Dear Webby: CrapCleaner and passwords 

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It's Friday,  August 8, 2008

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Thanks to Dianne for bringing back this classic: As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her leather skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screamed, 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.'
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jomo Sexton, 34 of Salinas, California Car thief turned in car jacker SALINAS, Calif. (UPI) -- Police said a Salinas, Calif., man stole a Chevy pickup truck only hours before the vehicle was taken from him at gunpoint. Police Cmdr. Kelly McMillin said Edward Bishop, 33, complained to police that after he stole the Chevrolet Silverado truck at about 1 a.m. Saturday, that later that day, another man, -- identified by police as Jomo Sexton, 34 -- entered the truck and pointed a gun at him. He told police Sexton made him drive around Salinas. When the truck ran out of gas, Jomo told Bishop to push the truck, at which point Bishop said he escaped and phoned police. Bishop was arrested on suspicion of vehicle theft and booked into the Monterey County Jail. Jomo Sexton was taken to a hospital for treatment after crashing the stolen truck into a flag pole in front of Salinas Fire Station II the next day, and was then released into police custody. He was arrested on suspicion of kidnapping, carjacking, reckless driving, driving under the influence, unlicensed driving, hit and run and violating his parole. "You couldn't make up something stranger than this," McMillin said. Copyright 2008 by United Press International
A woman with a baby came into the doctor's office. She was told to go into a room and wait for the doctor. After arriving, the doctor examined the baby and asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?" "Breast fed" she replied. "Well, strip down to your waist,"the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk." "Naturally," she said, "I'm his Grandma. But I'm glad I came."
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
Still available! Step By Step PC Tune-Up From the Tech Support Pits: From: Carolyn Re: CrapCleaner and passwords Webby, I notice when I use Crap Cleaner, it wipes out all the passwords I have used before. Will it do that to Robo Form too if I download it? Carolyn Dear Carolyn You can check and uncheck a whole bunch of stuff in CrapCleaner. If you have a checkmark on Cookies, then of course all those passwords, that are held in cookies, are dumped. I don't use a checkmark on cookies. CrapCleaner does not interfere or mess with RoboForm at all. Roboform stores it's stuff securely encrypted in a special place, not in cookies. Have FUN! DearWebby

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A man is a person who, if a woman says, "Never mind, I'll do it myself;" lets her. A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her; gets mad. A man is a person who, if a woman says to him, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she get mad; says, "Now what are you mad about?" A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her and she get mad, and he says, "Now what are mad about?" says "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you.

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