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Today is Sunday, October 23

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Todays Bonehead Award:
Ohio man jailed after donating bag to charity with 
pictures of him raping toddler inside
Details at Boneheads
Today, October 23, in 
1915 Approximately 25,000 women demanded the right to 
vote with a march in New York City, NY.

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______________________________________________________ People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it. --- Ogden Nash (1902 - 1971) ______________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! ______________________________________________________ "What did Father say when he learned you're pregnant?" asked Little Mary's mother. Little Mary answered, "Should I leave out the profanity?" "Yes, of course!" Mary's mom replied. "Nothing." ______________________________________________________ 2017 Launch Flash Sale MTP $29.99 ______________________________________________________ You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night. You pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect woman (or man) you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car. Think before you continue reading. This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect dream lover again. Which one would you offer a ride ? Here is what I would do: I would give the car keys to my old friend, so that he can warm up while he takes the old lady to the hospital. And I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the woman of my dreams, and hope the bus is stuck in the snow somehwere." ______________________________________________________ Cascade Mountain in Banff from FB ______________________________________________________
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______________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Gary Sovie, 49, Columbus, Ohio Ohio man jailed after donating bag to charity with pictures of him raping toddler inside A man who donated a bag to charity that contained photos of him raping a toddler has been jailed for 17 years. Gary Sovie, 49, had given a tote bag of belongings into a second-hand store in Columbus, Ohio, which also contained the photographs. A Salvation Army worker found 32 photos, some showing a naked young girl and others showing the man sexually assaulting the child. It’s believed the Polaroids date as far back as 1999. The bag was traced back to Sovie by the authorities because, as well as the photos, it also contained some of his post and receipts. When he was arrested, Sovie told officers that he’s a ‘very sick person’. The victim’s mother told the court that the photos were taken when her daughter was between 16 and 18 months old. She also told local station WBNS-TV that her daughter ‘never suspected this. She has no memory. She has no recollection of this incident. ‘I was beside myself. This was my child. This was my whole world’. Sovie pleaded guilty to rape and pandering sexually orientated matter involving a minor. He was sentenced to 17 years in prison, and fined $35,000 (£28,600) as well as court costs. He has also been placed on the sex offenders’ register. ______________________________________________________ Tech Support Pits From Gina Re: Old icons Dear Webby, I have a lot of old icons which at one time were in frequent enough use so that I shortened the title under them. But now I got too many of those No-Name icons. What is the easiest way to find out what each of them is about, without starting up what they stand for ? Thanks, Gina Dear Gina click on an icon to highlight it, hold down the ALT key and double-click it. That gives you all the info you might want and probably alot more. Have FUN! DearWebby A convict managed to escape from prison and his escape was the lead item on the six o'clock news. So that he would not be captured, he ran through fields and traveled through back woods until he reached his wife's house just shortly after the police stake-out departed. When he reached the house, he rang the bell, his wife opened the door and screamed, "You lousy bum! Where and with whom have you been? You escaped two days ago!"
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Daily tip from Removing Labels from Glass Jars By lalala... [774 Posts, 103 Comments] In my quest to reclaim a Mason jar (specifically Classico pasta sauce jars) I needed to soak off the labels. I submerged the jars in hot water and let them sit until the paper was easy to pull off. The best part with the Classico jars is that the glue they use is also water soluble! So I was able to remove the glue with hot soapy water. With other jar, I removed the glue with Goo Gone and a paper towel. I was amazed at how well this worked! Steam from a regular steam iron works well and very fast with any label I have ever come across. Have FUN! DearWebby
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The kindergarten class had settled down to its coloring books. Willie came up to the teacher's desk and said, "Miss Francis, I ain't got no crayons." "Willie," Miss Francis said, "you mean, "I don't have any crayons. You don't have any crayons. We don't have any crayons. They don't have any crayons. Do you see what I'm getting at?" "Not really," Willie said, "If nobody ain't got no crayons, then what happened to all them crayons that nobody ain't not got?"
cat says no more to bath
____________________________________________________ Dr. Leroy, the head psychiatrist at the local mental hospital, is examining patients to see if they're cured and ready to re-enter society. "So, Mr. Clark," the doctor says to one of his patients, "I see by your chart that you've been recommended for dismissal. Do you have any idea what you might do once you're released?" The patient thinks for a moment, then replies, "Well, I went to school for mechanical engineering. That's still a good field, good money there. "But on the other hand, I thought I might go back to college and study art history, which I've grown interested in lately, or maybe website design." Dr. Leroy nods and says, "Yes, those all sound like intriguing possibilities." The patient replies, "And the best part is, in my spare time, I can continue being a teapot and post stuff to Yahoo groups." ____________________________________________________ According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated: Wash. Biol. Surv. until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: "Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you, it was horrible." The bands are now marked Fish and Wildlife Service. ____________________________________________________
If I could paint like this I would spend all my time painting!
Today on October 23 in
1864 During the U.S. Civil War, Union forces led by Gen.
Samuel R. Curtis defeated the Confederate forces in Missouri
that were under Gen. Stirling Price. 

1910 Blanche S. Scott became the first woman to make a public
solo airplane flight in the United States. 

1915 Approximately 25,000 women demanded the right to vote
with a march in New York City, NY. 

1929 In the U.S., the Dow Jones Industrial Average plunged
starting the stock-market crash that began the Great

1942 During World War II, the British began a major offensive
against Axis forces at El Alamein, Egypt. 

1944 During World War II, the Battle of Leyte Gulf began. 

1946 The United Nations General Assembly convened in New York
for the first time. 

1956 Hungarian citizens began an uprising against Soviet
occupation. On November 4, 1956 Soviet forces enter Hungary
and eventually suppress the uprising. 

1956 NBC broadcasted the first videotape recording. The tape
of Jonathan Winters was seen coast to coast in the U.S. 

1958 Russian poet and novelist Boris Pasternak was awarded
the Nobel Prize for literature. He was forced to refuse the
honor due to negative Soviet reaction. Pasternak won the
award for writing "Dr. Zhivago". 

1962 During the Cuban Missile Crisis, the U.S. naval
"quarantine" of Cuba was approved by the Council of the
Organization of American States (OAS). 

1962 The U.S. Navy reconnaissance squadron VFP-62 began
overflights of Cuba under the code name "Blue Moon." 

1971 The U.N. General Assembly voted to expel Taiwan and seat
Communist China. 

1973 U.S. President Richard M. Nixon agreed to turn over the
subpoenaed tapes concerning the Watergate affair. 

1978 China and Japan formally ended four decades of hostility
when they exchanged treaty ratifications. 

1985 U.S. President Reagan arrived in New York to address the
U.N. General Assembly. 

1989 Hungary became an independent republic, after 33 years
of Soviet rule. 

1992 Japanese Emperor Akihito became the first Japanese
emperor to stand on Chinese soil. 

1995 Russian President Boris Yeltsin and U.S. President Bill
Clinton agree to a joint peacekeeping effort in the war-torn

1998 Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and
Palestinian Chairman Yasser Arafat reach a breakthrough in a
land-for-peace West Bank accord. 

1998 Japan nationalized its first bank since World War II. 

2000 Universal Studios Consumer Products Group (USCPG) and
Amblin Entertainment announced an unprecedented and exclusive
three-year worldwide merchandising program with Toys "R" Us,
Inc. The deal was for the rights to exclusive "E.T. The
Extra-Terrestrial" merchandise starting in fall 2001. The
film was scheduled for re-release in the spring of 2002. 

2001 NASA's Mars Odyssey spacecraft began orbiting Mars. In
2010, it became the longest-operating spacecraft ever sent to

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