Dear Webby: Re-install MSIE6 

Good Morning,   !
Thursday,  June 7, 2007
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You can take no credit for beauty at sixteen.
But if you are beautiful at sixty, it will be your soul's own doing.
--- Marie Stopes

I am not a teacher. I am only a fellow traveler of whom you
have asked the way.
I pointed ahead, ahead of myself as well as of you.
--- G. B. Shaw

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And old fellow was snoozing away contentedly when he was
startled awake by the doorbell. He staggered off the couch to
make his way to the door. There stood a gorgeous young woman.

"Oh my goodness," the pretty young thing exclaimed, "I'm at
the wrong house."

"Sweetheart, you're at the right house," the old guy
assured her. "But you're forty years too late."

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I was listening to a lady who called a radio pastor.

The pastor was a wise, grandfatherly gentleman who
has that calm reassuring voice that can melt all fear.
The lady, who was obviously crying, said, "Pastor, I
was born blind, and I've been blind all my life. I don't
mind being blind but I have some well meaning friends
who tell me that if I had more faith I could be healed."

The pastor asked her, "Tell me, do you carry one of
those white tipped canes?"

"Yes I do," she replied.

"Then the next time someone says that hit them over
the head with the cane," He said. "Then tell them 'If
you had more faith that wouldn't hurt!'"

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=========================================== Thanks to Deeli's Bonehead reports: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to teacher Amy McTague of Conifer, Colorado Bimbo Malfunction May 22, 2007 - Conifer, Colorado - IBS The teacher who oversaw the production of a high school yearbook that depicted drug and alcohol use issued an apology Monday, saying it was "completely inappropriate." Conifer High School English teacher Amy McTague's apology was issued by the school district in response to a letter sent to them and the media that complained about the pages in the yearbook. Parent Karen Marshall said in her Friday letter, "I am absolutely outraged at what has been printed in our student's 2007 yearbooks released a few days ago." Her letter continued: "On p. 13, page title is 'Drug Addictions': there are pictures of students smoking pot, using bong paraphernalia, pictures of alcohol and prescription drugs with associated stories of each. Each caption is written in 6 pt. font so anyone over 40 would have to get their magnifying glass to read, which I feel was strategic on their part so parents would miss it, but its there all the same: 'I smoke pot because it relaxes me, helps me deal with situations...there's nothing wrong with it.' says a student." "p.33, there are pictures of police officers with stories of 'cops busting our parties' and 'law enforcement is a necessary evil' depicting law enforcement as an annoyance only to be disregarded if you don't get caught. I want our police officers to be respected for the heroes they are and this disgraces them and sends the wrong message. "p.71 titled 'Regrets and Mistakes', shows a picture of three female students holding an MIP (Minors in Possession) certificate, one girl smirking in this picture, with the caption "...my regret was telling the cop the truth when they busted our party." Less than two weeks ago Conifer High sophomores Justin Dorrance, 16, of Evergreen, Colo., and Clyde Gallegos, 16, of Pine, Colo., were killed when the Jeep Grand Cherokee that Dorrance was driving rolled over in Elk Creek. The Colorado State Patrol said that drugs were suspected as a contributing factor in the accident. ===========================================
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=========================================== Thanks to my dad for this picture: "Vivi. wh. bloomed today" reduced from 2600 to 550 pixels wide cut out from original picture cut-out enlarged 2:1 The translucent golden dots that you see, greenish golden on the female flower parts and reddish where male parts shine through, are pollen. If you were standing in front of the plant, you would need a microscope to see that pollen. ===========================================
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=========================================== Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. After an hour long wait, it finally took off. A concerned passenger asked the flight attendant, "What was the problem?" "The pilot was bothered by a noise he heard in the engine," she explained. "Oh, and it took a while to fix it," said the passenger. "Not exactly." replied the stewardess, "It just took us a bit to find a deaf pilot." =========================================== Get a Dish Network for as low as $19.99/month Free HD & DVR Equipment & Free installation Free Dish Network Satellite TV Systems We are nationwide Dishnetwork retailer! http://www.AFreeDish.com ================================== From the Tech Support Pits: From: Bonnie Re: Uninstall/re-install IE6 Hi Webby, Having problems with IE 6.0. Is there a way to uninstall and reinstall it? If so, would I need to save my Favorites or anything before doing so? An Avid Reader and User of Your Tips Bonnie Dear Bonnie Are you sure that IE6 is the cause of the problem, and not just a symptom? If you are sure you need to uninstall and reinstall IE6, the instructions are here: http://support.microsoft.com/kb/318378 And yes, you definitely would need to export your Favorites (Bookmarks): ALT F I N E Have FUN! DearWebby ========================================== Save up to 70% on printer inkjet cartridges 100% Guarantee & Free shipping Discount ink cartridges, refill kits & laser toners. Recycle your empty cartridges - Save or make money! http://www.Ask4Ink.com ========================================== Deeli's Kudos June 5, 2007 - Boston, Massachusetts - Boston Globe Thanks to Seababy for this Kudo :-) Shortly before landing, Bob Hayden and a flight attendant had agreed on a signal: When she waved the plastic handcuffs, he would discreetly leave his seat and restrain an unruly passenger who had frightened some of the 150 people on board a Minneapolis-to-Boston flight Saturday night with erratic behavior. Hayden, a 65-year-old former police commander, had enlisted a gray-haired gentleman sitting next to him to assist. The man turned out to be a former US Marine. "I had looked around the plane for help, and all the younger guys had averted their eyes. When I asked the guy next to me if he was up to it, all he said was, 'Retired captain. USMC.' I said, 'You'll do,' " Hayden recalled. "So, basically, a couple of grandfathers took care of the situation." The incident on Northwest Airlines Flight 720 ended peacefully, but not before Hayden, a former Boston police deputy superintendent and former Lawrence police chief, and the retired Marine had handcuffed one man and stood guard over another until the plane touched down safely at Logan International Airport around 7:50 p.m. Hayden said the unruly man's behavior upset some passengers. One told Hayden the man had said, "Your lives are going to change today forever," as he shouted and refused to take his seat before takeoff and at various times during the nearly three-hour flight. "Some people were crying," Hayden said. "I thought it might be a diversion. I kept scanning the back of the plane to see if anyone was going to rush forward. The flight attendants did a great job, literally surrounding the two guys who were making all the noise. I told one of the flight attendants I was a retired police officer and would be willing to assist, so we agreed on a signal." Hayden said he and the retired Marine, whose name he never got, received an ovation from fellow passengers, and "some free air miles." http://www.boston.com/news/local/massac ... _in_check/
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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I would like to live very long. What should I do?" "I think that is a wise decision," the doctor replies. "Let's see, do you smoke?" "Oh.. Half a pack a day." "Starting NOW, no more smoking." The man agrees. The doctor then asks, "Do you drink?" "Oh, well Doc, not much, just a bit of wine with my meals, and a beer or two every once in a while." "Starting now, you drink only water. No exceptions." The man is a bit upset, but also agrees. The doctor asks, "How do you eat?" "Oh, well, you know, Doc, normal stuff." "Starting now you are going on a very strict diet. You are going to eat only raw vegetables, with no dressing, and non-fat cottage cheese." The man is now really worried. "Doc, is all this really necessary?" "Do you want to live long?" "Yes." "Well then, it's absolutely necessary. And don't even think of breaking the diet." The man is quite restless, but the doctor continues, "Do you have sex?" "Yeah, once a week or so..., only with my wife!" he adds hurriedly. "As soon as you get out of here you are going to buy twin beds. No more sex for you. None." The man is appalled. "Doc... Are you sure I'm going to live longer this way?" "I have no idea, but whatever you live, I assure you is going to seem like an eternity!" ============================================= IF I DIDN'T HAVE A DOG * I would not be on a first name basis with 6 veterinarians *I could leave the house without poop bags *I could buy a couch without having to think of extra space needed for the dog. *Words like, ball, walk, car, treat, could be spoken out loud instead of having to spell them. *I would only have to vacuum once a week, not several times a day to collect drifting dog hair. *I would not have to explain to non-pet people why I buy and wrap dog bones, treats, or toys to give my dog on his birthday. *My furniture would not look like of beavers lived in my home. *I could walk barefoot in the grass without wondering when I'd step in a fresh dog turd. *I could go out into public, without dog hair floating from my clothes. *I could have a bowl of ice-cream and not feel forced to share each bite with a drooling dog *I could take a vacation, and not have to phone the boarding kennel 10 times a day to see if the dog was happy. *I would yearn for the unconditional love my dog gives me. *I would cease to be a hero, in my dogs eyes *How empty my arms and life would be, if I didn't have a dog. Stormy O' =============================================
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======================================== Old Granny went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. "It's terrible," she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week." "I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor. "Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again at night." "No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?" "Naturally," she answered, "I take a book." ========================================
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