Dear Webby: Get rid off saved wrong password 

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When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee." I said, "Well, then why are you crying?" She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon." I said, "Well, why are you crying?" She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a. m. I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?" She said, "I can't remember where I live!"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Laura Marchesi in Parma, Italy Man fined for putting out wife's cat A man has been fined 400 for throwing his wife's cat out of the house for urinating in his briefcase. Laura Marchesi set animal rights campaigners on husband Allessandro for putting her cat Ivano out on the balcony. She contacted the Italian Animal and Environment Defence Association which found her lawyers specialising in similar cases. Mrs Marchesi told them she had found the cat shivering with cold and hungry after spending the night trying to get back into their Parma apartment. Now a court has ordered Mr Marchesi to pay his wife 400 for vets' expenses and emotional damage. Mrs Marchesi said: "I am so pleased with all the help from the lawyers. "I love my cat very, very much and what happened to it affected me deeply. It is only fair that I receive some compensation." No public announcements have been made yet as to what effect the row has had on the couple's relationship, but that is quite predictable.
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Glenn Re: Wrong saved password Dear Webby, I sure enjoy your humor letter, and I really wish I knew where you get all the information that you so graciously pass along to us novices! I tried to sign in to a website, but used the wrong password. Now it is stuck in there, and as soon as I click on the site, it loads the name and password, tells me it is the wrong password, and kicks me back to square one. How can I remove that password and start over? Glenn Dear Glenn If the password is in the Windows password manager, you can edit them by clicking on START, RUN, and typing: rundll32.exe keymgr.dll, KRShowKeyMgr However, usually they are just in the browser. Firefox: Tools -->Options -- Security --> Passwords: unselect "Save passwords" Explorer: Tools --> Internet Options --> Content --> Autofill --> Settings: unselect "Usernames and passwords" If that doesn't help either, use CrapCleaner to weed out your cookies and dump the cookie for that site. Have FUN! DearWebby

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Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards. One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me..... I know we've been friends for a long time..... but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know? -------------- If she had subscribed with her name or nickname, instead of leaving it blank like most AOLers, I would have greeted her every morning with her name.
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