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Today is Sunday, May 20
It looks like Obama is admitting, that he has no clue about
what is going on in Afghanistan, and wants to pull out the
troops. Well, most of us realized that, when he fired
General McCrystal for trying to confuse him with facts.
There is no point in trying to deal with Karzai, as long as
he acts like an erratic crack addict, or with the provincial
governors, who make Billions each year with the opium and
heroin trade. WWII was not won by negotiating with an
erratic and insane Hitler. It was won by blockading Germany,
bombing the towns and scaring the crap out of the civilians,
and above all, by having a loyal and motivated home front.
The only strategy, that would actually work in Afghanistan,
is to pull the troops to the borders, and really block the
dope trade. Sure, Pakistan and Iran would get into a snit
about that, but aren't they already anyway?
A fringe benefit would be learning the skills needed to seal
the southern border, or at least slow down illegal traffic.
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Today in
1506 Christopher Columbus died in Spain.
1861 North Carolina voted to secede from the Union.
1927 Charles Lindbergh began the first solo nonstop transatlantic flight,
departing from Long Island aboard the Spirit of Saint Louis.
1932 Amelia Earhart took off from Newfoundland to become the first
woman to fly solo across the Atlantic.
1961 A mob attacked a busload of "freedom riders" in Montgomery, Ala.,
setting the bus on fire.
1978 Mavis Hutchinson, 53, became the first woman to run across America.
The 3,000-mile trek took her 69 days. She ran an average of
45 miles each day.
1996 In a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court rejected a Colorado measure
banning laws that protect homosexuals from discrimination.
2002 East Timor became the newest nation.
2012 smiled
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Idealism is what precedes experience; cynicism is what follows.
--- David T. Wolf
What would men be without women?
Scarce, sir .... mighty scarce.
--- Mark Twain
A man goes to a doctor for a physical checkup.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"One-seventy." he says.
The nurse puts him on the scale.
It turns out that his weight is 183.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"Five-eleven." he says.
The nurse checks and sees that he's only
5' 8 1/2".
She then takes his blood pressure, and it's
very high.
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Jodi Rock, Tahlequah, OK
Burning Baby's Genitals With Hair-Straightening Iron
Jodi Rock, a 19-year-old Oklahoma woman has been jailed
after she allegedly admitted to burning her baby's genitals
with hair-straightening iron.
According to the Cherokee County Sheriff's Office, deputies
were dispatched to Tahlequah City Hospital late last month
after a 15-month-old baby arrived to the ER with various
bone fractures and burns to his genitals.
Investigators say the baby suffered three serious burns to
his groin area. The child also suffered bone fractures in
both shoulders, his forearm and wrist.
The child's mother, identified as Jodi Rock, gave deputies
several different stories as to how the child was injured.
When detectives questioned Rock a second time, she
reportedly admitted to burning her baby with a
hair-straightening iron by closing the iron around the
child's genitals.
Rock also told investigators that she or her boyfriend
"may" have injured the baby's arms by playing too
rough with him.
Rock was booked into the Cherokee County Detention
Center and charged with felony injury to a child.
Her bond has been set at $200,000.
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RE: How do I change Windows sounds?
how do I add sounds to the sound list already available
for adding sounds to computer functions,such as delete,
log on etc. I have windows7 with ie9 browser.
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First collect the sounds, that you want to use,
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Then rename them with a recognizable and
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a black suit and asked him how often he had sexual
intercourse.
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