Dear Webby: msconfig and regedit blocked 



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Thanks to Sandie for this story: I was setting up a large, cast aluminum, decorative sundial in my yard that I had purchased from a garden catalog. A neighbor, an old Florida fellow, was leaning on the fence watching my progress and asked, "What the heck's that for?" I explained, "It's a sundial. See, the sun will hit that small triangular spike and cast a shadow on the face of the sundial. Then, as the sun moves across the sky, the shadow moves across the dial here, so that a person can read off the correct time." My neighbor shook his head and muttered, "Huh, what will they think of next?!"
Thanks to Kate for this picture: Even wildlife is now just sitting around waiting for the government to take care of them. The Democrats have gotten to even them! Kate
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Emmanuel Uzowihe, 21, Atlanta, Georgia Baggy pants trip up fleeing suspect ATLANTA (UPI) -- An Atlanta man trying to escape from police tripped and fell as he tried to hold his baggy pants up, officers said. Emmanuel Uzowihe, 21, allegedly pointed a gun at the police officers as he lay on the ground, the Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported. He was shot and wounded. The incident near the Fulton County Courthouse began when police tried to pull Uzowihe over because of a traffic violation. He allegedly stopped his white Toyota sedan but jumped out and ran away. Anthony Gentile, a police investigator, said an officer followed Uzowihe, ordering him several times to stop. Darrell Jackson said he saw Uzowihe run past, cursing. Other witnesses and police said Uzowihe already allegedly had his gun out while he was running. "He was running pretty fast," Jackson said. "The only thing that messed him up is he was trying to pull his pants up."
My dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my mom would be like. It seems the minister asked my mom, "Do you take this man to be your husband?" And she said, "I do." Then the minister asked my dad, "Do you take this woman to be your wife?" And mom said, "He does."
What are the three types of men? Those who communicate Those who care and those who aren't broke.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Jerome Re:msconfig access problem Dear Webby There are also 5 different Trojans that prevent opening the msconfig box too. Id bet he has one of them. And they are a booger to clean too. Jerome Daniher Dear Jerome Some searching on Google turned up some info that may be helpful: http://www.techspot.com/vb/topic18481.html Have FUN! DearWebby

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Two friends meet on the street after not having seen each other for some time. One of them is using crutches. "What's the matter with you?" asks his friend. "Bus accident," says the man on crutches. "When did that happen?" "About six weeks ago." "And you still have to use crutches?" the friend asks. "Well," says the man, "my doctor says I could get along without them, but my lawyer says I can't."

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