Dear Webby: Happy Valentines Day! 



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Thursday,  February 14, 2008
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First, no matter what language you are most comfortable with: Afrikaans---Ek het jou lief Albanian---Te dua Arabic---Ana behibak (to male) Arabic---Ana behibek (to female) Armenian---Yes kez sirumen Bambara---M'bi fe Bangla---Aamee tuma ke bhalo baashi Belarusian---Ya tabe kahayu Bisaya---Nahigugma ako kanimo Bulgarian ---Obicham te Cambodian ---Bung Srorlagn Oun (to female) Oun Srorlagn Bung (to male) Cantonese/Chinese Ngo oiy ney a Catalan ---T'estimo Cheyenne ---Ne mohotatse Chichewa ---Ndimakukonda Corsican ---Ti tengu caru (to male) Creol ---Mi aime jou Croatian ---Volim te Czech ---Miluji te Danish ---Jeg Elsker Dig Dutch ---Ik hou van jou English ---I love you Esperanto ---Mi amas vin Estonian ---Ma armastan sind Ethiopian ---Ewedishalehu : male/female to female Ewedihalehu: male/female to male. Faroese ---Eg elski teg Farsi ---Doset daram Filipino ---Mahal kita Finnish ---Mina rakastan sinua French ---Je t'aime, Je t'adore Gaelic ---Ta gra agam ort Georgian ---Mikvarhar German (High)---Ich liebe dich German (Alpine)---- I ha di liab Greek ---S'agapo Gujarati ---Hu tumney prem karu chu Hiligaynon ---Palangga ko ikaw Hawaiian ---Aloha wau ia oi Hebrew ---Ani ohev otah (to female) Hebrew ---Ani ohev et otha (to male) Hiligaynon ---Guina higugma ko ikaw Hindi ---Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte hai Hmong ---Kuv hlub koj Hopi ---Nu' umi unangwa'ta Hungarian ---Szeretlek Icelandic ---Eg elska tig Ilonggo ---Palangga ko ikaw Indonesian ---Saya cinta padamu Inuit ---Negligevapse Irish ---Taim i' ngra leat Italian ---Ti amo Japanese ---Aishiteru Kannada ---Naa ninna preetisuve Kapampangan ---Kaluguran daka Kiswahili ---Nakupenda Konkani ---Tu magel moga cho Korean ---Sarang Heyo Latin ---Te amo Latvian ---Es tevi miilu Lebanese ---Bahibak Lithuanian ---Tave myliu Macedonian Te Sakam Malay ---Saya cintakan mu / Aku cinta padamu Malayalam ---Njan Ninne Premikunnu Maltese---Inhobbok Mandarin Chinese---Wo ai ni Marathi ---Me tula prem karto Mohawk ---Kanbhik Moroccan ---Ana moajaba bik Nahuatl ---Ni mits neki Navaho ---Ayor anosh'ni Nepali ---Ma Timilai Maya Garchhu Norwegian ---Jeg Elsker Deg Pandacan ---Syota na kita!! Pangasinan ---Inaru Taka Papiamento ---Mi ta stimabo Persian ---Doo-set daaram Pig Latin ---Iay ovlay ouyay Polish ---Kocham Cie Portuguese ---Eu te amo Romanian ---Te ubesc Roman Numerals ---333 Russian---Ya tebya liubliu Rwanda---Ndagukunda Scot Gaelic ---Tha gra\dh agam ort Serbian ---Volim te Setswana ---Ke a go rata Sign Language ---,\,,/ (represents position of fingers when signing 'I Love You' Sindhi ---Maa tokhe pyar kendo ahyan Sioux ---Techihhila Slovak ---Lu`bim ta Slovenian ---Ljubim te Spanish ---Te quiero / Te amo Surinam- Mi lobi joe Swahili ---Ninapenda wewe Swedish ---Jag alskar dig Swiss-German ---Ich lieb Di Tajik Man turo Dust Doram Tagalog ---Mahal kita Taiwanese ---Wa ga ei li Tahitian ---Ua Here Vau Ia Oe Tamil ---Naan unnai kathalikiraen Telugu ---Nenu ninnu premistunnanu Thai ---Chan rak khun (to male) Thai ---Phom rak khun (to female) Turkish ---Seni Seviyorum Ukrainian ---Ya tebe kahayu Urdu ---mai aap say pyaar karta hoo Vietnamese ---Anh ye^u em (to female) Vietnamese ---Em ye^u anh (to male) Welsh ---'Rwy'n dy garu Yiddish ---Ikh hob dikh Yoruba ---Mo ni fe Zimbabwe ---Ndinokuda
While working in a clothing store, I noticed that people had no shame about returning items that obviously had been worn. One rainy morning I walked in and found a discolored blazer hanging on the rack with other returns. "People return the most filthy, nasty things," I commented to my supervisor who was standing nearby. Eyebrow raised, she said, "That's my jacket."

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Unaware that Indianapolis is on Eastern Standard Time and Chicago on Central Standard Time, Bob inquired at the Indianapolis airport about a plane to Chicago. "One leaves at 1 p.m.," a ticket agent said, "and arrives in Chicago at 1:01p.m." "Would you repeat that, please?" Bob asked. The agent did so and then inquired, "Do you want a reservation?" "No," said Bob, "But I think I'll hang around and watch that thing take off." Thanks to Deeli's Bonehead reports: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Denise Thomson, 25, of Elkhorn, Neb., Not a record to be proud of! February 8, 2008 - Omaha, Nebraska - WNBC Thanks to Ross for this submission Authorities in Omaha said they arrested a woman whose blood alcohol tested at higher than five times the legal limit for drivers. Sheriff's deputies arrested Denise Thomson, 25, of Elkhorn, Neb., after they received a number of calls about an impaired driver on Interstate 80 Thursday afternoon. Deputies said they performed a field sobriety test on Thomson, then took her to the Sarpy County Jail, where her blood-content tested at 0.415 percent. Deputy Davis believes that is the highest blood-alcohol reading he's seen in his career. Thomson was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence, negligent child abuse, driving left of center and driving on the shoulder of the road. Thomson works for Beneficial Behavior Health in Omaha, which provides transportation to DHHS. http://www.wnbc.com/news/15255843/detai ... resistible
Happy Valentines Day, ! Feel free to print them! Not legal tender except in Kentucky. However, in Kentucky, watch out for 7's and 4's and the infamous Hillary $3 bill!
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Jaye Re: New Flash Player Dear Webby, Just to let you know that I downloaded Belarc from your toolbox and wow I was totally surprised at all the info it gives for everything in my Computer...It updates every time I click on it. I had no idea there was all that info in there...If ever I need to recover and need a CD all the info ever needed is there and more!!!!... Thanks so much for having it in your Toolbox. Also a friend asked me for Flash Player 8...He wants to download the program. I have sent him one from Google and he says it only goes so far and stops the download. Would appreciate it if you would send him your Web Pages daily. of course he would have an AOL address!!!!... So hoping it goes thru to him. Thanks so much for all your help. Jaye Dear Jaye Glad you finally got around to using the Belarc! While you are at it, why don't you use Clickbook to print a couple of nice little doublesided paperback size brochures (4 pages per sheet) of the results, one for the insurance file, and one for the ziplock bag that has the original paperwork and install CD's for that machine ? The flash player is now up to version 9 http://www.adobe.com/products/flashplayer/ I sent a double-opt-in authorization request to your AOL friend. If he or AOL are not currently blocking me, he should have it in his mailbox now. If he doesn't, it will age off in 72 hours and he can try again. Have FUN! DearWebby
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After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afford a larger double wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. He instructed the man to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is gonna help solve the problem." So the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. At that point he changed his mind and told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beer can, hold it to his ear and count to ten. Figuring that both learned physicians could not be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held it up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.

Deeli's Kudos February 10, 2008 - Ottawa, Canada - UPI A Canadian man is walking nearly 300 miles from Toronto to Ottawa in some of the winter's worst weather to draw attention to the need to help those with autism. Stefan Marinoiu, 49, left his home to begin the 281-mile trek Jan. 31 to "plead with the politicians" to do more for those about the affliction. Marinoiu, who has a 15-year-old son with autism, has battled blinding snows and frostbite. "Having an autistic child is like having a present and not being able to unwrap it," Marinoiu said. "I have been silent for 15 years. All the stress, all the pain, no resources, I gotta do something." Ontario Provincial Police stopped him the first night for walking illegally on the highway. Since then they've been keeping an eye out for him and sometimes advance him to the nearest town. He said, "It has been so cold you feel like you are going to die the next second but I take the next step. I am walking for all the tens of thousands who are like my son. No matter what, I am going to accomplish this." He hopes to arrive in Ottawa Monday Feb 11. http://www.arcamax.com/newsheadlines/s-301113-197066

Thanks to Sandie for this story: A recent widow was crying to a grief counselor. "We were married twenty-five years before he died," she said, dabbing away a tear. "Never had an argument in all those years." "Amazing," said the counselor. "How did you do it?" "I outweighed him by forty pounds and he was a chicken."

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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Go Out for Drinks or Dessert Instead of going out for a full fledged meal, try going out to an expensive restaurant and sit in the bar. You can order drinks and something to nibble on, or a decadent dessert to share. Pick a place with a view or romantic ambiance. Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended ! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

TODAY is GUILT DAY ! If you forget Valentines Day, you will be shown the meaning of guilt! Don't feel mushy and romantic? Don't worry ! Go to http://hicards.com and send, or PRE-send a funny cuPIG card. You can PRE-send cards now, while you remember, to arrive on Guilt Day. By the way, if you DO feel mushy, you can send traditional, cute and mushy Valentines cards from Hicards too.
A man robs a bank and takes hostages. He asks the first hostage if he saw him rob the bank. Hostage answers "yes." Robber shoots him. He asks the second hostage if he saw him rob the bank. Hostage answers "yes." Robber shoots him. He asks the third hostage if he saw him rob the bank. Hostage answers, "No, but my mother-in-law did."

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