Dear Webby: What files does CrapCleaner delete 

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A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and went in for coronary surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed. "Mr. Smith, you're going to be just fine," the nun said while patting his hand. "We do have to know, however, how you intend to pay for your stay here. Are you covered by insurance?" "No, I'm not," the man whispered hoarsely. "Can you pay in cash?" "I'm afraid I can't, Sister." "Do you have any close relatives, then?" "Just my sister in New Mexico," the patient replied. "But she's a spinster nun." "Nuns are not spinsters, Mr. Smith," the nun replied. "They are married to God." "Okay," the man said with a smile. "Then send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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Re yesterday's bonehead award, from Gary Dear Webby You missed the funniest part - two nights later they were both arrested AGAIN, and were both tazered AGAIN ! :-) Gary An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to John Pearce, 32, of Dartford, Kent, England Burglar hanging in there As a burglar, John Pearce thinks nothing of turning his victims' homes upside down. But this time it was the house that turned him the wrong way up. Attempting a daylight raid, the 32-year-old somehow got his foot caught after smashing his way through the front window of a Victorian terrace home at 6pm. Unable to free himself, Pearce was left hanging upside down in the window frame for more than an hour as a crowd of 30 neighbours, police, EMTs and passers-by gathered to ridicule him. It seems they were waiting for more photographers to arrive.
A Father, passing through his son's college town late one night on a business trip, thought he would pay a surprise visit to the boy. Arriving at the fraternity house, he knocked on the door. After several minutes of knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second floor window. "Whaddya want?" "Does Jimmy Duncan live here?" asked the father. "Yeah!" replied the voice. "Just dump him on the front porch. We'll hose him down and drag him in in the morning."
A man was sick, he constantly gasped for breath and his eyes bulged. The doctors didn't give him long to live. He decided to live it up. Withdrawing all of his money from the bank, he went on a shopping spree. His last stop was at the most expensive haberdashery in the city. He pointed out a dozen silk shirts. He wore a size fourteen. The clerk said, "Your neck looks bigger than fourteen. You need a sixteen." The man said, "I know my size. I want them in a fourteen." The clerk said, "I'll get them for you, but I want to warn you...if you wear a fourteen you'll gasp all day and your eyes will bulge."
Still available! Step By Step PC Tune-Up From the Tech Support Pits: From: Shonda Re: Does CrapCleaner delete pictures Dear Webby, I download the c cleaner, will this make away with my pictures I have saved to my cp, if I do a clean up. Thank You Shonda Dear Shonda No, CrapCleaner does not touch pictures. It cleans left-over fragments from closed programs, which still hang in the RAM memory, and whatever you see in the list that it shows you. Take the checkmark off the cookies. All other defaults are fine as they are. Have FUN! DearWebby

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