Humor: IE7 still too buggy 

Good Morning,   !
Wenesday,  November 22, 2006
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It is not a lack of love,
but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
--- Friedrich Nietzsche

You have your way. I have my way.
As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way,
it does not exist.
--- Friedrich Nietzsche

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Thanks to Sandie for this news report:
Apple computers
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer
chips that can store and play music inside women's breasts .
The i-boob is considered to be a major breakthrough because
women are always complaining about men staring
at their breasts and not listening to them.

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  A "Sniveling Ninnie" award goes to
   Bellsouth.net for censoring mail
   Yahoo for losing mail
   Hotmail.com for losing mail
   MSN for losing mail
   Shaw.ca for losing mail


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=========================================== Jon was in his usual place, sitting at the table, reading the paper during breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ. He turned to his wife with a look of bewilderment on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replies, "Why, thank you, dear!" ===========================================
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=========================================== Thanks to Deeli's Bonehead reports: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Military police in Niteroi, Brazil Police sue gym teacher Military police in a Brazilian city are suing a school gym teacher for teaching his students to play football. They complain the footballs always land in their car park, damaging cars, O Dia newspaper reports. The Military Police Association of Niteroi is taking legal action against Assad Couto, gym teacher of the Military Police Superior School next door. A school spokesman blasted: "This is ridiculous, they are a bunch of old, frustrated policeman who can't stand the vitality of our students!" But an association spokesperson hit back: "It is obvious these kids can't play football, they are hopeless! "They are constantly jumping our wall to catch the balls, if they were good they wouldn't need to do that, they would be scoring goals!" ------------ When they say "football", they actually mean what is called "soccer" in North America. ===========================================
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=========================================== Jon was in his usual place, sitting at the table, reading the paper during breakfast. He came across an article about a beautiful actress who was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ. He turned to his wife with a look of bewilderment on his face. "I'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives." His wife replies, "Why, thank you, dear!" ===========================================
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=========================================== A husband and wife were involved in a petty argument, both of them unwilling to admit they might be in error. "I'll admit I'm wrong," the wife told her husband in a conciliatory attempt, "if you'll admit I'm right." He agreed and, like a gentleman, insisted she go first. "I'm wrong," she said. With a twinkle in his eye, he responded, "You're right!" ============================================ Get a Dish Network for as low as $19.99/month Free HD & DVR Equipment & Free installation Free Dish Network Satellite TV Systems We are nationwide Dishnetwork retailer! http://www.AFreeDish.com ================================== From the Tech Support Pits: From: Marlene Re: Wait with IE7 Dear Webby, All the techs here say that IE7 is a "half baked nuisance", or worse. Is it safe to install yet? Marlene Dear Marlene I agree 100% with your techs. IE7 was rushed out prematurely, apparently because somebody had a bet that it would be ready before the current version of Firefox. (which is just as half baked too) Luckily Microsoft is not yet forcing IE7 on you, and just letting eager beavers and silly sheep play with it, to tell them which zippers were left down and what all is missing. Just today I found out about another IE7 problem: FTP in IE7 is crippled, just like in Firefox. So, since there is no compelling reason to use that unfinished IE7, don't waste time with it yet. Have FUN! DearWebby ========================================== Save up to 70% on printer inkjet cartridges 100% Guarantee & Free shipping Discount ink cartridges, refill kits & laser toners. Recycle your empty cartridges - Save or make money! http://www.Ask4Ink.com ========================================== Deeli's Kudos August 19, 2006 - Augusta, Maine - AP A German Shepherd named Levi may be old, but his hearing is still pretty good, his owner said after the dog helped police collar a burglary suspect. When 11-year-old Levi spotted a couple of prowlers trying to break into parked cars in Augusta at 3 a.m. Thursday, he growled until his owner, Joyce Luce, woke up and got out of bed. When she looked out the window, Luce saw a pair of young men in hooded sweat shirts breaking into cars. Luce called police, who arrived quickly and arrested Nathaniel Provencher, 18, of Limington, on burglary and other charges. Provencher is free on bail and police were trying to find his alleged accomplice. Augusta Police Lt. Christopher Read was glad to get assistance from Luce's pet. "We're very happy her alert dog is on watch," Read said.
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Replacing Turkey with Chicken in Recipes Many recipes for chicken work just as well with holiday turkey leftovers. I used a chicken curry recipe for dinner and substituted turkey. The flavor is better if the pieces of turkey are stir fried just enough to brown them. By Lynn
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A kid called up his mum from college and asked her for some money. Mum said, "Sure, sweetie. Mum will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?" "Uhh, oh yeah," responded the kid. So Mum wrapped up the book along with the checks in a package, kissed Dad goodbye and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she returned, Dad asked, "Well how much did you give the boy this time?" Mum said, "Oh, I wrote him two checks: one for $20, and the other for $1,000." "That's $1,020!" yelled Dad. "Are you crazy???" "Don't worry, hon," Mum said. "I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1,000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 19!" ======================================== To find a real bugler for military funerals, browse to Buglers Pervert Alerts are now at http://posty.net/pervertalerts/ ======================================== Thanks to Sandie for this observation: How to say 'I love you' in 25 languages..... English I Love You Spanish Te Amo French Je T'aime German lch Liebe Dich Japanese Ai Shite Imasu Italian Ti Amo Chinese Wo Ai Ni Swedish Jag Alskar Alabama Arkansas Kansas Oklahoma Texas North Carolina South Carolina Georgia Tennessee Idaho Missouri Mississippi Montana Louisiana Virginia West Virginia Kentucky parts of Florida Nice Ass, Get in the truck
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