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It's Saturday,  August 23, 2008

No man is exempt from saying silly things; the mischief is to say them deliberately. --- Michel de Montaigne Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. ---P.J. O'Rourke
Doctor: "Madame, I'd like to give you a thorough examination. Please take off all your clothes." Patient: "But doctor, I only stopped by for the blood test results. Dr. Johnson found me in perfect condition just yesterday." Doctor: "So he told me . . . so he told me."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Andy Somora, 29, and Anna Pastuszwska, 28, both formerly of Chicago Bride and groom arrested at reception LAKESIDE, Mich. (UPI) -- A wedding reception in Lakeside, Mich., ended with the bride and groom spending the night in separate jail cells after a melee, police said. Investigators said Andy Somora, 29, and Anna Pastuszwska, 28, both formerly of Chicago, were shocked with police stun guns and arrested at the July 19 reception at Burnison Galleries after police officers from 14 departments were called to calm things down, the Chicago Sun-Times reported. "The short version of the story is they didn't want to quit their partying," said Mike Sepic, Berrien County's chief assistant prosecutor. "If you put this in the class of wedding receptions gone bad, I guess this would take the cake." Somora's father, uncle, aunt and cousin also were arrested. Somora pleaded guilty to a felony charge of resisting and obstructing police. The groom, who also was charged with disturbing the peace, could face imprisonment at his Sept. 15 sentencing for the felony charge. Pastuszwska pleaded guilty to a reduced charge after she was initially accused of resisting and obstructing. She was fined $600. Copyright 2008 by United Press International ----------------- cops from 14 police departments! That must have been some fight!
Thanks to Irene for this story: It was cold and rainy at the Atlantic Ocean resort where I was spending my vacation, but I finally bundled up and went down to the beach. There I saw a man in a bathing suit, lying on a large beach blanket. I walked up to him and asked why he was punishing himself that way. "I've been saving up all year for this vacation so I could get some color," he said. "And I'm going to get it - even if it's blue."
In a physics lab, which involved light, electricity and magnetism, one requirement of the course was to read the week's experiment before coming to class. At one lab session the instructor wanted to see how many people had actually done so. "What are the two types of light?" he asked. The lab fell quiet until one wise guy raised his hand and said, "Uhhh, Miller and Coors?"
Still available! Step By Step PC Tune-Up From the Tech Support Pits: From: Carolyn Re: Burning Audio CDs Dear Webby, I got up the courage to switch from Internet Explorer to Mozilla Firefox and I love Firefox!!! So glad I heard of it from your newsletter. Should I delete Internet Explorer altogether or just leave it on my computer? One more question - I downloaded some songs on a CD and I can play them fine on my laptop computer but when I tried them in my car, nothing plays, can't play them anywhere except my computer.I put them on a CD-RW. Why can't I hear the music at other sources? Thanks and I love your newsletter - you help so much, I have no one else to ask so I am thankful for you! Carolyn Dear Carolyn Best not to delete IE. To make the sheep believe that IE loads faster than other browsers, Microsoft loads big chunks of IE during boot-up. Since those pieces are now already loaded, other parts of Windows also use them. Best is to leave it installed. It does not take that much space. re Audio CDs: The car does not have a computer for playing Data CDs. It just has an Audio CD player. Good information on how to burn Audio CDs is at Burn Audio CDs Have FUN! DearWebby

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One evening a preschooler, Krystal, and her parents were sitting on the couch chatting. Krystal asked, " Daddy, you're the boss of the house, right?" Her father proudly replied, "Yes, I am the boss of the house." But Krystal quickly burst his bubble when she added, "Cause Mommy gave you that job, Daddy?"

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