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It's Tuesday,  September 2, 2008

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. --- Walter Bagehot
Thanks to Roland for this story: My bathroom is in the back of the house and it's hard to hear when anyone is on the property. One morning while getting ready for work, and thinking I was the only one at home, I kept hearing something crawl around under my bathroom floor. Thinking that somehow the neighbor's cat had gotten under the house, I began stomping the floor hard and shouting at the top of my lungs, "Get out of there!" and "Stop that!" Finally, the moving stopped so I finished what I was doing and left for work. When I returned home that evening, I found a note that the exterminators had been there for their annual inspection. I turned to my husband and said, "Honey, do the exterminators crawl around under the house?" He said, "Sure, why?" That's when I burst out laughing. It took me several minutes to tell my husband what I had done. He cracked up at the thought of me standing in the bathroom stomping and shouting, and he said, "It's a good thing he didn't answer you back or you would have keeled over dead!"
Thanks to Joanne for this picture: Dear Webby, Another photo for your consideration. I still haven't learned to correct the size of my photos, but am hoping you will work your magic! Joanne
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Lorenzo Earl Knight. 22. of Tampa, Florida Sent in by Sandie Dirty Mistake A suspected car burglar in Tampa made a dirty mistake when he hid out inside a Port-O-Let. Tampa Police say 22-year-old Lorenzo Earl Knight broke into two cars Saturday. One of the owners fought Knight and chased him to a nearby construction site. Knight tried to hide in the Port-O-Let, but when the victim found him, he overturned the toilet, dumping huge amounts of human waste on Knight. Knight has been charged with auto burglary and possession of burglary tools. Information from: St. Petersburg Times,
John was grocery shopping with Jill, and he tossed a bag of chips into the cart. "You don't need those!" Jill chided. "What about those twenty chocolate bars you have in there?" John asked. "IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH!" screamed Jill. "Of course, Honey!", replied John, as he took out the bag of chips and piled a double handful more chocolate bars into the cart.
Thanks to Bill for this: My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled: "Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong."
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Ron Re:Admin problem Hi Webby I need your help again. I have a 1 year old computer w/ Win. XP as of late when I go to startup via run- msconfig I get an error message as follows. [ An access denied error was returned while attempting to change a service.You may need to log on using an administrator account to make specified changes] This is new to me since I have been using msconfig for years and never saw this message before. I do not know how to use log on as administrator since I have never used that feature on the last 3 computers. What can I do to get rid of this error. I use Crapcleaner, Spybot, Lavasoft and Avg. So I think I am pretty clean. By the way I got all those progs. from your tips. Thanks + RON P Dear Ron Are you using Spybot to block system changes, even from within ? You may have to take the checkmark off that. Have FUN! DearWebby

A burglar entered the house of a Quaker and proceeded to rob it. The Quaker heard the noise and took his shotgun downstairs. Upon finding the burglar he aimed his gun and said gently, "Friend, I mean thee no harm, but thou standest where I am about to shoot."

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If Biblical Headlines were written by today's liberal media ------------------------------------------- On Red Sea crossing: WETLANDS TRAMPLED IN LABOR STRIKE Pursuing Environmentalists Killed On David vs. Goliath: HATE CRIME KILLS BELOVED CHAMPION Psychologist Questions Influence of Rock On Elijah on Mt. Carmel: FIRE SENDS RELIGIOUS RIGHT EXTREMIST INTO FRENZY 400 Killed On the birth of Christ: HOTELS FULL, ANIMALS LEFT HOMELESS Animal Rights Activists Enraged by Insensitive Couple On feeding the 5,000: PREACHER STEALS CHILD'S LUNCH Disciples Mystified Over Behavior On healing the 10 lepers: LOCAL DOCTOR'S PRACTICE RUINED "Faith Healer" Causes Bankruptcy On healing of the Gadarene demoniac: MADMAN'S FRIEND CAUSES STAMPEDE Local Farmer's Investment Lost On raising Lazarus from the dead: FUNDAMENTALIST PREACHER RAISES A STINK Will Reading to be Delayed
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