Dear Webby: Can not hear music 

Good Morning,   !
Wednesday,  March 14, 2007
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 "When obstacles arise, you change your direction to reach
your goal; you do not change your decision to get there."
 Zig Ziglar

"Talent is a gift, but character is a choice."
--- John C. Maxwell

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In his younger days our golden retriever Catcher often ran away
when he had the chance.  His veterinarian's office was about a
mile down the road, and Catcher would usually go there.  The
office staff knew him and would call me to come pick him up.
One day I called the vet to make an appointment for Catcher's
yearly vaccine.

"Will you bring him," asked the receptionist, "or will he come
on his own?"

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Three violin manufactures have all done business for years
on the same block in the small town of Cremona, Italy. After
years of a peaceful co-existence, the Amati shop decided to
put a sign in the window saying:
"We make the best violins in Italy."

The Guarneri shop soon followed suit, and put a sign in
their window proclaiming:
"We make the best violins in the world."

Finally, the Stradivarius family put a sign out at their
shop saying:
"We make the best violins on this street."

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=========================================== The elementary school teacher was trying impress upon the seventh-grade history class how Native Americans must have felt when they first encountered the Spanish explorers. "How would you feel," said she, "if someone showed up on your doorstep who looked very different, spoke a strange language and wore unusual clothes? Wouldn't you be a bit scared?" "Nah," one boy answered, "I'd just figure it was my sister's newest boyfriend." ============================================ Get a Dish Network for as low as $19.99/month Free HD & DVR Equipment & Free installation Free Dish Network Satellite TV Systems We are nationwide Dishnetwork retailer! http://www.AFreeDish.com ================================== From the Tech Support Pits: From: Carol Re: No music on postcards Dear Webby, I'M HAVING TROUBLE GETTING THE MUSIC TO PLAY WITH THE CARD I 'M TRYING TO SEND FROM HICARDS Carol Dear Carol Not all cards have music, but on the cards that have music, it seems to work just fine. If your music does not play, check to make sure that when the cat walked across your keyboard, it didn't mute your speakers. That's the most common cause for music problems on Hicards. Second most frequent problem is not enough free and unused RAM. Run CrapCleaner or reboot, then try again. Third most common problem is not selecting music when going back to edit some more. Have FUN! DearWebby ========================================== Save up to 70% on printer inkjet cartridges 100% Guarantee & Free shipping Discount ink cartridges, refill kits & laser toners. Recycle your empty cartridges - Save or make money! http://www.Ask4Ink.com ========================================== Deeli's Kudos March 10, 2007 - Omaha, Nebraska - AP Lucy was drowning and turning blue, so Randy Gurchin recalled his U.S. air force training on mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. It didn't matter that Lucy is a 10-month-old English bulldog, because he and Lucy are "best buddies." "Once you get a pet, it's truly part of your family," Gurchin said. "You just tend to do whatever it takes to save their life." Lucy had jumped into a partly frozen lake in pursuit of ducks and geese but the water was too cold for her. When Gurchin edged onto the ice and pulled Lucy out of the water, she was unresponsive and her face and paws were blue. He closed her mouth, put his mouth over her nose, breathed air into her lungs and pushed on her chest and after about a minute she began taking shallow breaths. He drove her to a veterinary clinic, where she was immersed in warm water, given injections and placed in an oxygen tent. By Friday, a week after her ordeal, Lucy was back to normal, said Gurchin, a pilot who retired from the air force two years ago.
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Sam staggered into the house at two o'clock in the morning. As he entered his bedroom, he found another man in bed with his wife. Anni, his wife pushed the man off her and demanded to know where Sam had been until two o'clock in the morning. Sam looked at his wife's lover and demanded, "Who in the heck is this guy, and what is he doing in bed with you?" The wife thundered back, "Don't you go changing the subject! Where in the heck have you been so late?" =============================================
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======================================== Thanks to Chris for this story: An Irish daughter had not been home for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her. "Where have ye been all this time? Why did ye not write to us, not even a line? Why didn't ye call? Can ye not understand what ye put yer old mum thru? The girl, crying, replied, "Sniff, sniff....dad....I became a prostitute...." "Ye what!!? Out of here, ye shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace O this family." "OK, dad-- as ye wish. I just came back to give mum this luxurious fur coat, title deed to a ten bedroom mansion plus a savings certificate for $5 million. For me little brother, this gold Rolex and for ye daddy, this sparkling new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked outside plus a membership to the country club.... (takes a breath)....and an invitation for ye all to spend New Years Eve on board my new yacht in the Riviera, and...." "Now what was it ye said ye had become?" says dad. Girl, crying again,"Sniff, sniff....a prostitute dad! Sniff, sniff." "Oh! Be Jesus! Ye scared me half to death, girl! I thought ye said a Protestant'. Come here and give yer old man a hug!" ======================================== ======================================== , if you like the Dear Webby Daily Humor Letter, please vote for it at the Ezine Finder: Thanks for your votes! Give a free gift subscription to a friend! ======================================== Well, , that's all for today. have FUN ! Dear Webby





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