Dear Webby, how do I hide recipient addresses? 



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Monday,  February 4, 2008

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Thanks to Dianne for this wise advice: Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married... The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!' Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed... three cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoosó MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him 'MIDNIGHT.' He didn't seem annoyed in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, 'oh, shit.' Cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, farted and tripped over the coffee table.
A distinguished clergyman and a friend were playing golf. It was a very close match, and at the last hole the two were only one stroke apart. The clergyman teed up, addressed the ball, and swung his driver with great force...slicing the ball deep into the woods. The clergyman glared, and bit his lip while his face turned crimson, but said nothing. His opponent looked at him for a moment and then remarked, "Reverend, that is the most profane silence I have ever heard."

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Q: How long does a United States Congressman serve? A: Until he gets caught. Thanks to Deeli's Bonehead reports: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to the Westboro Perverts Gross Insanity Now that the Westboro Perverts can't protest at hero's funerals any more, because they would get arrested, IF they make it through the shield of the Patriot Riders, they are going to Berkeley and protest the Marine recruiting office. The Westboro perverts are going to protest because the Marines were forced by the ACLU and the Senate to stop openly discriminating against homosexuals, AND they are going to protest against the Pinkos, because those are protesting that the Marines don't welcome homosexuals. "WBC will picket the Marine recruiting office & Code Pink. WBC will picket the downtown Marine recruiting office in Berkeley - at noon, Mon., Feb. 11 - in religious protest and warning." DUH! I think the gene pool needs more chlorine.
Thanks to my dad for these pictures: They are from his kitchen in Austria to a mountain in Switzerland with the window of the mountaintop restaurant reflecting the sun. The distance is about 30 miles. The precise angles necessary for that window to reflect into his kitchen happens once a year for about a minute. As you can see from the slight window reflection of another window in the upper left corner, he didn't waste half a minute to run outside, but shot the picture right through the kitchen window. And with full zoom:
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Jeanne Re: Hiding recipient addresses Dear Webby, My question is how do you forward a list of information or jokes to list of friends without it showing up on the To: or Cc: I want it to go out without them seeing who I sent it to. Thanks, Jeanne, From London Dear Jeanne Look for the BCC (Blind Carbon Copy) The BCC addresses don't show to other recipients. Make sure you put your own address into the TO, otherwise your mail will look like spam and be filtered out by a lot of mail services. Have FUN! DearWebby
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Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. "I'll bet you're back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive," says the beaming boy to his father. "Nope," comes dad's reply, "I'm gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive, just like you've been doing to me all these years."

Deeli's Kudos February 1, 2008 - Maryland Heights, Missouri - AP It looks like a couple of suburban St. Louis purse snatchers picked the wrong women to attack. The victims fought back - with a snow shovel. Police in Maryland Heights released details of the incident outside a Schnucks grocery store. The women were unloading groceries when the thieves tried to steal two purses from their cart. One of the women grabbed a shovel from the suspects' pickup and smacked one of the men upside the head. The other woman jumped into the cab and beat up the other suspect, then grabbed the keys so he couldn't drive away. Police tracked the men to a hotel. The man struck with the shovel required staples to close the gash in his head. Both are jailed and charged with robbery. http://www.examiner.com/a1196240~Women_ ... ss-Strange

An out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city. Finally catching the eye of an overworked waiter, he said, "You know, it's been over five years since I first came in here." "You'll have to wait your turn, sir," replied the harried waiter. "I can only serve one table at a time."

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A firefighter is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little Red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. She is wearing a Firefighter's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The firefighter says, "Hey, little girl, whatcha doing?" The little girl says, "I'm pretending to be a firefighter, and this is my fire truck!" The firefighter walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl, that sure is a nice fire truck!" the firefighter says. "Thanks, mister," says the little girl. The firefighter looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the wagon to the dog's testicles. "Little girl," says the firefighter, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck, I think you could go faster." The little girl says, "You're probably right, mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!"

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