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The petty economies of the rich are just as amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor. --- William Feather
Boudreaux and Pierre decided to go to the casino. Boudreaux told Pierre as they entered, "All right Pierre, we'll meet here in an hour, OK?" "OK, man," said Pierre. Well, when they were done, Boudreaux was broke, but Pierre had a bucket full of quarters. "Man, were you got all 'em quarters?" asked Boudreaux. Pierre, leaning close, whispered, "Man, I don't wann say this too loud, but you see that game over there, every time I put in a dollar, it give me four quarters!"'
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to the Seattle, WA school board Twins assigned separate schools SEATTLE (UPI) -- A set of Seattle twins will be in separate schools when they start kindergarten this fall unless district officials change their assignments, their mother says. Stephanie Jewett says Annika is assigned to Bryant Elementary and her sister Nicole is to attend Wedgwood, The Seattle Times reported Tuesday. The twins were placed in separate schools, even though she listed the same three preferred schools in the same order on each girl's application and noted they are twins, the newspaper said. But the school district's placement policy overrode the family's choices. "It looks like there's a glitch in the program," parent activist Lisa Bond said. School Board member Harium Martin-Morris, telling the Times "When you think about it, it's not right." But thinking could hert, ya know! At this point, the Jewett sisters will be heading off to different schools this fall. Copyright 2008 by United Press International ----------------------------- That's the same town that can't manage their public toilets and is trying to sell them on eBay.
The bar room was crowded. All of a sudden, the cute little lady on the stool began to cry. The barkeep asked, "What's the trouble, Toots?" She sobbed, "I'm a virgin, and my boyfriend won't have anything to do with inexperienced stuff. What should I do?" Three men and a Lesbian were killed in the rush.....
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Rose Re: IE Script Error Dear Webby How do I get rid of the "Internet Explorer Script Error" that keeps popping up on my screen? It's a nuisance!!! Thank you for all the help you've given before. What would we do without you? Rose Dear Rose Just go into Tools, Internet Options, Advanced, and turn Script Debugging and Show Errors off. That debugging is intended for the designers of those pages, and they obviously didn't check for errors. Have FUN! DearWebby

I was browsing in a souvenir shop when the man next to me struck up a conversation. Just as he was telling me that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power shortage caused the lights to flicker overhead. "Ah," he sighed, "that must be her checking out now."

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Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, recently accused George, a local man, of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar. George stared at her for a moment, and said nothing. Later that evening, after he finished fixing the plumbing in the bar, he and his apprentice parked their pickup trucks in front of her house and left them there all night.

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