Dear Webby: Windows CardCare 

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Sunday,  Sept 30, 2007

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From Bill Re: wireless internet Tell them to check into "Clearwire" (, a lot of areas have it now. As for cellphone based internet, if she is in an area where the "3G" network is (AT&T for one), it has quite satisfactory speeds. Bill From John Re: Wear something red on Friday to show your support of the troops Suggestion: Mention this on Thursday instead of Friday. For me, and probably many others, I am already dressed for the day when I get your reminder on Friday and it is inconvenient for me to go back and change clothes. John Birch Will do! DearWebby

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+ The Catholic Glossary + -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- AMEN: The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN: 1. Parish information read only during the homily. 2. Catholic air conditioning. 3. Your receipt for attending Mass. CHOIR: A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the Congregation to lip-sync. HOLY WATER: A liquid whose chemical formula is H2OLY. HYMN: A song of praise, usually sung in a key three octaves higher than that of the congregation's range. RECESSIONAL HYMN: The last song at Mass, often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left. INCENSE: Holy Smoke! JESUITS: An order of priests known for their ability to found colleges with good basketball teams. JONAH: The original "Jaws" story. JUSTICE: When kids have kids of their own. KYRIE ELIEISON: The only Greek words that most Catholics can recognize besides gyros and baklava. MAGI: The most famous trio to attend a baby shower. MANGER: 1. Where Mary gave birth to Jesus because Joseph wasn't covered by an HMO. 2. The Bible's way of showing us that holiday travel has always been rough. PEW: A medieval torture device still found in Catholic Churches. PROCESSION: The ceremonial formation at the beginning of Mass, consisting of altar servers, the celebrant, and late parishioners looking for seats. RECESSIONAL: The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass - led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the parking lot. RELICS: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. TEN COMMANDMENTS: The most important Top Ten list not given by David Letterman. USHERS: The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of a pew. Thanks to Deeli's Bonehead reports: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to the Tennessee Lottery Commission Win, Win, Win! September 22, 2007 - Nashville, Tennessee - UPI The Tennessee Lottery decided to make good on two sets of numbers after broadcasting the wrong ones as winners. The recent glitch cost the state about $25,000, The (Nashville) Tennessean reported. It was the third foul-up in the month since the lottery switched from numbers generated by pop-up balls to computer-generated numbers. In the most recent mistake, an employee pushed the wrong button, sending a test-run to television stations instead of the real winners. Lottery officials quickly corrected the error. In earlier mistakes, misprinted tickets almost doubled the size of the Powerball jackpot from $15 million to $29 million and in August a programming error kept certain numbers from being drawn.
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Lori Re: Windows CardCare Dear Webby. Hi--sure do enjoy your newsletter. I have a question I hope you can answer. In my control panel, a new program is showing up called Windows CardCare. I did not install it, and it does not show up in the installed programs list. I have run 4 different spyware programs, and it does not show up. When I mouse over the program icon, it says "Manage Information Cards used to log on and register with Websites and online services". When I right click it, it gives 4 options: open,cut,create shortcut and delete. When I hit the delete, it asked if I wanted to remove the icon. When I tried to open it(yes, stupid of me, I know), it froze up my computer and I had to do a hard reboot to get out of it. I looked it up on google and other search engines, and can't find anything. Do you have any idea what it is, can I remove it, and if so, how? Thank you so much for any help you can give me. Lori Dear Lori I could not find anything about "Windows CardCare" either, not even at Microsoft. While it is entirely possible that it is some kind of wanna-be imitation of RoboForm, or pretending to be, I personally would not trust a program acting like malware and not having a legitimate and complete un-install facility. If I encountered something that I did not install and could not get rid off, I would back up the data and format the machine. However, I will post this and see if somebody else has heard about it. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Deeli's Kudos September 30, 2007 - Scottsdale, Arizona - Happy News Phoenix's Sunnyslope Youth Center will get a makeover on Sept. 28, when volunteers from Henkel North America in Scottsdale, which markets brands like Renuzit(R) air fresheners, Dial(R) soap, and Purex(R) laundry detergents, visit to lend a helping hand to the center. The Youth Center specializes in offering Hip Hop, Break Dancing, Ballet Folklorico and mural arts classes to youth ages 12 to 18. More than 20 employees from Henkel will team up with volunteers from Sunnyslope, as well as Keep Phoenix Beautiful, an affiliate of Keep America Beautiful, the nation's largest volunteer-based community action and education organization, to help clean and refurbish the center. The Sunnyslope outreach is an extension of the beautification work Henkel volunteers from Scottsdale will be doing earlier in the week in Gainesville, Texas, a community selected in a recent national contest. Both visits are part of Henkel's celebration of Friendship Day, which marks the company's founding on Sept. 26, 1876, in Germany. ... g-hand.htm

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A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The stupid lion got himself in trouble, let him get himself out of it."

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