Dear Webby: Fire Wall 

Good Morning,   !

Friday,  December 7, 2006
Wear something red to show your support for our troops!
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Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think
of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.
--- Mark Twain

Few things help an individual more than to place
responsibility upon him, and to let him know that
you trust him.
--- Booker T. Washington

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Thanks to Sandie for this report:
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME

According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while
both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each
year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter,
usually late November to mid-December.   Female reindeer
retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting
Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph
to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a
fat-butt man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night
and not get lost.

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  A "Sniveling Ninnie" award goes to
   Bellsouth.net for censoring mail
   Yahoo for losing mail
   Hotmail.com for losing mail
   MSN for losing mail
   Shaw.ca for losing mail

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=========================================== Wendy goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" The clerk says, "What denomination?" Wendy replied, "God help us. Has it come to this? OK, give me 6 Catholic, 12 Presbyterian, 10 Lutheran and 22 Baptists. ===========================================
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=========================================== Thanks to Deeli's Bonehead reports: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Anthony Armstrong, of Fort Myers, Florida Klutzy Burglar November 30, 2006 - FORT MYERS, Florida - IBS A burglar had no trouble breaking into a Florida post office, but getting out was harder than he thought. Security cameras took pictures of the man, who police said was Anthony Armstrong, as he allegedly used a sledgehammer to break through the wall of a Fort Myers, Fla., post office. Once inside the office, he could not get out, police said. He eventually called 911 and asked for help. Police said the man told them that three men had chased him into the post office. But officers said the sledgehammer and the security photos didn't support his story. ===========================================
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=========================================== It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite. He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. But, shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?" The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rorms rrarm." "What was that?" the old man asked. Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rorms rrarm." "Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying." The boy spit the bait into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!" =========================================== It has been determined that having sex before participating in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not impair the athlete's abilities. In fact, men have known and displayed this for centuries. After sex, they glance at their watches and say, "Oops, gotta run!" ============================================ Get a Dish Network for as low as $19.99/month Free HD & DVR Equipment & Free installation Free Dish Network Satellite TV Systems We are nationwide Dishnetwork retailer! http://www.AFreeDish.com ================================== From the Tech Support Pits: From: Ted Re: Fire Wall Dear Webby, I notice you recommend McAfee anti-virus and Firewall. I have McAfee Anti-Virus but was afraid to put in the Firewall for fear it would block something I wanted. Just what does the Firewall do?? I have Spybot and Crap Cleaner installed as well. Ted Dear Ted Hi Ted The Firewall keeps out hackers. It does not block anything that is safe or useful. Have FUN! DearWebby ========================================== Save up to 70% on printer inkjet cartridges 100% Guarantee & Free shipping Discount ink cartridges, refill kits & laser toners. Recycle your empty cartridges - Save or make money! http://www.Ask4Ink.com ========================================== Deeli's Kudos December 5, 2006 - LOS ANGELES - AP The most powerful man in Hollywood isn't an A-lister, but attends more movie premieres than Brad Pitt and George Clooney combined. He has no entourage, but hits enough nightspots to make Paris Hilton jealous. He's a red-carpet regular with the power to shut down any event from the Oscars on down. Robert Gladden isn't a filmmaker or financier. He's a fireman, one of 14 in Los Angeles who inspect and oversee areas of public assembly. Gladden's territory is Tinseltown, and practically every Hollywood party, performance or premiere requires his approval. ''If the public could be endangered, we're on it,'' says Gladden, 54. In the process, the slim, silver-haired fireman gets a front-row seat to some of the world's most-watched events. His interest is ostensibly safety, not celebrity, but he's had more brushes with fame than a Hollywood stylist. ''I absolutely have the coolest job,'' he says. ''There's nothing like it because most people don't associate being a fireman with all this celebrity stuff.'' Gladden trained in the Air Force, then followed his late father's footsteps into the Los Angeles Fire Department. Gladden joined in 1978, 10 years after his dad died in a blaze. He took on his current assignment in 1996.
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