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Good Morning, !
Today is Thursday, June 4

Thank you, Elaine!!

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Today, June 4
 in 1989 In Beijing, Chinese army
troops stormed Tiananmen Square to crush the riot. It is
believed that hundreds, possibly thousands, of
demonstrators were killed.


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Today's Bonehead Award:
Feds Charge Illinois Man For 
Rioting and looting In Minnesota, 
and reporting it on FaceBook

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_____________________________________________________ Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. --- John Wilmot _____________________________________________________ Gordo went to his friend's house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room, so he said, "You can sleep on the floor in the living room, or you can sleep in the room with Baby." Gordo said that he would prefer the floor. The next morning he went to the bathroom, and there he met a gorgeous young blonde. "Hi," he said, "who are you?" "I'm Baby, and who are you?" "I'm stupid," he said. __________________________________________ From Jody __________________________________________ The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Matthew Lee Rupert, 28, Galesburg, Illinois

Feds Charge Illinois Man For Rioting and looting In Minnesota

An Illinois man who traveled to Minnesota for some rioting and looting--some of which he broadcast on Facebook Live- - has been charged in a federal criminal complaint for his involvement in the Minneapolis mayhem. Matthew Lee Rupert, 28, is facing felony counts for possession of explosive devices and traveling across state lines to engage in the violent activities that have engulfed the Minnesota city in the wake of George Floyd’s death in police custody. In a May 28 Facebook post, Rupert announced an impending trip from his home in Galesburg, a city 45 miles from Peoria, to Minnesota. “I 'm going to Minneapolis tomorrow who coming only goons I 'm renting hotel rooms,” wrote Rupert, according to an affidavit sworn by FBI Agent F.M. Stephens. In subsequent Facebook videos--which were posted after Rupert arrived in Minneapolis--he “passes out explosives he indicates he possessed, encourages others to throw his explosives at law enforcement officers, actively damages property, appears to light a building on fire, and loots businesses in Minneapolis,” Stephens charged. The affidavit states that Rupert, after noting the presence of SWAT trucks, declared, “I 've got some bombs if some of you all want to throw them back…bomb them back.” Later Friday night, Rupert allegedly used a pry tool to break into a boarded-up liquor store, looted an Office Depot, and reported setting a fire at a Sprint store. On Sunday, Rupert (seen above and at right) had relocated to Chicago, where he was heard on video “saying things to the effect of ‘let 's start a riot ' and ‘I 'm going to start doing some damage.” In one Facebook post, Rupert declared that, “we can loot until 2:30.” Video on his Facebook page shows Rupert entering a looted downtown Chicago business and announcing that he had spotted a cash register inside. He is then seen going into a nearby convenience store that had been broken into and stealing “what appear to be tobacco products.” Rupert and several associates were arrested around 2:20 AM yesterday by Chicago cops for violating the city 's emergency curfew order. A search of Rupert 's car yielded “several destructive devices,” a hammer, and a heavy-duty flashlight. Rupert 's girlfriend told police that his crew had traveled to Minneapolis “in order to ‘riot, '” according to Agent Stephens. One video on Rupert 's Facebook page--which is not referenced in the FBI affidavit--shows Rupert 's car being stopped early Saturday morning for speeding. With a patrol car 's lights flashing, Rupert and his friends--one of whom is on parole and not supposed to be outside Illinois-- voice concerns that the officer will seek to search their vehicle, which contains assorted problematic items, including marijuana dabs (the possession of which amounted to a felony, Rupert noted). But when the patrolman returned to the vehicle, he did not ask to search the car and only cited Rupert for diving 90 in a 65 mph zone. As he drove away, Rupert told those watching him on Facebook Live, “We got lucky as fuck, bro! Real shit.” Another man in the car can be heard saying that when the cop shined a flashlight on him, “I know he had to see the jewelry,” an apparent reference to items stolen in Minneapolis.
DeaWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Rock Re: Anti Malware Dear Webby, Im curious, what would you recommend for anti virus fire wall protection? MacAfee, Norton or some new fangled thing? Thanks for all you do, Rock Dear Rock The best program by far for the last dozen years is http://webby.com/malwarebytes. I used to have big ads for it on the Humor Letter, but either most people got it by now, either via my link, or from elsewhere. So I dumped most of those ads. The link still works. It is amazing how many people are worried, that I would make $2.49 if they get it via my ads. Well, the link still works. It is entirely up to you whether you choose to get the program. Malwarebytes eliminates a whole stack of different programs. How I initially got it is rather funny. I had been using McAfee since the mid 80s. Then I got W7 PRO on a brand new machine. Well, McAfee did not work on it. So I chatted McAfee support. The McAfee's Taliban could not get it to work either. After a few hopurs of wasting time I got rather hot under my collar and threatened them dire consequences and bloody mayhem. So they told me about Malwarebytes. I think I was one of the first to sign up with Malwarebytes and actually pay. For a brief time they offered a lifetime subscription. I paid quickly before they changed their mind. A month ago I found out that was for just one machine. Awww. Well, I had received it for two machines for about a dozen years, so I didn't raise a fuss and paid for the second machine. It is well worth it. Have FUN! DearWebby

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Lawnmower DUI Helicopter Chase
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The man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the
things around the house that he used to do.

When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I
can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with
me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "you're just
a lazy old fart."

"OK," said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can
tell my wife."

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A knight and his men return to their castle after a hard
month of riding.

"How are we faring?" his king asks.

"Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and
pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the towns of
your enemies in the west."

"What?!" shrieks the king. "I don't have any enemies to
the west!"

"Oh." replies the knight. "Well, you do now."

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>From Virginia
The government lab where I work recently began a series of
secret animal experiments.

Our goal is to enhance animal intelligence through the use
of computers.  We're hoping to use them as cheap and
expendable soldiers.

We started with four rather exceptional German shepherds.

First we provided for a direct computer link between the
brains of each of the four animals.

Then we provided for a direct link between myself and each
of the four.

One interesting phenomenon has already occurred in the
lab. Every time I enter the room, all five of us start
barking at the same time.

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"The problem with the designated driver program, 
it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into
doing it, have fun with it. 
At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong
houses!" 

Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request.
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Today June4 in 
1615 The fortress of Osaka, Japan, fell to shogun Ieyasu
after a six month siege.

1647 The British army seized King Charles I and held him
as a hostage.

1674 Horse racing was prohibited in Massachusetts.

1783 A hot-air balloon was demonstrated by Joseph and
Jacques Montgolfier. It reached a height of 1,500 feet.

1784 Marie Thible became the first woman to fly in a hot-
air balloon. The flight was 45 minutes long and reached a
height of 8,500 feet.

1792 Captain George Vancouver claimed Puget Sound for
Britain.

1794 British troops captured Port-au-Prince, Haiti.

1805 Tripoli was forced to conclude peace with U.S. after
conflicts over tribute.

1812 The Louisiana Territory had its name changed to the
Missouri Territory.

1816 The Washington was launched at Wheeling, WV. It was
the first stately, double-decker steamboat.

1878 Turkey turned Cyprus over to Britain.

1896 Henry Ford made a successful test drive of his new
car in Detroit, MI. He called the vehicle a "Quadricycle."

1911 Gold was discovered in Alaska's Indian Creek.

1918 French and American troops halted Germany's offensive
at Chateau-Thierry, France.

1919 The U.S. Senate passed the Women's Suffrage bill.

1924 An eternal light was dedicated at Madison Square in
New York City in memory of all New York soldiers who died
in World War I.

1931 The first rocket-glider flight was made by William
Swan in Atlantic City, NJ.

1935 "Invisible" glass was patented by Gerald Brown and
Edward Pollard.

1939 The first shopping cart was introduced by Sylvan
Goldman in Oklahoma City, OK. It was actually a folding
chair that had been mounted on wheels.

1940 The British completed the evacuation of 300,000
troops at Dunkirk, France.

1942 The Battle of Midway began. It was the first major
victory for America over Japan during World War II. The
battle ended on June 6 and ended Japanese expansion in the
Pacific.

1943 In Argentina, Juan Peron took part in the military
coup that overthrew Ramon S. Castillo.

1944 The U-505 became the first enemy submarine captured
by the U.S. Navy.

1944 During World War II, the U.S. Fifth Army entered
Rome, which began the liberation of the Italian capital.

1946 Juan Peron was installed as Argentina's president.

1947 The House of Representatives approved the Taft-
Hartley Act. The legislation allowed the President of the
United States to intervene in labor disputes.

1954 French Premier Joseph Laniel and Vietnamese Premier
Buu Loc initialed treaties in Paris giving "complete
independence" to Vietnam.

1960 The Taiwan island of Quemoy was hit by 500 artillery
shells fired from the coast of Communist China.

1974 The Cleveland Indians had "Ten Cent Beer Night". Due
to the drunken and unruly fans the Indians forfeited to
the Texas Rangers.

1974 Sally Murphy became the first woman to qualify as an
aviator with the U.S. Army.

1985 The U.S. Supreme Court upheld a lower court ruling
striking down an Alabama law that provided for a daily
minute of silence in public schools.

1986 Jonathan Jay Pollard, a former Navy intelligence
analyst, pled guilty in Washington to spying for Israel.
He was sentenced to life in prison.

1986 The California Supreme Court approved a law that
limited the liability of manufacturers and other wealthy
defendants. It was known as the "deep pockets law."

1989 In Beijing, Chinese army troops stormed Tiananmen
Square to crush the pro-democracy movement. It is believed
that hundreds, possibly thousands, of demonstrators were
killed.

2003 The U.S. House of Representatives passed a bill that
would ban "partial birth" abortions with a 282-139 vote.

2003 Amazon.com announced that it had received more than 1
million orders for the book "Harry Potter and the Order of
the Phoenix." The released date was planned for June 21.

2008 The United Kingdom and Canada became the first
countries to be able to buy and rent films at the iTunes
Store.
 
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