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It's Wednesday,  August 13, 2008

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Thanks to Cookie for bringing back this Classic: A new priest, born and raised in Texas, is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions' and then the old priest asks him to step out of the confessional for a few suggestions. The old priest suggests, 'Cross your arms over your chest, and rub your chin with one hand and try saying things like 'yes, I see,' and 'yes, go on,' and 'I understand.' The new priest crosses his arms, rubs his chin with his hand and repeats all the suggested remarks to the old priest. The old priest says, 'Now, don't you think that's a little better than slapping your knee and saying, 'No sh**... what happened next?'
Thanks to Guinn and JoAnn for this picture: Today's picture of a hawk is indeed a Cooper's. We also have a resident Cooper's and , beliefve it or not, we were preparing to send OUR picture to you today also! Guinn and JoAnn
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Kirk Gossett in Gilbert, Arizona Too dumb to use an umbrella GILBERT, Ariz. (UPI) -- The insurer for an Arizona high school has rejected a father's claim for damages because this year's graduation ceremony was held in the rain. Kirk Gossett sought $400 from the Arizona School Risk Retention Trust for a sports coat he says was ruined while he watched his son graduate from Gilbert High School and for the cost of flying his daughter from Utah for the ceremony, The Arizona Republic reports. Insurance adjuster Thomas Mullen, in a letter rejecting the claim, said that the high school made a "good faith effort" to hold the ceremony and to do the best by its graduates and their families. While some schools in the area moved graduation indoors because of the unexpected, and, for Arizona, unusual, rain, Gilbert officials decided to go ahead with an outdoor ceremony. "The fact that it rained and caused some disruption and an abbreviated ceremony is unfortunate but does not create a liability," Mullen said. Assistant Gilbert Superintendent Clyde Dangerfield said the rain was the first he has seen on graduation day in 15 years in the town. He said Gossett's claim was a first too.
Thanks to Sandie for this story: I heard the dog barking before he and his owner actually barreled into our vet practice. Spotting a training video we sell, the owner wisely decided to buy one. "How does this work?" she asked, handing me a check. "Do I just have him watch this?"
The world's first fully computerized airliner was ready for its maiden flight without pilots or crew. The plane taxied to the loading area automatically, its doors opened automatically, the steps came out automatically. The passengers boarded the plane and took their seats. The steps retreated automatically, the doors closed, and the airplane taxied toward the runway. "Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen," a computer voice intoned. "Welcome to the debut of the world's first fully computerized airliner. Everything on this aircraft is run electronically. Just sit back and relax. Nothing can go wrong ... Nothing can go wrong...nothing can go wrong...."
Still available! Step By Step PC Tune-Up From the Tech Support Pits: From: Robert Re: RoboForm Thank you for the info but is this Roboform for anyone such as an armature like me that is new to the Internet also do they charge. Dear Robert Yes, RoboForm is 100% safe. I would not give them a link in the Humor Letter every day, if it was not perfectly safe. I have used it for many years, and would be totally lost without it. And Yes, anybody can use Roboform. The free version is for amateurs and small businesses, and they have a paid version for big business. Both work fine and are easy to use. You can get the free version at http://webby.com/roboform or from my toolbox at http://webby.com/tools. Have FUN! DearWebby

Why do Italian organ grinders always have a monkey with them? Somebody has to do the bookkeeping.

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Dear Mom and Dad, We are having a great time here at Lake Typhoid. Scoutmaster Webb is making us all write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and were worried. We are okay. Only 1 of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happened. Oh yes, please call Chad's mother and tell her he is okay. He can't write because of the cast. I got to ride in one of the Search and Rescue jeeps. It was neat. We never would have found him in the dark if it hadn't been for the lightning. Scoutmaster Webb got mad at Chad for going on a hike alone without telling anyone. Chad said he did tell him, but it was during the fire so he probably didn't hear him. Did you know that if you put gas on a fire, the gas can will blow up? The wet wood still didn't burn, but one of our tents did, also, some of our clothes. John is going to look weird until his hair grows back. We will be home on Saturday if Scoutmaster Webb gets the car fixed. It wasn't his fault about the wreck. The brakes worked just fine when we left. Scoutmaster Webb said that when a car is that old, you have to expect something to break down; that's probably why he can't get insurance on it. We think it's a neat car. He doesn't care if we get it dirty, and if its hot, sometimes he lets us ride on the tailgate. It gets pretty hot with 10 people in a car. He let us take turns riding in the trailer until the highway patrolman stopped and talked to us. Scoutmaster Webb is a neat guy. Don't worry, he is a good driver. In fact, he is teaching Terry how to drive. But he only lets him drive on the mountain roads where there isn't any traffic. All we ever see up there are logging trucks. This morning all of the guys were diving off the rocks and swimming out in the lake. Scoutmaster Webb wouldn't let me because I can't swim and Chad was afraid he would sink because of his cast, so he let us take the canoe across the lake. It was great. You can still see some of the trees under the water from the flood. Scoutmaster Webb isn't crabby like some scoutmasters. He didn't even get mad when we lost the life jackets. He has to spend a lot of time working on the car, so we are trying not to cause him any trouble. He said next time he is going to steal a much newer one. Guess what? We have all passed our first aid merit badges. When Dave dove in the lake and cut his arm, we got to see how a tourniquet works. Also Wade and I threw up. Scoutmaster Webb said it probably was just food poisoning from the leftover chicken. I have to go now. We are going into town to mail our letters and buy bullets and dynamite. Don't worry about anything. We are fine. Love, Cole P.S. How long has it been since I had a tetanus shot?

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