Dear Webby: How to get rid of Yahoo Tool Bar 

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Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage. --- Niccolo Machiavelli:
Thanks to Sandie for this story: I was waiting tables in a noisy lobster restaurant in Maine when a vacationing Southerner stumped me with a drink order. I approached the bartender. "Have you ever heard of a drink called Seven Young Blondes?" I asked. He admitted he'd never heard of it and grabbed a drink guidebook to look it up. Unable to find the recipe, he then asked me to go back and tell the patron that he'd be happy to make the drink if he could list the ingredients for him. "Sir," I asked the customer, "can you tell me what's in that drink?" He looked at me like I was crazy. "It's wine," he said, pronouncing his words carefully. "Sauvignon blanc."
At a party, a woman walked up to Calvin Coolidge and said, "My husband bet me I couldn't get three words out of you." Coolidge replied "You lose."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Jonathon Guabello, 29, of Ft Myers, Florida Man shot self after he was refused sex FORT MYERS, Fla. (UPI) -- Authorities said a Fort Myers, Fla., man was arrested after he allegedly shot himself in the arm because his girlfriend refused to have sex. Jonathon Guabello, 29, was treated for the gunshot wound and then booked into the Lee County Jail on charges of threatening violence and firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling, the Fort Myers News-Press reported. Guabello's 24-year-old girlfriend said the suspect had been under the influence of Xanax and alcohol when he became enraged at her refusal of his sexual overtures. She said she took her dog with her into a spare bedroom and she heard two gunshots several minutes later. The girlfriend said Guabello told her he would kill her if she dialed 911, and then stumbled into the kitchen where he was knocked unconscious when he tripped and hit his head on the oven door. Lee County Sheriff's deputies said Guabello had incurred two gunshot wounds to his arm. Copyright 2008 by United Press International
The mother of a problem child was advised by a psychiatrist, "You are far too upset and worried about your son. I am going to give you a prescription for some tranquillizers that I want you to start taking regularly." On her next visit the psychiatrist asked, "Have the tranquilizers calmed you down any?" "Oh, yes," the mother answered. "They do wonders for me!" "And how is your son now?" he asked. "Who cares?!" she replied.
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Darlene Re: Getting rid of Yahoo tool bar Dear Webby I don't know how but somehow I keep getting the Yahoo Toolbar up on my screen and I despise it. How can I get rid of it permanently? Thanks for all the great advice and the humour every day. Darlene Dear Darlene go to your control panel select add/remove program and scroll down till you see the yahoo toolbar listing. Left click on it and it will ask you if you want to delete/change that program Click yes That gets rid of the silly nuisance. Have FUN! DearWebby

An explorer was leading an entourage through the Amazon jungle when they heard the sounds of drums. At the next village, the leader stopped a native and asked him to explain their meaning. "Bad, real bad when drums stop!" he said before running off. The drum beating continued to pulsate. The safari leader asked another native about it. "Bad, real bad when drums stop!" he said. A few minutes later the drums did stop, and all the expedition members became panicked. The leader grabbed another villager and demanded to know the situation... "Bad, real bad that drums stop," he blurted. "Now comes bass solo!"

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Daily tip from Sanding Wood When sanding a piece of wood you can use an old nylon to check the smoothness of the wood. Slip the nylon over you hand and slide your hand over the piece of wood. Anywhere that the nylon snags needs more sanding. Visit ThriftyFun For More Home Improvement Tips When sanding end grain, like the top ends of chair legs, use a file or very hard backing behind the sand paper, or paint the ends with filler/sealer. Otherwise, with some woods you will never get the ends perfectly smooth. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the list, you can vote for it here:Share & Compare Your MPG

A drill sergeant had just chewed out a new recruit. At the end of his rant he said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The kid said, "Not me, Sarge. I promised myself that when I got out of the Army, I'll never stand in line again."
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