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From the Tech Support Pits: Dear Webby's Tech Support Pits: From Charlotte Re: Degree Symbol Dear Webby, I saw in a local paper a long time ago how to put up the symbol for degrees. I want to write up some recipe cards and would like to use that symbol. Thanks for your help. Charlotte Dear Charlotte Just hold down the ALT key and type 0176, then let go the ALT key. 120 For the copyright symbol, use ALT 0169, like this: Charlotte Have FUN Dear Webby

The construction foreman ordered one of his men to dig a hole 8 feet deep. But after the job was done, the boss returned and explained an error had been made and the hole wouldn't be needed. "Fill 'er up," he ordered the worker. The worker did as he'd been told. But he ran into a problem. He couldn't get all the dirt packed back into the hole without leaving a mound on top. He went to the office and explained his problem. "Honestly!" the foreman snorted. "The kind of help I get these days! There's obviously only one thing to do. You'll have to dig that hole deeper!"

Deeli's Kudos April 25, 2008 - Miami, Florida - UPI A Miami man said firefighters spent about an hour extracting a kitten from the air-conditioning ducts of his home. Marques Bailey said he initially reported a kitten crying loudly in the ducts Saturday, but Broward Sheriff Fire Rescue's suggestion that he attempt to lure the cat out into the open with a saucer of milk failed to yield results. Bailey said he made a second call Monday, and this time three firefighters arrived to rescue the troubled feline. He said the firefighters made several attempts to coax the kitten from its hiding space, including poking at it with a metal rod and calling it audibly, before finally luring the yellow tabby out with a can of tuna. Bailey said he plans to keep the kitten, which emerged from the ducts without any identification. "This cat cost me a lot of money in property damage," he said. "I'm going to name it Trouble." Copyright 2008 by United Press International

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A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!" The plumber waited for him to finish and quietly said, "Neither did I when I was a doctor."

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