Dear Webby: What is Decrapifier ? 

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Good Morning, ! Sunday, Nov 25, 2007
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Judi was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me no rest and I'm half-way to the nut hatch." "What you need is a playpen to separate the kids from yourself," her friend said. So Judi bought a playpen. A few days later, her friend called to ask how things were going. "Superb! I can't believe it," Judi said. "I get into that pen and I can answer all of my email before the first one climbs over it!"
A camel and an elephant meet. The elephant asked the camel: "Why do you have your boobs on your back?" The camel, clearly irritated, replies: "What a silly question from someone who has his wiener on his face."

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After spending a night at a hotel with a prostitute, the politician took $300 out of his wallet and placed it on the dressing table. "Thanks," she said. "But I only charge $20." "Twenty bucks for the entire night?" the amazed politician replied. "You can't make a living on that." "Oh, don't worry," the whore replied. "I do a little blackmail on the side!" Thanks to Deeli's Bonehead reports: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to an axe wielding donut sop robber in Montreal Dumb place to rob November 21, 2007 - London, UK - AP In Britain, two computer disks bearing addresses, bank account numbers and other details of about 25 million people were popped into the internal government mail and never arrived. The government says there is no sign the data has fallen into criminal hands. But technology experts and civil libertarians say the security lapse highlights the risks we take in entrusting personal details to governments and large institutions. The disks disappeared while being sent by internal mail from the tax and customs department to the government's audit agency. They contained names, addresses, birthdates, national insurance numbers and, in some cases, banking details for 25 million adults and children - almost half the British population. Treasury chief Alistair Darling said the disks held information on the 7.25 million families in Britain claiming a child benefit, a tax-free monthly payment available to everyone with children. He said the delivery had not been tracked and the disks were missing for three weeks before the alarm was raised. The disks were password protected, but the information on them was not encrypted. ... cords_lost ---------------- Why disks instead of via secure network connection?
Thanks to Joan for sending this picture: Joan's picture was a dark night picture and I had to enhance it considerably, that is why the colors look a bit off.
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Susan Re: Decrapifier Hello again, I was reading PC magizine's list of '20 downloads you can't do without'...CCleaner is the first on the list. (I have) The next on the list is called PC De-Crifier (also free). I am curious but would appreciate your oppinion on this download. Thank you. Susan Dear Susan I have never heard of "PC De-Crifier". If you mean Decrapifier, I found a good review on it. Apparently it is for UN-installing trial versions of Norton, Corel, MS Office, Quicken etc., as well as promotional desktop icons, AOL installations, OEM home and search pages, browser toolbars, unnecessary startup items and more. It may be a clone of CrapCleaner, but it seems to be just as safe. Have FUN! DearWebby

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A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die. Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't burden him with chores or discuss your problems with him - it will only make his stress worse. No nagging. And most impor- tantly, you have to increase your frequency of intimacy. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" "He said you're going to die," she replied.

Deeli's Kudos November 15, 2007 - Exeter, UK - Gimundo In a perfect world, kids wouldn't have to worry about anything beyond that night's homework or the weekend soccer game. Unfortunately, that's not the case for the millions of children out there who've lost a parent but nine-year-old Milly Bell from Exeter, England is doing something to make life a little better for grieving children like herself. On her website, Milly says, "While my Dad was dying, I was very upset and I felt like I was the only child it had happened to." But when her mother told her she wasn't alone, Milly began to wonder, "how can I help other children if they are losing someone they love very much and they can't meet other children like me?" Sadly, Milly's father passed away in May 2006. But through her loss, Milly has found the strength to bring hope to other children in need: She has created a book called My Daddy is Dying, filled with pictures and games that will help other children to cope with the loss of a parent. Her book has been published by her father's former employer, Western Power Distribution, and a UK cancer charity, Force. It can also be downloaded from Milly's website: ... g_Children

Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's mini van and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house." "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend. He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?" "Yes, I do." "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?" "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did." "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?" Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?" "She just died and left me everything."

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It was their fifth anniversary, and Sandra and Michael had just returned from the movies. Sandra was feeling romantic. "Will you love me when my hair has turned to silver?" she crooned. "Why not?" Michael grunted. "Didn't I love you through fourteen other shades?"

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