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Today is Wednesday, October 21

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International Bonehead Award
Kansas teacher charged in 
second child sex crime case
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Today, October 20 in
1918 Margaret Owen set a typing speed record of 170 words per
minute on a manual typewriter.
WOW!
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez:
small, sweet, and coming out of a funny, plastic head.
--- Dennis Miller
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In bygone days, a thin man insulted a large man.  The large man
challenged his tormentor to a duel with pistols.

On the day of the duel a debate ensued about the unfair advantage
held by the thin man because he was a much smaller target.  Finally
the thin man came up with a solution.

"Let the outline of my figure be chalked upon your body," he said
to his opponent, "and any shots of mine that hit outside the chalk
lines, we won't count."
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That is a Crayfish in Australia.
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>From Vera
I overheard my father telling a family friend about my newly-
assigned mission in the U.S. Coast Guard. I work on a cutter
that escorts cruise ships and international vessels under the
bridges in California's Bay Area. But what my father told his
friend was, "She's involved in some sort of escort service."

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD
has been earned by 

Anthony Kuckelman,
McLouth,
Kansas,
USA

Kansas teacher charged in 
second child sex crime case

A former northeast Kansas high school science teacher has been
charged in a second child sex crime case.

The Lawrence Journal-World reports that after the initial case was
filed in May, Anthony Kuckelman was charged in a second case
involving a different student with electronic solicitation of a
minor, attempted unlawful sexual relations and promoting obscenity
to minors.

The student from the first case also has filed a civil case that
was moved this week from state to federal court. The suit alleges
that Kuckelman began sexually assaulting her when she was in his
science class at McLouth High School.

The lawsuit said that McLouth school district officials failed to
protect the girl and “had actual or constructive knowledge of
Kuckelman’s sexual harassment and assault of other female
students.” The complaint also alleges that staff members and
students “actively joked” about a relationship between the teacher
and the girl.

McLouth Superintendent Steve Lilly said previously that Kuckelman
was suspended after the district learned in May that he was being
investigated. Lilly didn’t respond to an email from the Journal-
World seeking comment about the new case.



DearWebby's Tech Support Pits
From: Kerry
RE: Parental control filters


Dear Webby,
What do recommend for parental control filters?
Kerry

Dear Kerry
A sturdy marble or oak rolling pin seems to be the best.

The software parental controls are way too soft. Most
likely your kids can crack them a lot faster than you can
set them up, plus they can always go to different but
similar sites.

Just hanging around now and then and making it clear
that computer use is a privilege, that can be cut at any
time, is the most effective.

Kids will sneak a peek at taboo stuff anyway, just like
you did. The general idea is to not make such a big
fuss about it that it turns into an obsession.

A good education about what lurks on the chat programs
might go a lot further in protecting your kids than any
software.

You might also mention that if they get caught messing with
a pedophile, they will be interrogated, mugshotted and
fingerprinted, and mentioned in news and on the web. 
Quite embarrassing! Because kids, who have been victims of pedos
often become pedos themselves, there are non-public records,
that will make them prime suspects in the future.
Like a tattoo on the forehead: PEDO

You can also remind them how embarrassing it would be having to
tell teachers and friends that their computer has been sold.

Have FUN!
DearWebby




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Guards escorted a handcuffed prisoner into the courtroom
where I stood as the court deputy. "Is this a tough judge?"
the prisoner asked the baliff.

The baliff replied, "Tough but fair."

"Yeah?" continued the prisoner. "How tough?"

"The toughest judge since Pontius Pilate," the baliff replied.

The prisoner answered, "I don't know him. I'm not from around
here."
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A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything
and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can
do.

Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the town grouch.

So Mr. Smith went to this 'miracle doctor' to prove
that he wasn't anybody special. So he goes and tells
the doctor, "Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste.
I can't taste nothin', so what are ya goin to do?"

The doctor scratches his head and mumbles to
himself a little, then tells Mr. Smith, "What
you need is jar number 43."

Jar number 43? Mr. Smith wonders.

So the doctor brings the jar and tells Mr. Smith
to taste it. He tastes it and immediately spits
it out, "This is gross!" he yells.

"I just restored your sense of taste Mr. Smith,"
says the doctor.

So Mr. Smith goes home very mad.

One month later, Mr. Smith goes back to the doctor
along with a new problem, "Doc," he starts, "I
can't remember!"

Thinking he got the doctor, the doctor scratches
his head and mumbles to himself a little
and tells Mr. Smith, "What you need is jar
number 43..."

Before the doctor finished his sentence,
Mr. Smith fled the town.

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Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly
irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter
how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It
could have been worse."

To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to
invent a situation so completely bad, so terrible, that even
Frank could find no hope in it.


On the golf course one day, one of them said, "Frank, did
you hear about Tom? He came home last night, found his wife
in bed with another man, shot them both and then turned the
gun on himself!"

"That's awful," said Frank, "But it could have been worse."

"How in the hell," asked his bewildered friend, "Could it
have been worse?"

"Well," replied Frank, "If it happened the night before, I'd
be dead now!"

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suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. 
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Today October 21 in 
1797 "Old Ironsides," the U.S. Navy frigate Constitution, was
launched in Boston's harbor.

1805 The Battle of Trafalgar occurred off the coast of Spain. The
British defeated the French and Spanish fleet.

1849 The first tattooed man, James F. O'Donnell, was put on
exhibition at the Franklin Theatre in New York City, NY.

1858 The Can-Can was performed for the first time in Paris.

1879 Thomas Edison invented the electric incandescent lamp. It
would last 13 1/2 hours before it would burn out.

1917 The first U.S. soldiers entered combat during World War I near
Nancy, France.

1918 Margaret Owen set a typing speed record of 170 words per
minute on a manual typewriter.

1925 The photoelectric cell was first demonstrated at the Electric
Show in New York City, NY.

1925 The U.S. Treasury Department announced that it had fined
29,620 people for prohibition (of alcohol) violations.

1927 In New York City, construction began on the George Washington
Bridge.

1944 During World War II, the German city of Aachen was trashed and
captured by U.S. troops.

1945 Women in France were allowed to vote for the first time.

1950 Chinese forces invaded Tibet.

1959 The Guggenheim Museum was opened to the public in New York.
The building was designed by Frank Lloyd Wright.

1967 Thousands of Communist demonstrators marched in Washington,
DC, in opposition to the Vietnam War.

1983 The Pentagon reported that 2,000 Marines were headed to
Grenada to protect and evacuate Americans living there.

1986 The U.S. ordered 55 Soviet diplomats to leave. The action was
in reaction to the Soviet Union expelling five American diplomats.

1991 Jesse Turner, an American hostage in Lebanon, was released
after nearly five years of being imprisoned.

1994 North Korea and the U.S. signed an agreement requiring North
Korea to halt its nuclear program and agree to inspections.

2003 The U.S. Senate voted to ban what was known as partial birth
abortions.

2003 North Korea rejected U.S. President George W. Bush's offer of
a written pledge not to attack in exchange for the communist nation
agreeing to end its nuclear weapons program.

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