Dear Webby: IE7 Filters 

Good Morning,   !
Saturday,  March 3, 2007
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The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man
and ultimately defeat him.
--- Russell Baker

Management is doing things right;
leadership is doing the right things.
--- Peter Drucker

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Thanks to Trevor for this:

According to Thomas Cook in the UK some holidaymakers
are just never satisfied. Here are the top ten most bizarre and
genuine customer complaints received by the firm in recent
years:

1 On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find
that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like
spicy food at all.

2 The beach was too sandy.

3 I bought a snorkel and swimming mask for my six-year-old
son, but he was too upset to use them as the fish
frightened him.

4 It rained on my birthday.

5 Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The
holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at
other women.

6 I think it should be explained in the brochure that the
local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard
creams or ginger nuts.

7 It's lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the
afternoons. I often needed to buy things during 'siesta'
time - this should be banned.

8 We bought 'Ray-Ban' sunglasses for five euros (3.50)
from a street trader, only to find out they were fake.

9 None of the hotel staff was English, and the tea didn't
taste the same as at home.

10 I would like to complain about the price of alcohol in
the resort. It was too cheap and I woke with a hangover
every day.

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80 years after Little Big Horn, an East Coast journalist began
research on George Armstrong Custer. A friend told him that an
Indian that lived through that experience was still living and
furthermore remembered EVERY event of his long life.

The journalist visited Chief Big Eagle, who now lived in a small
town in Pennsylvania. When he arrived and stated his purpose,
the Chief agreed to answer his questions.

"On what day of the week did the event take place? "
"Wednesday"
"What was Custer wearing?"
"Black uniform.. ceremony sword.. old hat"
"What did Custer eat for breakfast?"
"Eggs"

The journalist was skeptical and figured anyone could make up
these answers. He left, and never published his article.

Ten years later, the journalist was by coincidence driving through
the same small town, and decided to see if the old Chief was
still living. To his surprise, he was. As the journalist walked in he
raised his hand in the air and said, "How!"

"Over easy, with potatoes on the side," said the chief.

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======================================== Rodney wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Rodney looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you." So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Rodney asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door." Confused, Rodney asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off you said, "Lady leave me alone, I'm married'!" ========================================
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