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It's Monday,  September 15, 2008

An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out. --- Will Rogers Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. --- Jon Lithgow
Heard on a public transportation vehicle while in Orlando: "When you exit this vehicle, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step. If you fail to do so, please lower your voice and watch your language. Thank you."

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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to a flaky Vegetarian in Guetersloh, Germany Pigs traumatized by wacky driver A driver was so upset to see a truckload of pigs being taken to the slaughterhouse that she rammed another pig truck. The vegetarian animal lover swerved on the motorway - and hit another lorry full of live pigs on its way to the same abattoir. "The woman suffered little more than a fright - but we don't know anything about the state of the pigs' emotional health," said a police spokesman in Guetersloh, Germany.
Offerings had been down the past several Sundays and the preacher decided he had to do something to change the trend. The next Sunday, as the plate was being passed he said... "Brothers and Sisters, I don't like to have to do this, but there is a man in the congregation who is having an affair with another parishioner's wife, and if there is not at least five dollars in the collection box, I will reveal his name. Later, as he counted the money he found 50 five dollar bills, and a two dollar bill with a note that read "Forever hold your peace, I'll have that other three dollars before sundown.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Connie Re: Email for sending pictures Hi webby, I think I mentioned some time ago that I was purchasing a new Dell computer and now I'm like to ask a question in regards to the two programs you replied to Oscar, Pegasus and Eudora. I have approximately $100.00 left to pay on it abd since I'm not in business in any form other than killing cancer, would either of the two stated above be a good program for me other than OE... Too many hassels with OE in losing emails, especially when sending pictures to family and friends. After all these years of learning how to do different things with your instructions through reading the daily Tech Support Pits, {and I'm sure I've missed quite a few instructions when being so sick and not on the computer, then automaticallly deleting all when I could feel up to sitting and concentrating for a long perios of time, {I truly appreciate your service that more often than not, is a tremendous help to me}, would the two programs as stated above be a help to me after getting the new computer? I have yet to learn how to send pictures, etc., from My Pictures or My Documents from yahoo instead of the OE program. Sometimes I think some of the programs you discuss to help people with their problems is for either the business person or those far more computer experienced than I. I do hope your day has been great. Connie Dear Connie Yes, sure, both of those are good and reliable. To send pictures with Eudora, there are a few fool proof options. For small pictures, I copy the picture, or a part of it, in Paint Shop Pro or any graphics program, jump back to Eudora and hit CTRL V or SHIFT Insert For large originals, no matter how huge they are, I hit CTRL H to attacH the picture. That opens a little browser and I hunt it down, even if it is on a different hard drive or still on the camera, highlight the picture, and hit the ATTACH button. I can also attach any picture by dragging it from a file explorer window into the top of the mail. I can also drag movies or music from a Skype window into an Eudora letter. Have not used Pegasus since 1993, but as far as I remember, it works pretty well the same as Eudora. Have FUN! DearWebby

The boss ordered one of his men to dig a hole 8-feet deep. After the job was completed the boss returned and explained an error had been made and the hole wouldn't be needed. "Fill 'er up," he ordered. The worker did as he'd been told. But he ran into a problem. He couldn't get all the dirt packed back into the hole without leaving a mound on top. He went to the office and explained his problem. The boss snorted. "Honestly! The kind of help you get these days! There's obviously only one thing to do. You'll have to dig that hole deeper!"

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Thanks to Susan for this report: The students in my third grade class were bombarding me with questions about my newly pierced ears. "Does the hole go all the way through?" "Yes," "Did it hurt?" "Just a little." "Did they stick a needle through your ears?" "No, they used a special gun." Silence followed, and then one solemn voice called out, "You said, the hole went all the way through. You mean they got both ears with one shot? How far away did they stand?"

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