Dear Webby: DreamWeaver Site List back-up 

Good Morning,   !
Tuesday,  May 15, 2007
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Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man.
But they don't bite everybody.
--- Stanislaw Lec

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Thanks to Sandie for this story:

The priest was passing a group of young teens sitting on
the church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.

"Nothing much, father," replied one boy. "We were just seeing
who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."

"Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm shocked. When I was
your age, I never even thought about sex."

In unison they all replied, "You win!"

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Thanks to Cookie for this story:
Stopping to pick up my daughter at kindergarten, I found out
that the topic of "Show and Tell" that day had been parents'
occupations.

The teacher pulled me aside.
Whispering, she advised, "You might want to explain a little
bit more to your daughter what you do for a living."

I work as a training consultant and often conduct my seminars
in motel conference rooms. When I asked why, the teacher
explained, "Your daughter told the class she wasn't sure
what you did, but said you got dressed real pretty and went
to work at motels."

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=========================================== Thanks to Deeli for this report: May 13, 2007 - Rome, Italy - AFP A 24-year-old Sicilian man under house arrest called for police to bring him to jail because he could no longer put up with arguments with his mother and stepfather, a news agency reported Saturday. Marcello Lazzara, under house arrest in connection with counterfeit CD sales, preferred going outside the house to be arrested for escape rather than remain with his family in Palermo, Ansa agency said. "I am so glad to meet you," the man told police when they arrived to arrest him in the street outside his home. =========================================== Get a Dish Network for as low as $19.99/month Free HD & DVR Equipment & Free installation Free Dish Network Satellite TV Systems We are nationwide Dishnetwork retailer! http://www.AFreeDish.com ================================== From the Tech Support Pits: From: Lynda Re: DreamWeaver Site List Dear Webby I use DreamWeaver to take care of the sites of about a dozen clients. I love the program and see why all the PROs use it. But about twice a year it trashes the site list and I have to manually punch in the whole set-up for each site. You mentioned that you use DreamWeaver. Does yours do that too, and how do you cope with it? Lynda Dear Lynda It's a known bug, and is not likely to ever get fixed. However, a few years ago Jörg Schmalenberger in Germany made a little back-up utility for backing up the site list and your preferences settings. You can get it free at http://mm-exporter.joexx.de/ You can even export your site list and prefereces onto a key-fob RAM disk or camera chip to store in a safety deposit box far away from your computer. If you lose this link, it is also in my toolbox at http://webby.com/tools.html Have FUN! Dear Webby ========================================== Save up to 70% on printer inkjet cartridges 100% Guarantee & Free shipping Discount ink cartridges, refill kits & laser toners. Recycle your empty cartridges - Save or make money! http://www.Ask4Ink.com ========================================== Deeli's Kudos May 8, 2007 - Xuzhou, China - Yangtse Evening Post A 92-year-old grandmother jumped into a fishing lake in China to save a four-year-old boy. Lu Bohua, who is 5ft 1ins tall, jumped into the 6ft deep lake, near Xuzhou city, without a second thought when she heard the boy crying. "I was going home after visiting a neighbor, and heard a kid crying," she told the Yangtse Evening Post. Seeing no one else around, Lu jumped into the lake, grabbed the little boy and held his head above water but the banks were too steep for her to get out again. "The kid was so scared, and I could feel him shivering," she said. "I felt myself gradually losing strength, so I shouted out for help." Villagers heard the cry and ran for the lake, and were surprised to see the pensioner holding the child while shouting for help. Villagers praised Lu's courage.
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======================================== When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for preschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your grandmother?" I asked. "Yes," Chris said. "She's visiting." "How nice," I said. "Where does she live?" "At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we need her, we just go out there and get her." ========================================
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