Dear Webby: Hot Keys and Key Codes 

Good Morning,   !
Tuesday,  March 6, 2007
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Faith is taking the first step, even when you don't see the
whole staircase.
--- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Acquaintance, n.: A person whom we know well enough to
borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
--- Ambrose Bierce

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow
man, and I hate people like that!
--- Tom Lehrer

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Thanks to RegLee for this:
My Doctor
He is very good.

If you tell him you want a second opinion, he will go out and
come in again.

While he was talking to me his nurse came in and said,
"Doctor, there is a man here who thinks he is invisible."
The doctor said, "Tell him I can't see him."

One patient came in and said, "Doctor, I have a serious
memory problem."
The doctor asked, "When did it start?"
The man replied, "When did what start?"

I remember one time I told my doctor I had a ringing in
my ears.
His advice: "Don't answer it."

 My doctor sure has his share of nut cases.
One said to him, "Doctor, I think I'm a bell."
The doctor gave him some pills and said,
"Here, take these, and if they don't work, give me a ring."

When I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places, he told
me to stop going to those places.

But doctors can be so frustrating.
You wait a month and a half for an appointment. Then he
says, "I wish you had come to me sooner."

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A little boy didn't go to school one day. The next day when the
teacher asked him why, he said "Our cow was in heat, so I
had to take her to the bull."
"How disgusting," said the teacher, "I'm sure your father
could have done that."
"Ma'am, I don't know what you teachers do, but on the farm
it has to be a bull."

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