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Good Morning,   !
Tuesday,  June 19, 2007
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"The young do not know enough to be prudent, and therefore
they attempt the impossible - and achieve it,
generation after generation."
--- Pearl S. Buck

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You're driving a bus that is leaving from Pennsylvania and
ending in New York.  To start off with,
there were 32 passengers on the bus.
At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on.
At the next bus stop, 2 people got off and 2 people got on.
At the next bus stop, 12 people got on and 16 people got off.
At the next bus stop, 5 people got on and 3 people got off.
What color are the bus driver's eyes?
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'Twas in a restaurant they first met,
Romeo and Juliet.
'Twas there that he got into debt,
'Cause he owed what Juli ate.'

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A Protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him into their community. But, also because they were good Catholics they did not eat red meat on Fridays. So when their neighbor began barbecuing some juicy steak on Friday night, they began to squirm. They were so annoyed that they went to talk to him about it. After much talk they convinced him to become Catholic. The next Sunday he went to the priest and the priest sprinkled holy water on him and said, "You were born Protestant. You were raised Protestant. But now you are Catholic." And so, the next Friday, as the neighbors sat down to eat their fish, they were disturbed by the smell of roast beef coming from the neighboring house. They went over to talk to the new Catholic because he knew he was not supposed to eat beef on Fridays. When they saw him, he was sprinkling ketchup on the beef saying, "You were born a cow. You were raised a cow. But now you are a fish." --------------- Ketchup on steak? Barbaric heathen ! ============================================= COVERED SOOTHER I opened my door to find two tiny female puppies in a basket. I had often taken in strays, but this was so sad. Their eyes were barely open, they were about three weeks old but healthy. I dug out my pet bottles, mixed formula, then fed each wee girl. Both pups latched onto the nipple, sucking with vigour. I murmured to them, placed them in a box with soft towells where they curled up to sleep. Jasper, my Maltese, took one sniff, jumped into the box with the pups. I watched for awhile. When I came back, the girls had found a nice "soother" on my male dogs belly. Okay, out he went. Tinker is my sweet, old, spayed cat. Hearing the pups cry, she approached the box, meowing. Making up her mind, she leaped in with the girls, curled around them, to begin washing each little body. They loved her. Soft, warm, plus she vibrated. They nuzzled her dry old teats. I had to grin when she would spring up in shock but lay down to allow them to continue bunting her soft tummy trying to find nipples filled with warm milk. The problem was Jasper. He wanted in with the pups. When Tinker got out he gave her tail a good nip. The puppies were wailing, Jasper barking, the cat screeching, and I was darn good and tired. I fed the babies. Tinker slipped back in with them. Making sure Jasper peed, I found a tea towel, wound it around his tummy with masking tape, keeping his silky fur away from the tape, then popped him in with the pups and cat. Tinker purred, puppies slept.and Jasper didn't care that his "soother," was covered, he only wanted to be with the babies. The cat and dog glared at each other, but all was quiet. We slept. Later I checked the box then burst out laughing. The rivalry between cat and dog was solved. Each had claimed one pup in separate corners.They still glared at each other but, at least the house was quiet. Stormy O' =============================================
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