Dear Webby: Search for the perfect tripod 

Good Morning,   !
Wednesday,  March 28, 2007
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If your only goal is to become rich, you will never achieve it.
 John D. Rockefeller

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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they
were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary
to be quiet in church?"

Little Johnny replied, "Because people are sleeping."

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Upon returning to their car from a shopping tour, one of
the young ladies  realized that she had forgotten to stop
at the pharmacy for her birth control pills.

She rushed into the nearest pharmacy and gave her
prescription to the pharmacist.
"Please fill this immediately," she said. "I've got people
waiting in my car!"

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=========================================== An elderly woman went into the doctor's office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, "I'd like to have some birth control pills." Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, "Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you're 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?" The woman responded, "They help me sleep better." The doctor thought some more and continued, "How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?" The woman said, "I put them in my granddaughter's orange juice and I sleep a lot better at night." ============================================ Get a Dish Network for as low as $19.99/month Free HD & DVR Equipment & Free installation Free Dish Network Satellite TV Systems We are nationwide Dishnetwork retailer! http://www.AFreeDish.com ================================== From the Tech Support Pits: From: Eleanor Re: Tripod Dear Webby, You mentioned last year that you will continue searching for a perfect tripod at an affordable price. I did too, but all I managed is wasting money on garbage. Did you have better results? Eleanor Dear Eleanor Yes, I got a lot closer to the perfect tripod. It's a Velbon CX440. I got mine from Fairview Photo. If you are not in North America, you can check at http://pricegrabber.com for a dealer in your area. You should be able to get one for $30 - $50. It has smooth action and no slop. The pan head (for turning) is not threaded, it has a wide clamp riding on a smooth shaft. The clamp is springloaded and when panning, it feels like it had a fluid damper in it. While that is a huge bonus for shooting movies, personally I prefer zero resistance rotation for fast action shots. But that is definitely easy to get used to, since the rest of the tripod is so smooth and solid. Have FUN! DearWebby ========================================== Save up to 70% on printer inkjet cartridges 100% Guarantee & Free shipping Discount ink cartridges, refill kits & laser toners. Recycle your empty cartridges - Save or make money! http://www.Ask4Ink.com ========================================== Deeli's Kudos March 22, 2007 - Tarboro, North Carolina - AP Twenty-two years ago, Mahlon Webb Jr. wrote a note, put it in a bottle and tossed it into the ocean at a North Carolina Beach. Five years ago, he got a call from a woman on Grand Cayman Island saying she'd found the bottle. Last week, Webb made the same type of call, this time to an Arkansas school where children sent a balloon aloft with a note attached. Webb, 34, is a golf course superintendent in Tarboro and found the balloon March 12 as he rode around the course checking on its condition. The yellow balloon had a tag showing it was set free by Dana Johnson's class at Wynne Primary School Kindergarten in Wynne, Ark. Webb's fiance, Susan Watson, 29, called Johnson's classroom. Johnson said the class had released balloons for several years but no one had ever called back. The balloon was released Jan. 31 as students celebrated the 100th day of the school year. ''It was right cool to call the kids,'' said Webb. ''It is amazing the balloon made the trip.''
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