Dear Webby: Dark Sites 

Good Morning,   !
Friday,  May 18, 2007
Wear something red today to show your support of the troops!
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"The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved
- loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves."
--- Victor Hugo

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Plumber to wife of would-be handyman:
"To ensure properly functioning plumbing, keep foreign
objects out of your sinks and tubs, flush soap suds away
with hot water --
and above all, hide your husband's wrenches."

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 A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed
 her a study which indicated that men use about 15,000 words a day,
 whereas women use 30,000 words a day. She thought about this, then
 told her husband that women  use twice as many words as men because
 they have to repeat everything they say. Looking stunned, he said,
 "What?"

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=========================================== Thanks to Deeli's Bonehead reports: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Shenyang botanical park A pony by any other color... Shenyang botanical park is charging 30p each for pictures with the animal which, as well as painted black stripes, has fluffy white hair. When asked if the zebra is real, the feeder answered: "It's from Africa. What do you call it, if it's not a zebra?" "We saw right away that the zebra is fake, but we are here for fun, so it doesn't really matter," said a mother who had just paid for her child's picture. According to the City Evening News, the park says it doesn't know if the horse is a zebra or not. ===========================================
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=========================================== "Painted Hills", Oregon =========================================== Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool. "You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you." "But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny. "Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!" ===========================================
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=========================================== Today at work, the boss wanted to know when Father's Day was. "Easy," I answered. "It's nine months before Mother's Day." =========================================== Get a Dish Network for as low as $19.99/month Free HD & DVR Equipment & Free installation Free Dish Network Satellite TV Systems We are nationwide Dishnetwork retailer! http://www.AFreeDish.com ================================== From the Tech Support Pits: From: Janet Re: Dark Sites Dear Webby One of my flakey relatives has a page with dark blue writing on a mostly black background, which makes it very hard for me to read. Is there a way I can change that on my browser (IE6) Thanks Janet Dear Janet You might want to keep a close watch on that flakey relative. Quite often that kind of web design is the equivalent of the whispering phase that some suiciders go through. In the mentime, to be able to read the text, hit CTRL A to select All. As long as you just move scroll bars and don't click into the page, all text will remain highlighted and will be easy to read. Have FUN! DearWebby ========================================== Save up to 70% on printer inkjet cartridges 100% Guarantee & Free shipping Discount ink cartridges, refill kits & laser toners. Recycle your empty cartridges - Save or make money! http://www.Ask4Ink.com ========================================== Deeli's Kudos May 11, 2007 - Walters, Oklahoma - AP A rescue team navigated flooded farmland in a boat to save a 70-year-old woman and her dog from rising floodwaters and made another critical rescue a pot of stew from the woman's stove. Geneva Taptto frantically began calling for help Wednesday when she realized her rural home near Walters was surrounded by floodwaters. Local sheriff's deputies and the Oklahoma Highway Patrol's lake division sent a rescue boat to save the woman and her dog. ''They couldn't get the boat to the house. They had to wade in water to get me and the dog,'' Taptto said. ''They even brought the stew. I worked all morning on that stew.''
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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Storing Sandpaper Store your sandpaper in a three ring binder. Just use some pocket folders to keep the sandpaper organized by different grits in the binder. Label the binding of the three ring binder "Sandpaper" so that it's easy to see when sitting on shelf. Old photo albums work great too!
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A mathematician, a statistician and an accountant apply for the same job. The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks "What does two plus two equal?" The mathematician replies "Four." The interviewer asks "Four, exactly?" The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says "Yes, four, exactly." Then the interviewer calls in the statistician and asks the same question "What does two plus two equal?" The statistician says "On average, four - give or take ten percent, but on average, four." Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and poses the same question "What does two plus two equal?" The accountant gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says "What do you want it to equal?" =============================================
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======================================== A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field. The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the farmer where all the politicians had gone. The old farmer said he had buried them. The sheriff then asked the old farmer, "Were they ALL dead?" The old farmer replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how them politicians lie." ========================================
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