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It's Saturday,  July 26, 2008

Never spend your money before you have it. Thomas Jefferson
Two Indian doctors were having an animated discussion. "I say it's spelt W-H-O-O-M," said one. "No, it is W-H-O-M-B," said the other. A nurse passing by said "Excuse me, you are both wrong. It is spelled W-O-M-B." "Thanks nurse," said one, "but we prefer to settle this argument ourselves, besides, we don't think you are in a position to describe the sound of an elephant farting underwater."
China is preparing and practising security for the Olympics.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Rowing NewZealand News boat sinks at N.Z. Olympic photo op HAMILTON, New Zealand (UPI) -- New Zealand rowing officials said a news boat recording footage of the country's Olympic team sank, dropping its load of expensive equipment into the water. Rowing NZ spokesman Richard Gee said the photo op at Lake Karapiro went horribly wrong when the press boat, which was carrying seven journalists representing both newspapers and TV, began taking on water and sank, reported Tuesday. Gee said the seven journalists and the boat's pilot were fished out of the water without injuries by the rowers, but hundreds of thousands of dollars in media equipment was lost to the lake. He said investigators do not yet know why the boat sank, as nothing previously appeared out of the ordinary and conditions were not adverse. Copyright 2008 by United Press International
Thanks to Lynn for this: I saw an ad in the newspaper advertising a bathing suit that would subtract thirty pounds. I figure if I order two of them I'll be just about beach ready!
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Dorothy Re: Collection of tips Dear Webby I know others have asked you about an ebook collection of your tips. Are you ever going to get around to that? Dorothy Dear Dorothy On my last ebook, Ettiquette To Get Read, I made about 5 cents per hour. Those who bought it, liked it, but very few bought it. It seems most people on the list consider me as family, and if something is not free, they don't want it. So, writing a new ebook is not very high on my priority list. There is one available that has many of my tips in it, plus some extra ones. You can get it at Formula It is well written and in a very easy step by step illustrated format. You are never left guessing whether you are doing the right thing. I bought it for myself too, just to see if I am missing anything, and if you want to tune up and clean up your computer, or fix problems, I can highly recommend it. If you click that link, you'll see a ridiculously long sales page that would be more suitable for a $5,000 course. There is no useful information in that mile of sales talk. Just hit CTRL END to get to the bottom. It costs $14.97 and is well worth it. Print it out and after you have followed all the instructions, put it into the ziplock bag with warranty and set-up CDs and official papers for your machine. Yes, I know you were going to find a ziplok bag for all that stuff some day. Make today that day! Have FUN! DearWebby

A question on the patient's form at the doctor's office asked who to call in case of an emergency. I wrote: "call a better doctor".

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Daily tip from Soap Pest Spray Mix two tablespoons liquid Ivory soap and one gallon water. Use a spray bottle to apply to your plant's leaves. It will help eliminate aphids, cinch bugs, spider mites, and white flies. Visit ThriftyFun For Pest Control Tips By Clicking Here Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

Jim and Ted play golf together every Monday. Jim always wins because Ted is a terrible putter. One Monday, Ted can't miss. He sinks every shot on the green. Jim can't believe his eyes! After the round, Jim asks, "What has happened? You can't miss today." Ted says, "Order up the beer, I have to go to the bathroom." When Ted comes back the front of his pants are all wet. Confused, Jim asks "What happened to your pants?" "I'll get to that in a minute, let tell you about my game. I went to the eye doctor last week, and he said that I need bifocals. So when I look down, I see a little ball and a big ball. I look over and see a little hole and a big hole. I put the little ball in the big hole, and I can't miss." "What about your pants?" "I looked down and saw a little one and a big one, figured the little one wasn't mine, so I put it away."

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