Dear Webby: POST beep codes 

Good Morning,   !
Sunday,  July 22, 2007
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If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed,
if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
--- Mark Twain

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The American tourist stood staring at the highland sentry
standing guard outside Edinburgh Castle.

After a few minutes she went up to the sentry and asked
'I've always wanted to find out what's worn under the kilt'.

The sentry replied: 'There is nothing worn, Ma'am. It's all
in perfect working order.'

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Little Johnny turns up in his classroom one morning to be
confronted by his teacher.

Teacher: "Morning Johnny, and why weren't you at school
yesterday?"

Johnny: "Well Miss, my Grandad got burnt."

Teacher: "Oh Dear, he wasn't too badly hurt I hope?"

Johnny: "Nothing left but ashes, Ma'am.
They don't mess around at those crematoriums."

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There was a married couple who were in a terrible accident.
The woman's face was burned severely. The doctor told the
husband they couldn't graft any skin from her body because
she was so skinny.  The husband then donated some of his
skin...however, the only place suitable to the doctor was from
his buttocks. The husband requested that no one be told of
this, because after all,... this was a very delicate matter!

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded
at the woman's new beauty.  She looked more beautiful than
she ever did before!  All her friends and relatives just ranted
and raved at her youthful beauty!

She was alone with her husband one day & she wanted to
thank him for what he did.

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you
did for me! There is no way I could ever repay you!!!

He replied, "Oh don't worry, Honey, I get thanks enough
every time your mother comes over and kisses you on your
cheek!!

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======================================== A sailor gets off his ship in New York late one night, hails a taxi and asks to be taken to 42nd Street. Along the way, he suddenly realizes that he doesn't have any money. Well-trained to be resourceful, and familiar with cabs in New York, of course, he tells the driver, "Stop," and he jumps out of the cab. "I'm just going to run over here to the drugstore to get some matches," he says. "I dropped a $100 bill somewhere back here and I can't find it in the dark." The sailor goes into the drugstore, and as soon as he's through the door, the taxi speeds off into the night -- just as he thought it would. ========================================
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