Dear Webby: How to get out of being blacklisted 



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"Mom," said the little girl, "Is it alright to say you are going to water the horse when you are giving him a drink of water?" "Yes," said her mother, "that is the correct thing to say." "Well then, I'm going to milk the cat."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to a 37 year old burglar in Dusseldorf, Germany. Drunk burglar A burglar who pinched a bottle of expensive champagne to celebrate after stealing money and jewellery was caught after he parked his car to sleep it off. Police were called out by worried passers-by who saw the 37-year-old man slumped behind the wheel of a car at the side of the road in Dusseldorf, Germany. Officers who woke him up checked his ID and found he was wanted for a string of robberies. A police spokesman said: "The officers couldn't believe their luck when they found out who he was. "He even had the stolen goods from his latest burglary with him in the car. And we also got him for drunk driving as well."
"Guess what I heard today?" a man says to his wife. "What, hon?" she asks. "The mailman has seduced every woman on our block but one." "Huh," his wife says, "I bet it's that 96 year old snooty Phyllis next-door."
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Judy Re: Get out of Blacklisting Dear Webby, You hit the nail right on the turnip! I have told my daughter the same thing dozens of time, but she figures she is so precious, that people don't mind that annoying verification nonsense and squinting at squiggly and hard to read letters. The silly bimbo even got herself blacklisted at the place where she works, and can't mail stuff she dos at home to her machine at work. She has to burn it onto CD, or use my computer and email. How can she get her home address off the company wide blacklist? Thanks Judy Dear Judy The first step is to stop that silly verification rigmarole. The second step is to get a new and different email address. She just has to write to her ISP and request a new address or an address change. That is normally free. Have FUN! DearWebby

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin. However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter. After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful beauty. One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice. She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. There is no way I could ever repay you." "My darling," he replied, "Think nothing of it. I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

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Thibodeaux was driving his car past Boudreaux's house down by da bayou and saw a sign out front that read: "Boat For Sale". So Thibodeaux marches up to Boudreaux front porch and raps hard on the door. When Boudreaux opens it: Thibodeaux says, "Boudreaux! How long we ban frands? Boudreaux says, "Well.........All our lives,Thibodeaux." Thibodeaux says, "Why don't you told me you gotta boat?" Boudreaux says, "I ant gotta boat!" Thibodeaux says, "Da' sign say 'BOAT FOR SALE'." Boudreaux says, "OH-NO Thibodeaux! See dat old '72 Ford pickem'up truck over dare" Thibodeaux says, "Yas, I see dat old pickem'up truck" Boudreaux says, "See dat '76 Cheverlet see-dan" Thibodeaux says, "Yas, I see dat see-dan." Boudreaux says, "Well, dey boat for sale.
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