Dear Webby: Program for RAR files 

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It's Thursday,  July 17, 2008

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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from. --- Andrew S. Tanenbaum Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore? --- Henry Ward Beecher
A college student wrote a letter home: Dear folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy to have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me. Your son, Marvin. P.S. I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed that I could get it back. But it was too late. A few days later he received a letter from his father. It said, "Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Thomas Pilaar, 34, of Denver, Colorado Sent in by Deeli Library Thief DENVER (UPI) -- A Denver man is facing jail time and $53,549 in library fines for checking out about 1,400 books and DVDs and selling many of them online, officials said. Thomas Pilaar, 34, received a 10-year prison sentence Tuesday for illegally selling library items on the Internet, The Denver Post reported. About 500 books and DVDs were found when Pilaar was arrested last year for a separate incident, the newspaper said. Officials said he used seven library cards to obtain the items from libraries in Denver, Douglas County, Aurora, Colo., and Littleton, Colo. Copyright 2008 by United Press International
A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye: $100 Porsche! New! The man thought that it was very unusual to sell a Porsche for $100, and he thought it might be a joke or a typo. He soon decided it was worth a shot. He went to the lady's house and sure enough, she had an almost brand new Porsche. "Wow!" the man said. "Can I take it for a test drive?" Unlike what he expected, the man found that the car ran perfectly and took it back to the lady's house. "Why are you selling me this great Porsche for only $100?" "My husband just ran off with his secretary, and he told me I could have the house and the furniture as long as I sold his Porsche and sent him the money."
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Yolanda Re: RAR Dear Webby I need to download a WINRAR program to view RAR files. Which one would you recommend? Thank you for all your help.. Loyal reader, Yolanda Dear Yolanda Winzip reads rar files. You can also use Win-Rar from or a free trial from ... 07677.html There is no real reason to use RAR, except for pretending to be snooty and different. File compression is about the same as with ZIP, but RAR takes longer to compress and decompress than ZIP does. Have FUN! DearWebby

As we were moving into our dorm last fall, young women wandered from room to room to see what the other students had brought to school. One student's room contained a TV, VCR, stereo system, microwave, and a number of other high-tech gadgets. She even had a Nintendo. A fellow dorm resident couldn't resist asking, "Do you play Nintendo?" The girl responded, "No, but guys do!"

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