Dear Webby: Vista Mail Problems 

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Wednesday,  Sept 26, 2007

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint a second time. --- Honore de Balzac One never notices what has been done; one can only see what remains to be done. --- Marie Curie
From Jai: Dear Webby, Just wanted to tell you I snagged that hard drive for $35. + $19.95 shipping. So for $55. I have a great photo keeper. Thanks to you and your timely information. So here is another joke for you: A city slicker was driving too fast when he came over a hill and encountered a flock of chickens in the middle of the country road. He slammed on the brakes and scattered the flock, but ran over the rooster. Wanting to do the right thing, he stopped at the farmhouse to report what had happened. When the old farmer came to the door, the motorist confessed, "I just ran over your rooster, but I'm willing to replace him". "Fine", said the farmer. "Let me hear you crow". Jai...>^.^<...
Thanks to Unc Wes for this one: ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? WITNESS: Yes. ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time? WITNESS: Uh.... I was gett'in laid!

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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? WITNESS: Huh....are you qualified to ask that question? Thanks to Deeli's Bonehead reports: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Alejandro Valencio in Evansville, Indiana Has not gotten the hint yet September 20, 2007 - Evansville, Indiana - AP Firefighters had to tear though a wall to rescue an intoxicated man who became stuck while trying to climb down a chimney into the residence of his former girlfriend. Alejandro Valencio said he was drunk when he got into the chimney about 3:30 a.m. Tuesday. "Everyone does stupid things sometimes when they're drunk," he said. Firefighters requested assistance from police after arriving because they said Connie Deweese was hampering the rescue effort by blocking the fireplace. "I told them to leave him in the chimney and let him die," said Deweese, who received misdemeanor citations for disorderly conduct and interfering with a firefighter. Deweese said she had known Valencio for about eight months but had told him to stay away from her residence. She said she locked the doors but "somehow he got to the roof." Valencio returned to the residence after being treated at a hospital and was filmed by a local TV station as Deweese hit him with a garbage can and pelted him with bottles. "Get off my porch, and don't you ever come back here," she yelled. Valencio said he had a job and would help pay for the damages incurred from his rescue. http://apnews.myway.com/article/20070920/D8RP58M80.html

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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Rita Re: Vista mail Dear Webby, I need your help.I have a new computer which we bought about two months ago.It has windows vista on it.I'm using Inetrnet Explorer as my browser.I have one email that I cannot delete.I restored my comp. thinking that would help. It didn't.When I try to delete it a message comes up and says,message could not be read,windows mail encountered an unexpected problem while displaying this message. Check your comp. for low memory or low disk space and try again.I shouldn't have low disk space.Have hardly used anything on it.I have a 320 GB hard drive.Hopefully you can help. Thanks, Rita T Dear Rita That is one of the reasons I still recommend to stick with XP and wait with Vista until it works properly. In your case, it looks like Vista broke the email database by deleting part of a message, and not deleting it's listing from the index. If you stick with Vista, you'll have to get used to that. You can try finding that semi-deleted message in the trash and undeleting it. It might be a waste of time, but there is a small chance that the index will latch up again and list it properly. Then you can delete it again and hopefully this time it will do it properly. Good Luck DearWebby
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A woman and her five year old daughter were in a checkout line at a grocery store, when the young one became upset about something. She announced, "As soon as we get home I'm going to run away." Well, of course the best thing for the mother to do was to let her child come to her own realization that it wouldn't work, so she asked her, "Why wait until you get home. Why don't you just run away from here?" The child was ready with an answer, "Because I don't know my way to grandma's house from here."

Deeli's Kudos September 13, 2007 - China - Daily Mail They're an odd couple in every sense but a monkey and a pigeon have become inseparable at an animal sanctuary in China. The 12-week-old macaque, who was abandoned by his mother, was close to death when it was rescued on Neilingding Island, in Goangdong Province. After being taken to an animal hospital his health began to improve but he seemed spiritless until he developed a friendship with a white pigeon. The blossoming relationship helped to revive the macaque who has developed a new lease of life, say staff at the sanctuary. Now the unlikely duo are never far from each other's side, but they aren't the only ones to strike up an unusual friendship. Earlier this year a pig adopted a tiger cub and raised him along with her piglets because his mother couldn't feed him. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/a ... ge_id=1811

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Once there was a man who prided himself on having all of the latest gadgets for his car. One day a young man pulled up alongside his car in an old, beat up VW and waved a sheet of fax paper, yelling, "Look what I've got!" Not to be outdone, the man had a fax installed in his car that very afternoon. The next time he saw the VW, it was parked and the windows seemed to be steamed up. The man rapped on a window and when the young man appeared, waved a sheet of fax paper at him and said, "I've got one too." The young man gave him a disdainful look and said, "You got me out of the shower just to tell me that?"

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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the campus intercom: Judy came home from her first day commuting into the city. Her husband noticed she was looking a little peaked and asked, "Honey, are you feeling all right?" "Not really," she replied. "I'm nauseous from sitting backward on the train." "Poor dear," he said. "Why didn't you ask the person sitting across from you to switch seats for a while?" "I couldn't," she replied, "there was no one there."

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