Dear Webby: Prepping recycle bin 

Good Morning,   !
Monday,  March 26, 2007

The best way to keep children home is to make the home
atmosphere pleasant--and let the air out of the tires.
--- Dorothy Parker

Imagine what it would be like if TV actually were good.
It would be the end of everything we know.
--- Marvin Minsky


Thanks to Dave for this story:
Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving.
In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti
sauce, and it sat on the counter all day. She was worried
about spoilage, but it was too late to cook up another batch.

She called the local Poison Control Center and voiced her
concern. They advised Becky to boil the sauce again.

That night, the phone rang during dinner, and one of the
guests volunteered to answer it. Becky's face dropped as
the guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center.
They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out."


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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology
courses. She started her class by saying,
"Everyone who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"

After a few seconds,  stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you think you're stupid, ?

"No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there
all by yourself!"


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=========================================== Thanks to Deeli's Bonehead reports: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Stewart Laidlaw, 35, of Dunfermline, Fife, Scotland Smelly Fella March 23, 2007 - Dunfermline, Fife, Scotland - Ananova A drinker has been barred from his local pub for breaking wind. once too often. Stewart Laidlaw, 35, has been shown the door for good by Thirsty Kirsty's in Dunfermline, Fife, for "basking in the glory of his smells", reports The Sun. Landlord John Thow said: "The smell is disgusting and when he drops one he'll shout and wave his arms so everyone can smell it." Shop worker Stewart was said to be "very angry" with the decision but a fellow drinker complained: "He's a smelly guy, and no mistake." ===========================================
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The following are apparently actual excuses written by parents and given to teachers: 1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on March. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33. 2. Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault. 3. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side. 4. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face. 5. My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him. 6. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines. 7. Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip. 8. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels. 9. Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating. 10. George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach. 11. Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout. 12. Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot. 13. Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals. 14. Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah (*crossed out*), diahoah(*crossed out*), dyah(*crossed out*) the shits.. =============================================
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======================================== A girl walked up to the information desk in a hospital and asked to see the "upturn". "I think you mean the 'intern,' don't you?" asked the nurse on duty. "Yes," said the girl. "I want to have a 'contamination.'" "You mean 'examination,'" the nurse corrected her. "Well I want to go to the 'fraternity ward,' anyway." "I'm sure you mean the maternity ward." To which the girl replied: "Upturn, intern; contamination, examination;fraternity, maternity....what's the difference? All I know is I haven't demonstrated in two months and I think I'm stagnant." ========================================
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