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Good Morning,   !
Sunday,  Feb 11, 2007
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As I grow older I pay less attention to what men say.
I just watch what they do.
--- Andrew Carnegie

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Thank to Rubye for this story:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto stopped in the desert for the night.
After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,
"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says,
"Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of
galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise,
it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are
small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow."

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says,
"Kemo Sabe, you dumber than a buffalo.
It mean someone stole tent."

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Thanks to Roland for this story:
A Doctor in Minnesota wanted to get off work and go hunting,
so he told his assistant "Ya Ole, I am going hunting tomorrow and
we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the
clinic and take care of our patients""
Yes, sir..." answers Ole.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
"So Ole, how was your day?"

Ole tells him he took care of 3 patients. The first one had a
headache so I gave him TYLENOL.
"Bravo ya Ole, and the second one?" says the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him
MAALOX, sir" says Ole.
"Bravo, bravo Ole! You're good at this and what; about the
third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a
woman enters like a flame, she undresses herself, taking
off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table spread
her legs and shouts:
HELP ME! For 5 years I have not seen any man!!!!!""

And what did you do Ole?" asks the doctor.

"I put eye drops in her eyes."

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