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Today I am scheduled for injections into my eyeballs.
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Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a a Florida man who was texting while driving ahead of a police cruiser, then s werved into a t ree and rolled. Details at Boneheads From the History section at the bottom: Today, in 2003 In Mexico, the last 'old style' Volkswagon Beetle rolled off an assembly line.
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The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability. Tom Lehrer (1928 - ) Nothing has an uglier look to us than reason, when it is not on our side. --- Halifax
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>From Jill When my husband, Mark, took his beat-up pickup truck to our insurance agent for a pre-insurance inspection, the teen-age receptionist was sent to look over the truck. Armed with a checklist and a few simple questions, she breezed through the chore. When she asked, "What are the age and make of the vehicle?" Mark replied, "It's an '85 Ford." Apologetic about its desperate condition, he added, "It's an old fossil." Inside, the office assistant entered the data into her computer and frowned. "Is there a problem?" asked Mark. "Mr. Evans, our computers have a lot of automotive data," she explained, "but it's never heard of a Ford Fossil."
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>From Pat The computer company my wife works for distributed a coporate-clothing catalogue that included a pair of cufflinks. One was inscribed Ctrl (control) and the other Esc (escape), just as they look on a computer keyboard. "They would make a good present for any man," my wife commented to a colleague, "if only to remind him of the two things he can never have."
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Reported by Walter, the Stonecarver An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Michael James Woody Jr, 23, Fort Myers, Florida Texting and rollover caught on police camera Texting Rollover Texting and driving is a really bad idea. But some people need to learn that lesson firsthand in order to fully comprehend it. Michael James Woody Jr. of Fort Myers, Florida, is one of those people. The 23-year-old was tailed by a Fort Myers PD cruiser earlier this month after he was spotted driving erratically. Officer Ivan Moorer followed Woody's 2004 Pontiac Grand Am a short distance down Veronica Shoemaker Boulevard before Woody decided to make a turn onto Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard. A fateful decision indeed, and the subsequent consequence was caught on Moorer's dash cam. Luckily for Woody, he managed to walk away uninjured. Luckily for the officer, too. Tech Support Pits From: Donna Re: Same old tabs in Chrome Dear Webby, If you want the same tabs open most of the time, you can also do this: Open Chrome to the way you usually want it... Hit the 3 bars at the right top Hit Settings Hit the button that says "open a specific page or set of pages" "set pages" "use current pages" Then every time you open Chrome the pages you work with most will be there. :) yeeeeah,you probably know that already. :) Have fun! Donna Dear Donna Yes, that could work. For frequently used sites I use the Bookmarks bar. You can even put folders there for topical sites like Inlaws, Outlaws, Recipes, etc. and then drag favicons into the respective folder. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Donate Old Pools to Animal Shelter If the plastic wading pool is in good condition, take it to your local animal shelter. They use them to cool off dogs and give them a little recreation and a break from their cage. Source: My local animal shelter By anne [11] Check out ThriftyFun's Blog
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WHEN my best friend, James, came home on his first Army leave, my little brother asked him what he did in the service. "I do calisthenics, shoot guns and follow orders," James replied. Walking in town that day, James and I ran into a buddy who also asked him what he did in the Army. James gave the same reply: "I do calisthenics, shoot guns and follow orders." A while later, we met a former classmate, an attractive woman, and she asked the same question. This time, James said, "I'm studying communications, learning foreign languages and traveling around the world."
When the power failed at the elementary school, the cook couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter -and jelly sandwiches. As one little boy filled his plate, he said, "It's about time. At last - a home-cooked meal!"

» Funny Icebergs

Today in 
1502 Christopher Columbus landed at Guanaja in the Bay 
 Islands off the coast of Honduras during his fourth voyage. 
1945 The USS Indianapolis was torpedoed by a Japanese submarine. 
 The ship had just delivered key components of the Hiroshima 
 atomic bomb to the Pacific island of Tinian. Only 316 out of 
 1,196 men aboard survived the attack. 
1956 The phrase "In God We Trust" was adopted as the U.S. 
 national motto. 
1965 U.S. President Johnson signed into law Social Security 
 Act that established Medicare and Medicaid. It went into 
 effect the following year. 
1974 The U.S. House of Representatives Judiciary Committee 
 voted to impeach President Nixon for blocking the Watergate 
 investigation and for abuse of power. 
1987 Indian troops arrived in Jaffna, Sri Lanka, to disarm 
 the Tamil Tigers and enforce a peace pact. 
1990 In Spring Hill, TN, the first Saturn automobile rolled 
 off the assembly line. 
2000 Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt were married. 
2001 Lance Armstrong became the first American to win three 
 consecutive Tours de France. 
2003 In Mexico, the last 'old style' Volkswagon Beetle 
 rolled off an assembly line.
2014  smiled.
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