Dear Webby: Burning movies to TV/DVDs 



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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to God Lucky Howard of Tampa, Florida Not living up to his name Police: 'God' sold cocaine near church TAMPA, Fla. (UPI) -- Police in Tampa, Fla., arrested a man named God and charged him with selling cocaine near a church in his neighborhood. Investigators said undercover detectives arrested God Lucky Howard Saturday after an investigation that began in April, WFTS-TV, Tampa, reported. He was charged with delivering cocaine to locations including near a church, a school and public housing. Police said investigators found 22 grams of cocaine and a scale during a search of Howard's home. God Lucky Howard will be in jail for a while. Copyright 2008 by United Press International
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. 'Come with me', said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an olympic size pool. 'Wow, thank you', said the taxi driver. Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. 'Wait, I think you are a little mixed up', said the priest. 'Shouldn't I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached God's word.' 'Yes, that's true. But during your sermons people slept. When that taxi driver drove, everyone prayed, and meant it.'
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Kate Re: Burning movies to TV/DVDs Dear Webby, Heres a question that is unanswerable..lol to me any way! Ive been googling and reading for a month now and cant seem to figure out how to burn movies I have downloaded from (a legal site) to be able to view on my dvd player that is hooked to my TV. It was stated that I could download and view them on my dvd/tv, but the files are .avi and have to be converted I have downloaded a ton of software and cant figure out what Im doing wrong. I convert, burn and they still wont play. I have nero 7 and others any advice would be so much appreciated! Dear Kate I don't have a TV or a DVD/TV, so I don't have any personal experienc with that, but I found this: http://www.allformp3.com/avi-to-dvd.htm and a step by step guide at http://www.allformp3.com/dvd-copy-softw ... to-dvd.htm Have FUN! Dear Webby

Margaret was royally peeved! She was arguing with the druggist because her favourite cure-all could not be bought without a prescription. "Look, lady. You can't have this without a prescription because it's a habit-forming drug." "IT IS NOT!!!!" Screamed Margaret! "I ought to know: I've been taking it regularly for thirtyseven years!"

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A distraught patient phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true", the woman wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?" "Yes, I'm afraid so." The doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the woman continued, "I'm wondering, then, just how serious my condition is. This prescription is marked 'NO REFILLS." (In case you are not familiar with Medicare, "No Refills" means that when the bottle runs out, you have to call the doctor for a new presciption, otherwise the payments for her or his BMW run out.)

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