Dear Webby: Losing email because of verification 



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Thanks to Roland for this one: My daughter Lili was five when she received a foam CD holder with plastic sleeves for all her music CDs. I explained to her that CDs are sensitive to light and heat, so she should not leave the holder in the sun. During our home addition, the electrician was working in the backyard and Lili had gone to play in the sandbox, leaving her new CD holder on the patio table. My wife saw it and told Lili she was going to put it in the house. Lili stood up in the sandbox and said, "Mommy, put it where the sun don't shine!" The electrician had to take a break.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Wendy Brown, 33, of Ashwaubenon, Wisconsin Not acting her age GREEN BAY, Wis. (UPI) -- A 33-year-old Wisconsin woman assumed her 15-year-old daughter's identity so she could be a high school cheerleader, police allege. Police said Wendy Brown of Ashwaubenon allegedly told authorities she posed as her daughter at Ashwaubenon High School -- and even practiced with a cheerleading squad -- to rekindle high school memories, the Green Bay (Wis.) Post-Gazette reported. Brown's true identity was discovered during a truancy investigation initiated after the woman did not attend school after the first day. Since Brown allegedly used her teenage daughter's personal information, including Social Security card and birth certificate, to register for school, she faces a felony charge of identity theft. The newspaper said Brown was previously convicted of obstructing a police officer, burglary and deceptive practices and was arrested Sept. 3 on an unspecified misdemeanor charge. ------------------ If she had attended classes like she had signed up to do, she might not have been caught.
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Jill Re: Not getting all mail Dear Webby, I signed up with earthlink like you suggested. Except for them using clueless Taliban for support, everything works fine. But lately I am not getting all my mail and I am even losing all my newsletters. When I write for support, no matter where, I never get a reply. I use the email verification thingie, and I am sure people don't mind filling that out. So what is the problem? Jill Dear Jill The problem is you. People DO object to that silly email verification rigmarole, They dumped you. They no longer consider you as somebody to be included, when they send fun stuff to FRIENDS. The same of course also applies to all your newsletters. If you think that the people, who write newsletters, will hire somebody to fill out those silly email verification forms, then you need to hire a rutabega (very dense turnip) to tutor you. Support is the same, everywhere. Techs don't mind researching the problem and finding answers for you, but there is no second layer to wipe up baby drool and fill out email verification forms. You simply get blacklisted. Automatically. Get rid of that silly rigmarole, and change your email address to one that is not blacklisted. You also get excluded from any postcards. Postcard pick-up notices are sent out. Period. There is no baby-drool squad to fill out email verification forms. Often ANY autoresponder results in blacklisting. You probably don't, but some turnip brains have after hours autoresponders, telling people they won't be abusing their work machine for fun stuff until the next morning or Monday. Most people consider that a nuissance and will blacklist you, if their spam control doesn't automatically do that. Have FUN! DearWebby

Easy Quiz Questions --------------------- 1. What is 5 divided by 1/2 plus 3? 2. I have two coins making 55 cents but one is not a nickel. How can that be? 3. Why are 1977 dollars worth more than 1976 dollars? 4. What word in the English language does nearly everyone pronounce incorrectly? 5. In the United States is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister? 6. How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet? 7. Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days; how many have 28? 8. Which is correct - eight and eight IS fifteen or eight and eight ARE fifteen? 9. A 10 foot rope ladder hangs over the side of a boat with the bottom rung at the surface of the water. There is one foot between rungs and the tide goes up at the rate of 6 inches per hour. How long until three rungs are covered? 10. Mr. and Mrs. Smith have six daughters and each daughter has one brother. How many people in the family?

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Easy Quiz Answers ------------------ Well, it's supposed to be fun, not work! 1. 13. 5 divided by .5 = 10 + 3 = 13 2. Only one is not a nickel, because it is a 50 cent piece. The other is a nickel. 3. Because $1977.00 is more than $1976.00. 4. The word 'incorrectly'. 5. No. If he has a widow, then the man is dead and cannot marry anyone. 6. There is no dirt in a hole. 7. All the months. 8. Neither. Eight and eight equals SIXTEEN. 9. The rungs will never be covered because the boat rises with the tide 10. 9 family members total. 6 daughters, 1 brother, Mr. Smith and Mrs. Smith
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