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The word 'meaningful' when used today is nearly always meaningless. --- Paul Johnson The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. --- Samuel Johnson
Several weeks after his birthday, I stopped by my sister's house and my 7 year old nephew greeted me with, "Thanks for the Sea Scout Signal Whistle you gave me for my birthday! It's the best birthday present I ever got." "That's great, Did you learn how to pipe any signals on it ?" "Oh, I don't play with it," the little guy said. "My mom gives me a dollar a day not to blow it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to blow it at night."
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Anni got a part time job in a local restaurant to pick up a little spare change for Xmas. Anni said she was concerned about being able to carry the heavy trays and serve from them but a co-worker explained that there were tray stands placed throughout the restaurant. A nervous Anni served all the lunches successfully last Saturday utilizing every stand he could find. Afterward Anni was concerned about an elderly couple that had finished some time ago paid their check, but remained sitting at the table. When Anni asked if everything had been all right. The man said quietly, " Yes, It was fine, dear, but my wife and I would like to leave now and we were wondering if she could she please have her walker back?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Randy Goodman, 49, Sedalia, MO Sent in by Patti Incompetent hunter SEDALIA, Mo. A hunter bagged a big buck on the second day of firearms season, but the kill caused him a lot of pain. Randy Goodman, 49, said he thought two well-placed shots with his .270-caliber rifle had killed the buck on Nov. 19. Goodman said the deer looked dead to him, but seconds later the nine-point, 240-pound animal came to life. The buck rose up, knocked Goodman down and attacked him with his antlers in what the veteran hunter called "15 seconds of hell." The deer ran a short distance and went down, and died after Goodman fired two more shots. Soon Goodman started feeling dizzy and noticed his vest was soaked in blood. He reached his truck and drove to a hospital, where he received seven staples in his scalp and was treated for a slight concussion and bruises.
The CEO was scheduled to speak at an important convention, so he asked one of his employees to write him a punchy, 20-minute speech. When the CEO returned from the big event, he was furious. "What's the idea of writing me an hour-long speech?" he demanded to know. "Half the audience walked out before I finished." The employee was baffled. "I wrote you a 20-minute speech," he replied. "I also gave you the two extra copies you asked for."
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"Now this is the verbal part of your employment test," said the interviewer. "Can you tell me what gross aggrandized annuity means?" "Certainly," replied the applicant. "It means I don't get the job."

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A grandmother overheard her 5-year-old granddaughter playing "wedding." The wedding vows went like this: "You don't have the right to remain silent and anything you say will be held against you. You have the right to have an attorney at the divorce. You may kiss the bride."
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