Dear Webby: XP SP2.5 

Good Morning,   !
Monday,  May 7, 2007

Other people's opinion of you
does not have to become your reality.
--- Les Brown

Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that
man can never learn anything from history.
--- George Bernard Shaw


A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her
swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the
back of her skirt. Needless to say this was embarrassing to
both of them since their relationship had been purely
platonic up to that point anyway. They decided to walk
together in this lock-step back to the clubhouse where
certainly a pair of needle-nosed pliers would fix the
Just as they turned the corner to the clubhouse a German
Shepherd ran up and threw a bucket of water on them.


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Three residents at the Funny-Farm are at the doctor's office for
their annual  intelligence test.
The doctor asks the first man, "What is three times three?"
"274," he replies.
The doctor asks the second man, "What is three times three?"
"Tuesday," replies the second man.
The doctor says to the third man, "Okay, your turn. What's three
times three?"
"Nine," says the third man.
"That's great!" says the doctor.
"How did you get that?"
"Easy," says the third man. "I subtracted 274 from Tuesday."


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