA

Man arrested for throwing 6-week-old
baby on ground in Lehigh Acres

Wednesday, Lee County Sheriff’s Office arrested Pedro
Ramirez Jr., 39, after he was accused of throwing a 6-week-
old baby on the ground at a Lehigh Acres home.

The baby suffered bruising to their head and a fracture to
their skull. The baby was transported to a hospital, but we
do not have an update on the child’s condition Thursday.

Investigators say Ramirez was involved in a domestic
dispute Monday. When they got to the home, that’s when they
discovered a 6-week-old baby with severe injuries.

“When I hear stuff like that, it’s really hurts my heart to
know that somebody could do that just because they’re mad
at somebody,” Germine Lawrence said. “Why would they do
such a thing?. The baby is innocent. It wasn’t the baby’s
fault. It’s two adults. Don’t get a baby involved in
something like that.”

Ramirez took off from the home after throwing the baby to
the ground. He was picked up days later at a gas station in
Lehigh Acres after a warrant was issued for his arrest.

“It’s shocking, really shocking that something like that,
you know, right in your neighborhood,” Lawrence said.

Ramirez remained in custody at Lee County Jail on $50,000
bond Thursday. He’s faces charges for with aggravated child
abuse and two counts of probation violation.

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From: Ginger
Re: Covid re-infection

Dear Webby,
Just wanted to clarify something you said in today's
newsletter.

Having and recovering from covid is NOT 100% against
getting it a 2nd time.
While it is rare, it does happen and was being confirmed as
early as Oct 2020 in the US and earlier world wide.

People who had covid and get the vaccine have more vaccine
side effects - so unless there is a lot of covid in your
area I would not recommend getting the vaccine.

But don't allow the fact that you have had covid lull you
into a false sense of security.

If you do not believe me just search - covid reinfection.
There are many examples from reliable sources.
Take care and live long.
Ginger

Dear Ginger
Please keep in mind that most of he BS about Vax is just
politically motivated BS.
Also keep in mind that Covid is actually just next year's
Flu vax, that got out early, out of sequence, and not fully
tested.

AND, Covid due to Vax is not exactly the same as natural
Covid.

Also interesting is that real Covid kills Flu virus, Fake
Covid due to Vax does not.

As one famous doctor answered about how long Covid will
stay in the news:
"I don't know. I am a doctor, not a politician."

Have FUN!
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The census taker rang the doorbell and was
quite surprised when the door was
opened by a nude woman.
"Don't be alarmed," she said, "I'm a nudist."

Although somewhat embarrassed, the man
proceeded to ask the routine questions.
"How many children do you have?" he asked.

"Eighteen." The lady replied.

"Lady," he gasped, "you're not a nudist--you
just don't have time to get dressed!"

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During a service at an old synagogue in
Eastern Europe, when the Shema prayer was
said, half the congregants stood up and half
remained sitting.
The half that was seated started yelling at
those standing to sit down, and the ones
standing yelled at the ones sitting to stand up.

The rabbi, learned as he was in the Law and
commentaries, didn't know what to do.
His congregation suggested that he consult a
housebound 98-year old man, who was one of
the original founders of their temple. The rabbi
hoped the elderly man would be able to tell him
what the actual temple tradition was,
so he went to the nursing home with a
representative of each faction of the
congregation.

The one whose followers stood during Shema
said to the old man, "Is the tradition to stand
during this prayer?"
The old man answered, "No, that is not the
tradition."
The one whose followers sat down, asked,
"Is the tradition to sit during Shema?"
The old man answered, "No, that is not the
tradition."
Then the rabbi said to the old man, "The
congregants fight all the time, yelling at each
other about whether they should sit or stand!"
The old man interrupted, exclaiming,
"THAT is our tradition!"
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"Did you ever see the customers in health-
food stores? They are pale skinny people who
look half-dead.
In a steak house you see robust, ruddy people.
They're dying, of course, but they look terrific."
--- Bill Cosby
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Today, Sept 23, in
1779 John Paul Jones, commander of the American warship Bon
Homme, was quoted as saying "I have not yet begun to
fight!"

1780 John Andre, a British spy, was captured with papers
revealing that Benedict Arnold was going to surrender West
Point, NY, to the British.

1806 The Corps of Discovery, the Lewis and Clark
expedition, reached St. Louis, MO, and ended the trip to
the Pacific Northwest.

1846 Astronomer Johann Gottfried Galle discovered the
planet Neptune.

1930 Flashbulbs were patented by Johannes Ostermeier.

1951 The first transcontinental telecast was received on
the west coast. The show "Crusade for Freedom" was
broadcast by CBS-TV from New York.

1952 The first Pay Television sporting event took place.
The Marciano-Walcott fight was seen in 49 theaters in 31
cities.

1953 "The Robe" premiered in Hollywood a week after its
premiere in New York. The 20th Century Fox movie had been
filmed using the Cinemascope wide screen process.

1957 Nine black students withdrew from Little Rock Central
High School in Arkansas due to the white mob outside.

1962 "The Jetsons" premiered on ABC-TV. It was the first
program on the network to be carried in color.

1964 The new ceiling painting of the Paris Opera house was
unveiled. The work was done by Russian-born artist Marc
Chagall.

1973 Overthrown Argentine president Juan Peron was returned
to power. He had been overthrown in 1955. His wife, Eva
Duarte, was the subject of the musical "Evita."

1981 The Reagan administration announced its plans for what
became known as Radio Marti.

1986 Japanese newspapers quoted Prime Minister Yasuhiro
Nakasone as saying that minorities lowered the
"intelligence level" of America.

1990 Iraq publicly threatened to destroy Middle East oil
fields and to attack Israel if any nation tried to force it
from Kuwait.

1991 U.N. weapons inspectors find documents detailing
Iraq's secret nuclear weapons program. The find in Baghdad
triggered a standoff with authorities in Iraq.

1993 The Israeli parliament ratified the Israel-PLO accord.

1993 Blacks were allowed a role in the South African
government after a parliamentary vote.

1999 A 17-month-old girl fell 230 feet from the Capilano
Suspension Bridge in North Vancouver, British Columbia. The
girl had bruises but no broken limbs from the fall onto a
rocky ledge.

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