Dear Webby: Power Strip 

Good Morning,   !
Sunday,  March 18, 2007
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"If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more,
do more and become more, you are a leader."
--- John Quincy Adams

"And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter?
Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some
old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home
winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?"
---- Homer Simpson

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A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the
rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the glass cases.

A clerk approached him and asked, "What would you like?"

He answered, "I'd like that chocolate-covered, cream-filled doughnut,
that jelly-filled doughnut and that cheese Danish."

Then with a sigh he added, "But I'll take an oat-bran muffin."

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FOLLOWING ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM
PAPERS COLLECTED BY VINDICTIVE TEACHERS:

Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats
backwards.

Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and
caterpillars.

The process of turning steam back into water again is called
conversation.

Algebraical symbols are used when you do not know what you
are talking about.

A triangle which has an angle of 135 degrees is called an
obscene triangle.

For fractures: to see if the limb is broken, wiggle it gently
back and forth.

For drowning: climb on top of the person and move up and down
to make artificial perspiration.

For head colds: use an agonizer to spray the nose until it
drops in your throat.

For snakebites: bleed the wound and rape the victim in a
blanket for shock.

For asphyxiation: apply artificial respiration until the
patient is dead.

Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is
affirmative or negative.

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Then folks started saying that that was a stupid idea, since "how could a surge protector do it's job if it wasn't turned on?". 3) Do you know whether a computer is still protected if the surge protector is turned off? (At home we don't debate this. Since we have a lot of storms, the practice has been to just unplug anything electronic and expensive.) Thanks from a fan! Tory Dear Tory 1) Cheap surge protected power strips usually have a light or lighted switch. When their suicide transistor has given it's life while protecting your equipment, the light flickers or, with some models, does not light. You can still use it for power tools and lights, but it won't protect delicate equipment from surges any more. 2) The power switch on a computer is $1.29 retail, the power strip is $9.95 Strange math they used there! However, if there were people around, who could not be relied on to turn their machine off, then of course a common power strip or breaker does make sense. In the days of 10" greenie monitors and the IBM DisplayWrite menu permanently burned into the screens from people leaving their machines on all year, I installed quite a few switches and contactors, so that the last one out could axe all the computers on that floor. In those days, that was a valid concern. 3) When the power strip is turned off, then normally only the ground wire is still connected. That makes it perfectly safe. The white wire is grounded at the breaker panel, and only the black wire can bring in any surges or spikes. When that wire is disconncted at the power strip switch, nothing can get to the computer. Keep in mind that with modern computers the ON/OF switch is "soft". Shutting the computer down does not completely turn it off. If you open the side cover, you will see a tiny green dot of light on the motherboard. Any surge or spike can kill the power supply instantly. If the machine is out of warranty, then you are out of luck. Your way of unplugging the computer or turning the power strip off during storms or before going on vacation is most definitely a good idea. Have FUN! DearWebby ========================================== Save up to 70% on printer inkjet cartridges 100% Guarantee & Free shipping Discount ink cartridges, refill kits & laser toners. Recycle your empty cartridges - Save or make money! http://www.Ask4Ink.com ========================================== Deeli's Kudos March 12, 2007 - Weymouth, Dorset, UK - Ananova A Dorset man surprised his girlfriend by asking her to marry him on the big screen at their local cinema. The audience were settling down to watch a movie in Weymouth when Tom Lane's homemade film appeared after the trailers. His girlfriend Tina Kilford watched as it began with Mr. Lane wearing a dinner jacket and holding up a card reading 'Hi Tina'. The 39-year-old youth worker persuaded bosses at Cineworld to show the movie he spent six weeks making, reports Sky News. 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