Dear Webby: Collection of tech tips 



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It's Thursday,  July 3, 2008

Tomorrow is Friday, time to wear something red,
to show your support for the troops

Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced. --- James Baldwin
A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens at home.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Gregory Allen Praeger, 46, of Deland, Florida Florida man hits mom in head with sausage Published: July 2, 2008 DELAND, Fla. (AP) A man was charged with battery after he hit his mother in the head with a three-pound package of Polish sausage, police said. Gregory Allen Praeger, 46, was in the kitchen cooking and talking on the phone when officers arrived Saturday night. His mother told police he had been drinking and arguing with her, then picked up the package of sausage and hurled it, grazing her head. She was not badly hurt and did not have to go to the hospital. Praeger confirmed his mother's story, police said. He was held on $500 bond, according to jail records. 2008 Deseret News Publishing Company
A lady goes to the doctor to see about getting a facelift. "Well," says the doctor, "I can do the facelift, and then you'll have to come back in six months for a follow-up." "Oh, no." the woman replies. "I want it all done in one shot. I don't want to have to come back." The doctor thinks for a second, then offers, "There is a new procedure where we put a screw in the top of your head. Then anytime you see wrinkles appearing, you just give it a little turn, which pulls the skin up and they disappear." "That's what I want!" exclaims the lady. "Let's do that." Six months later the lady charges into the doctor's office. "How's the procedure holding up?" the doctor asks. "Terrible!" the lady bellows. "It's the worst mistake I've ever made." "What's wrong?" asks the doctor. "Just look at these bags under my eyes!" she hollers. "Lady," the doctor reports, "those aren't bags, those are your boobs, and if you don't leave that screw alone, you're going to have a beard!"
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Roland Re: Tech tips booklet Dear Webby, Have read and enjoyed yor advice on many computer problems. At the time I may read them, that is not my problem, but later, I might wish to have that information. I'm wondering if it would be possible to compile a booklet containing these answers? I think it could be helpful to many. Always enjoy your letter. Roland Dear Roland You can go to the blog at http://webby.com/humor/blog and type a search word into the search there. It will find what you are looking for a lot faster than you would find it in a booklet. Have FUN! Dear Webby

Two guys are drinking in a bar. One says, "Did you know lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" "Ah Sh!!!!" says his friend, "And I just joined the Elks."

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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Frugal Toys - Sidewalk Chalk Sidewalk chalk can make for hours of summer fun. The chalk can be used to draw hopscotch or four square lines on your driveway or patio. The kids can also just draw pictures. The pictures will last for a few days, until it rains, or it can be easily washed off with a garden hose. Visit ThriftyFun For More Summer Fun Tips By Clicking Here http://www.thriftyfun.com/Parenting_Sum ... _4980.html Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

The Boy Scouts were out collecting bottles for a fund raising activity. One ambitious but nervous young man knocked on a door and a sour-faced lady came to the door and asked, "What do you want, Sonny?" "D-d-do you have any beer bottles for the Boy Scouts, M-m-m- ma'am?" he asked. "Look here, young man, do I look like the kind of lady who would drink beer?" replied the lady. "S-s-sorry, Ma'am," was his reply. "W-w-what about vinegar bottles?"

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