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Good Morning, ! Wednesday, Dec 5, 2007
I have wondered at times about what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.' --- Ronald Reagan
A little boy was overheard talking to himself as he strutted through the backyard, wearing his baseball cap and toting a ball and bat. "I'm the greatest hitter in the world," he announced. Then, he tossed the ball into the air, swung at it, and missed. "Strike One!" he yelled. Undaunted, he picked up the ball and said again, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" He tossed the ball into the air. When it came down he swung again and missed. "Strike Two!" he cried. The boy then paused a moment to examine his bat and ball carefully. He spit on his hands and rubbed them together. He straightened his cap and said once more, "I'm the greatest hitter in the world!" Again he tossed the ball up in the air and swung at it. He missed. "Strike Three!" "Wow!" he exclaimed. "To beat the greatest hitter in the world, I must be the greatest PITCHER in the world!"
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Three nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St. Peter at the pearly gates. St. Pete says, "Ladies, you all led such wonderful lives, but unfortunately our computer is down and I'll either have to send you to hell, or back down to earth for a bit. If you choose to go back to earth for six months, you can be anyone you want." The first nun says, "I want to be Bo Derek," and POOF she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna," and POOF she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Virginia Pipalini." St Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says. "Virginia Pipalini." replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says, "No Sister, this says the Virginia PIPELINE was laid by 500 men in 7 days!"

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"Your Honor, my wife is just being ridiculous. Most women would love to have a husband who still believes in chivalry and I was only opening the door for her out of chivalry." "Mr. Smith," replied the judge, "I am granting the divorce. I cannot believe chivalry was your motivation while driving 65 mph." Thanks to Deeli's Bonehead reports: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to a 42 year old poacher in Benzie County, Michigan Dumb Rustler November 22, 2007 - Colfax Township, Michigan - AP A man says he shot and killed a neighbour's cow after mistaking it for a coyote. Authorities and the cow's owner are skeptical. The undersheriff in northern Michigan's Benzie County says he doesn't see how anyone could confuse a 635-kilogram, pregnant cow with a coyote, which typically weighs about 13 kilograms. Shooting coyotes is illegal during deer-shooting season and authorities asked the county prosecutor to bring charges. Undersheriff Rory Heckman says the 42-year-old man told authorities he was out to shoot coyotes near his home Saturday when he killed the cow and then tried to drag it home. The owner of the cow, DeAnn Mosher, says her husband thought that their neighbour should go through some therapy looking at repeated pictures of cows and coyotes, because they look nothing alike. ... _or_coyote ------------- and you don't easily drag a dead 635 kg (1400 pound) cow, unless you are prepared for serious poaching!
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Deacon Steve Re: IE7 Removal Tool Dear Sir, I was directed by my web hosting man, Mike Hodapp, to request you to send me the tool to remove Internet Explorer 7. I have been having nothing but big time problems with it since I installed it. I would be very grateful if you would do this. Thanks you and God bless. Deacon Steve Dear Deacon Steve You can roll back to IE6 by going into the Control Panel, Add/Remove Software and dump IE7. After that, go to and download / run the IE7 Blocker. It is a very tiny download and will be so fast, you will wonder if you actually got it. That will be your Guardian Angel preventing that snake from slithering in again. Have FUN! DearWebby

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"Pastor," Johnny says, "I heard you say today that our bodies came from the dust." "That's right, Johnny, I did." "And I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust." "Yes, I'm glad you were listening. Why do you ask?" "Well you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed, 'cause there's someone either comin' or goin'!"

Deeli's Kudos December 4, 2007 - Erie, Pennsylvania - AP Mike Batchelor invited the heads of 46 charities into his downtown office for one-on-one meetings to personally deliver the news. Nearby, on a small table, sat a box of tissues. Mike Batchelor accepted a $100 million donation from an "Anonymous Friend" to benefit Erie charities. Batchelor, president of the Erie Community Foundation, has been sworn to secrecy and will allow only that the donor worked with the organization for years to identify deserving recipients before the announcement over the summer. Each of the charities will get about $1 million to $2 million. The recipients include a food bank, a women's center, a group for the blind and three universities. The city -- and the entire county of 280,000 -- could clearly use the money. ... n-town.htm

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Daily tip from Wrap Gifts Before They Are Found Wrap gifts before you hide them. That way if someone does look for them or accidentally stumble across them, the contents will still be concealed. I try to wrap gifts the day that I buy them. This saves time as Christmas approaches too. Hi Webby Hope you are doing well and keeping warm!!! Love your news letter and look forward to it every day. Thought I would share what I used to do when I made a homemade wreath. I would take a piece of cardboard from a box, cut it to the size I wanted, cut out the middle, and attach the cut branches from the bottom of our Christmas tree with a stapler. Decorate as you like. Keep up the great work. Wendy Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended ! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

A young and foolish hot-shot pilot wanted to sound cool and show who was boss on the aviation radio frequencies. So, this was his first time approaching an airfield during the nighttime. Instead of making any official landing requests to the tower, he said: ....."Guess who?" The tower controller switched the field lights off and replied: "Guess where...!"

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Well, , that's all for today. have FUN ! Dear Webby

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