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It's Thursday,  August 7, 2008

Tomorrow is Friday, time to wear something red
to show your support for the troops!

The only difference between a rut and a grave is their dimensions. --- Ellen Glasgow
A guy wanted to get in the temple on Yom Kippur, but without a ticket they don't let you in on the Jewish high holidays. He said, "Look, I have to give an emergency message to a doctor friend in there." The guy at the door says, "Sorry, you got to have a ticket." The first guy replies, "Just let me in for one minute, I'll give the doctor the message and then I'll be right out." "All right," says the guy at the door, "but I better not catch you praying."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to US organized labor, all the big unions in the US. Sent in by Jolie US Organized Labor too chicken to defend Labor Day When a noisy Islam minority at Tyson foods in Shelbyville, Tennessee wanted a paid Muslim holiday in exchange for Labor Day, Tyson agreed. They didn't give up MLK day, or President's day, but LABOR day, the day legislated in the 1880s to honor ALL workers! And what did organized labor, all the big unions, do about having THEIR day trashed and replaced by a Muslim holiday? Apparently it wouldn't be demoohcratic and might upset Obama, if the big unions made a ruckus defending their day. So they meekly chickened out and pretended it did not happen. Independence day is next. ... ?id=204060 If Labor Day is taken away from you in your town, you are most welcome to come to Canada and celebrate Labor Day here. On Labor Day.
"And will there be anything else, Ma'am?" the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No, thank you," the lady replied. "That will be all." As the young man turned to leave, he noticed silk pajamas on the chair by the bed. "Anything for your husband?" he asked. "Nah," the lady said. "I'll pick up a postcard for him in the morning."
Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 16 races, I've won 8 of them!" Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 20!!" "Oh that's good, but in the last 37 races, I've won 29!" says another, flicking his tail. At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 91 races, I've won 89 of them!" The horses are clearly amazed. "Daaaaaaaamn!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog!"
Still available! Step By Step PC Tune-Up From the Tech Support Pits: From: Joanne Re: Sending pictures Dear Webby, How does one go about sending a picture for your consideration? Sincerely, Joanne Dear Joanne Just hit REPLY on the Humor Letter, delete most of it, since I already know what I wrote, write on top what you want to tell me, and attach the pictures. Have FUN! DearWebby

Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who was behind the wheel operating the boat. He was concerned about what might happen in an emergency. So one day out on the lake he said to his wife, "Please take the wheel, dear. Pretend that I am having a heart attack. You must get the boat safely to shore and dock it." So she steered the boat to shore and docked it. Later that evening, the wife walked into the living room where her husband was watching television. She sat down next to him, switched the TV channel, and said to him, "Please go into the kitchen, dear. Pretend I'm having a heart attack and set the table, cook dinner and wash the dishes."

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Daily tip from Frugal Toys - Squirt Bottles Water fights can be a lot of fun in the summer time. Squirt bottles and spray bottles for dish soap or hand soap that are thoroughly cleaned can make great water guns for small children. Fill up some water balloons as well and let the games begin. Visit ThriftyFun For More Summer Fun Tips ... _4980.html Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:

After 4 years of separation, my wife and I finally divorced amicably. I wanted to date again, but I had no idea of how to start, so I decided to look in the personals column of the local newspaper. After reading through all the listings, I circled three ads that seemed possible in terms of age and interest, but I put off calling them. Two days later, there was a message on my answering machine from my ex-wife. "I came over to your house to borrow some tools today and saw the ads you circled in the paper. Don't waste your time with the one in the second column. It's me."

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