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Today is Tuesday, July 29.

Today I am scheduled for injections into my eyeballs.
Thursday to Saturday there most likely won't be any 
newsletters.

Have FUN!
DearWebby


Today's International Bonehead Award goes to a
a Florida man who was texting while driving ahead of
a police cruiser, then s werved into a t ree and rolled.
Details at Boneheads

From the History section at the bottom:
Today, in 
2003 In Mexico, the last 'old style' Volkswagon Beetle 
 rolled off an assembly line.




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The Army has carried the American ideal to its logical 
conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on 
the grounds of race, creed and color, but also on ability.
Tom Lehrer (1928 - )

Nothing has an uglier look to us than reason, 
when it is not on our side.
--- Halifax



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>From Jill
When my husband, Mark, took his beat-up pickup truck to our 
insurance agent for a pre-insurance inspection, the teen-age 
receptionist was sent to look over the truck. Armed with 
a checklist and a few simple questions, she breezed through 
the chore. When she asked, "What are the age and make of 
the vehicle?" Mark replied, 

"It's an '85 Ford." Apologetic about its desperate 
condition, he added, "It's an old fossil." 

Inside, the office assistant entered the data into her
computer and frowned. "Is there a problem?" asked Mark.
"Mr. Evans, our computers have a lot of automotive data," 
she explained, "but it's never heard of a Ford Fossil."  


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>From Pat
The computer company my wife works for distributed a 
coporate-clothing catalogue that included a pair of cufflinks.
One was inscribed Ctrl (control) and the other Esc (escape), 
just as they look on a computer keyboard.  

"They would make a good present for any man," my wife 
commented to a colleague, "if only to remind him of the 
two things he can never have."


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Mustangs By Robert Glen, Las Colinas, Texas, USA

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Reported by Walter, the Stonecarver

An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to 

Michael James Woody Jr, 23, Fort Myers, Florida

Texting and rollover caught on police camera

Texting Rollover

Texting and driving is a really bad idea. But some people 
need to learn that lesson firsthand in order to fully 
comprehend it.
Michael James Woody Jr. of Fort Myers, Florida, is one 
of those people.

The 23-year-old was tailed by a Fort Myers PD cruiser 
earlier this month after he was spotted driving 
erratically. Officer Ivan Moorer followed Woody's 2004 
Pontiac Grand Am a short distance down Veronica Shoemaker 
Boulevard before Woody decided to make a turn onto 
Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard.

A fateful decision indeed, and the subsequent consequence 
was caught on Moorer's dash cam. Luckily for Woody, he managed 
to walk away uninjured. Luckily for the officer, too.

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Tech Support Pits
From: Donna
Re: Same old tabs in Chrome

Dear Webby,
If you want the same tabs open most of the time, 
you can also do this:

Open Chrome to the way you usually want it...
Hit the 3 bars at the right top 
Hit Settings
Hit the button that says "open a specific page or set of pages"
"set pages"
"use current pages"
Then every time you open Chrome the pages you work with 
most will be there. :)

yeeeeah,you probably know that already.  :)

Have fun!  
Donna

Dear Donna
Yes, that could work.
For frequently used sites I use the Bookmarks bar.
You can even put folders there for topical sites like 
Inlaws, Outlaws, Recipes, etc. and then  drag favicons 
into the respective folder.

Have FUN!
DearWebby




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WHEN my best friend, James, came home on his first Army 
leave, my little brother asked him what he did in the 
service. "I do calisthenics, shoot guns and follow orders,"
James replied.

Walking in town that day, James and I ran into a buddy who 
also asked him what he did in the Army. James gave the same 
reply: "I do calisthenics, shoot guns and follow orders."

A while later, we met a former classmate, an attractive woman, 
and she asked the same question. This time, James said, 
"I'm studying communications, learning foreign languages 
and traveling around the world." 


When the power failed at the elementary school, the cook 
couldn't serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the 
last minute she whipped up great stacks of peanut-butter
-and jelly sandwiches. 

As one little boy filled his plate, he said, "It's about 
time. At last - a home-cooked meal!"




» Funny Icebergs




Today in 
1502 Christopher Columbus landed at Guanaja in the Bay 
 Islands off the coast of Honduras during his fourth voyage. 
1945 The USS Indianapolis was torpedoed by a Japanese submarine. 
 The ship had just delivered key components of the Hiroshima 
 atomic bomb to the Pacific island of Tinian. Only 316 out of 
 1,196 men aboard survived the attack. 
1956 The phrase "In God We Trust" was adopted as the U.S. 
 national motto. 
1965 U.S. President Johnson signed into law Social Security 
 Act that established Medicare and Medicaid. It went into 
 effect the following year. 
1974 The U.S. House of Representatives Judiciary Committee 
 voted to impeach President Nixon for blocking the Watergate 
 investigation and for abuse of power. 
1987 Indian troops arrived in Jaffna, Sri Lanka, to disarm 
 the Tamil Tigers and enforce a peace pact. 
1990 In Spring Hill, TN, the first Saturn automobile rolled 
 off the assembly line. 
2000 Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt were married. 
2001 Lance Armstrong became the first American to win three 
 consecutive Tours de France. 
2003 In Mexico, the last 'old style' Volkswagon Beetle 
 rolled off an assembly line.
2014  smiled.

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