Dear Webby: Storage Media 

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Still available! Step By Step PC Tune-Up From the Tech Support Pits: From: Carol Re: Storage media Hi Webby, I guess I'm still in the dark ages. I either save documents to my hard drive or to my A drive on a floppy. I want to get more modern, but am not sure about CD's. I know one can save information on a CD but can you write over it, such as to edit a document? Thanks ....... Carol Dear Carol There ARE re-writabe CD's, but there is a limit to how often you can re-write them. They tend to become useless without warning. A much better solution is to buy a USB hard drive enclosure and stick a hard drive into it. Quite often the drive from a retired machine is good enough for that. You can also get brand new drives now at incredible bargains. I have seen 500 GB drives advertised for around $100. Check priceGrabber for a store near you. You probably have a 20 or 40 GB drive now. Imagine the storage on a 250 GB or 500 GB drive! Have FUN! DearWebby

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