Dear Webby: Two versions of PSP on one computer 

Good Morning,   !
Tuesday,  Sept 11, 2007

There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics. --- Benjamin Disraeli
Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gate of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
Cassie was a really good mom. When her children were growing up, her one son gave her more "Don't kill! Stop and count to 10" moments than all the others together.. Once, after he fell, or jumped, into the pond and came home with his good school clothes dripping wet, the exasperated Cassie sent him to his room while she washed and dried his clothes. A little later, Cassie heard a commotion in the back yard. She called out "Are you out there wetting your pants again!?" There was dead silence for a moment. Then a deep, masculine voice answered meekly, "No, ma'am, I'm just reading the meter."

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A woman took a package to the post office in Los Angeles and was told it would cost $5.40 for fast delivery or $2.30 for slower service. "There is no hurry," she told the clerk, "just so the package is delivered in my lifetime." He glanced at her, and tilted his head while he thought it over, and then said, "That will be $2.40, please." Thanks to Deeli's Bonehead reports: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Officials at Nepal Airlines Corp. Goats sacrificed for smooth flying KATHMANDU, Nepal (UPI) -- Officials at Nepal Airlines Corp., plagued by recurring technical problems, say they sacrificed two goats to appease the gods. The sacrifice was made in front of an NAC aircraft at the airline's hangar at the Tribhuvan International Airport in Kathmandu, with airline executives in attendance, reported. The airline's top management was consulted before the worship and goat blood was offered to the deity, an NAC official said. The idea to offer a sacrifice came to an airline engineer who said he dreamed that a deity was angry because the corporation had not appeased him by sacrificing goats, the news agency said.
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Ginny Re: Paint Shop Pro Dear Webby On my new computer I got Paint Shop Pro version 11 included. It works OK, but I found it to be very klutzy compared to version 7A on my old computer. What little quality improvements there might theoretically be in the new version, though I have not noticed any, are more than wiped out by the weird way of doing stuff. To me, it seems, all they did was make the user interface klutzy and slow everything down. My new computer is four times faster than my old one, but PSP 11 is four times slower on the new computer than version 7 is on the old one! Can I run both versions on the new computer? Ginny Dear Ginny Yes, Version 7 was still made by JASC, from before they got taken over by Corel. It runs just fine on a machine that has Corel PSP on it. They don't interfere and they don't interact. Just install it and make it the default program for jpg and gif and any graphics you work on. By the way, I feel the same way about version 11 and don't use it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac." "I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour." "That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"

Deeli's Kudos Man gave dog kiss-of-life A prison officer saved his dying sniffer dog by giving him the kiss of life. Handler Steve Tugwell, 42, leapt into action when he saw Welsh springer spaniel Frodo lying unconscious, reports The Sun. Frodo had been play-fighting with fellow sniffer dog Patch when Patch's jaws got entangled in Frodo's collar and choked him. Frodo appeared lifeless when Steve hacked off the collar with a knife. Steve, who works at Long Lartin prison in Worcester, said: "He looked a goner. I pulled the tongue to one side, made a cone with my hands, and used the little finger of one of them to place across Frodo's nostrils. "I blew three times down the cone and to my amazement I saw Frodo's rib cage started to move." "It wasn't pleasant - Frodo's mouth was horribly smelly - but it saved his life and I wouldn't hesitate to do it again." The two-year-old was rushed to a vet, made a full recovery and was back on duty two weeks later.

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This man walked into a Fifth Avenue bank and said to the guard, "Pardon me. I'd like to talk with the fella that arranges loans. The guard replied, "I'm sorry but the loan arranger is out to lunch." "In that case," the man said, "I'd like to talk to Tonto!"

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A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27. She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him No, the room is empty. "Good," says the man. "That means I must have really escaped."

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