Dear Webby: Files will not stay unzipped 

Good Morning,   !
Saturday,  June 16, 2007
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Yesterday's test send from a new server machine went fine,
and completed in about half the time the old machine required.
That's good news, so from now on I will be sending the
Humor Letter from this machine: SRV727.

Have FUN!
DearWebby

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end,
I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
--- Dorothy Parker

Autobiography is an unrivaled vehicle for telling the truth
about other people.
--- Philip Guedalla

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The following sign hangs in a local garage:

AUTO REPAIR PRICE LIST
Ping-Ping-Ping .......$  35.00
Plunk-Ping-Plunk ...$  50.00
Klunk-Ping-Klunk ...$ 125.00
Thud-Klunk-Thud ....$ 200.00
Clang-Thud-Klank ...$ 325.00

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Astrological After-sex Comments

Aries: "Okay, let's do it again!"
Taurus: "I'm hungry -- pass the pizza."
Gemini: "Have you seen the remote?"
Cancer: "When are we getting married?"
Leo: "Wasn't I fantastic?"
Virgo: "I need to wash the sheets."
Libra: "I liked it if you liked it."
Scorpio: "Perhaps I should untie you."
Sagittarius: "Don't call me -- I'll call you."
Capricorn: "Do you have a business card?"
Aquarius: "Now let's try it with our clothes off!"
Pisces: "What did you say your name was again?"

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=========================================== An Italian cab driver was telling a George that only real men drive taxis in Rome. "We use our left hand for signals and our right hand to wave at women," he proclaimed. George asked, "But how do you steer?" "I just told you," the cabbie replied, "that only *real* men drive taxis in Rome." That's when Georgette piped up: "Looks to me like you are steering with your potbelly, and talking with your hands, just like the cabbies in Chicago." =========================================== Get a Dish Network for as low as $19.99/month Free HD & DVR Equipment & Free installation Free Dish Network Satellite TV Systems We are nationwide Dishnetwork retailer! http://www.AFreeDish.com ================================== From the Tech Support Pits: From: Annette Re: Files don't stay unzipped Dear Webby, Finding having lots of things encripted.How do I unzip and keep them unzipped? What is the purpose ?only to save space? When in zip, have no icon to show what's there., rather have the icons Sure I clicked on some thing to do it, Still love your site have learned a lot. Thanks Annette Dear Annette Because you are on AOL, your friends will send stuff to you zipped up, so that you can download it in this lifetime. When you unzip it, don't just click on it. That causes a temporary unzipping. To properly unzip it, you have to click on EXTRACT, and tell it where to park the full size extracted files. THEN you will get proper icons. Have FUN! DearWebby ========================================== Save up to 70% on printer inkjet cartridges 100% Guarantee & Free shipping Discount ink cartridges, refill kits & laser toners. Recycle your empty cartridges - Save or make money! http://www.Ask4Ink.com ========================================== Deeli's Kudos June 15, 2007 - Erie, Pennsylvania - AP Though he lost the engagement ring and two wedding bands, the prospective bridegroom apparently found true love. A weeklong saga stretching from Pennsylvania to Italy came to a sweet end Thursday when Mike Peterson's future bride picked up the three rings at the Erie airport. Peterson at first thought the rings had been stolen, until he read a story on the Internet about a maintenance worker finding wedding rings under an airport seat. ''She picked up the rings this afternoon. They were happy to get them back,'' said David Bagnoni, public safety director at the Erie International Airport. "She said she was going to marry him.'' http://www.happynews.com/news/6152007/f ... -rings.htm
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A married couple in New York's "Little Italy" went to their Priest to discuss birth control, since they already had five children. The husband inquired if perhaps oral sex would be an acceptable substitute in the eyes of the Church. The Priest explained that it was still considered a perverted act and a sin; totally banned according to their faith. The wife spoke up fuming, "Look Father, you no play-a da game, you no make-a da rules." ============================================= VICIOUS BIT OF FLUFF It was something truckers did. On long hauls, they had a huge dog riding with them for company plus protection. I'm not sure when it began to change. Big brutes were gradually replaced by tiny dogs. My friend Hank shared his rig with a humongous male dog, named Slayer. Years later I ran into Hank in a restaurant. Slayer had retired. In his place was a tiny bit of fluff, a Pomeranian he called 'Sweetie.' In the restaurant, some obnoxious guys were bad mouthing truckers and their little dogs, sneering, "Those mops without handles, wouldn't be able to guard a pop can let alone a rig." Hank grew tired of the heckling. He invited the belligerent goons out to his rig. "Go ahead, open the door," Hank urged one of them. " Get in there, my dog is just a tiny Pomeranian." The creep opened the door, stuck his face into the cab, then shrieked , "Get it off me man, it's chewing up my face." He lurched backwards with Sweetie attached firmly to his nose. Hank grabbed his wee dog, shaking with amusement. The trouble makers sped by in their car, one leaned out the window and hollered, " You should get rid of that vicious thing before it kills someone!" "Yep," Hank smiled, "My dogs a real killer. She ain't got no sense of size." He chuckled, "But no one messes with my rig now that Sweetie's on board. I'm well guarded by this itty-bitty, tail waggin' bundle of dynamite." I was still laughing when Hank pulled out in his rig, Sweetie looking out the window, prepared to ferociously guard her territory again! Stormy O' =============================================
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======================================== An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been with a woman. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian outback. They end up getting married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. "What happened?" she asks. "I've never been with a woman," he says, "but if it's anything like a kangaroo, I'm gonna need all the room I can get." ========================================
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