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Good Morning,  !
It's Friday,  December 19, 2008
Today is Friday, time to wear something red,
to show your support for the troops. 

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies. --- Edgar Watson Howe
Two little boys were sitting on the dock talking. One little boy turned to the other little boy and said, "My grandfather has a wooden leg." The other little boy replied, "So what? My grandma has a cedar chest."
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A girl says to , "I'm not sure if I should buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker." says, "Well, that depends. Are you going sweat, or are you gonna break wind?"
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Anne Flavin, 55, in Kyle, County Tipperary, Ireland Gatekeeper blocks busy rail line KYLE, Ireland (UPI) -- A woman angry about the prospect of losing her job as a gatekeeper at a railroad crossing blocked traffic on Ireland's busiest rail line Tuesday. Anne Flavin said she was angry because Iarnrod Eireann, the national rail company, had sent contractors to work on the crossing while she is still in negotiations over her job and railroad company house in Kyle, County Tipperary, The Irish Independent reported. She said the contractors had returned even after the rail company had promised to hold off. "I warned them I would block trains if they attempted it again," Flavin said. Flavin parked her car across the Dublin-Cork line at about 2:30 p.m. She brought traffic on the line to a halt, delaying at least three trains and inconveniencing over 1000 people.. The rail company has been closing level crossings, where streets and tracks intersect, as a safety measure. The company said they had no plans to evict Flavin from the house she shares with her husband and son.
The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story: "I was on a plane last week, from Chicago to California, when we ran into some very severe turbulence. As it got worse, the passengers became more and more alarmed, and even the flight attendants began to look concerned. Finally, one of them noticed that I had 'Rev.' in front of my name on the passenger list, came over to me, and said, 'Sir, this is really frightening. Do you suppose you could, I don't something religious?'" "So I took up a collection."
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Ann S Re: Firefox as main browser Hi Webby: Your Newsletter makes my day!!! Quick question: Should I make Firefox my main browser, since the IE has so many problems?? Thanks Ann S Dear Ann Yes, sure. I have used FireFox as my main browser for years, and I definitely would not use any other browser for PayPal, banking or shopping. Have FUN! DearWebby

Thanks to Ralph for this story: When I picked up my Ford Escort at the service station after some minor repairs, I paid by check as usual. A couple of weeks later I came home from work to find my fiancee quite upset. She gave me the silent treatment until I figured out why she was so angry. She had noticed the canceled check, and on the memo line I had written "Escort Service."

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Joe had asked Bob to help him out with the deck after work, so Bob went straight over to Joe's place. When they got to the door, Joe went straight to his wife, gave her a hug and told her how beautiful she was and how much he had missed her at work. When it was time for supper, he complimented his wife on her cooking, kissed her and told her how much he loved her. Once they were working on the deck, Bob told Joe that he was surprised that he fussed so much over his wife. Joe said that he'd started this about 6 months ago, it had revived their marriage and things couldn't be better. Bob thought he'd give it a go. When he got home, he gave his wife a massive hug, kissed her and told her that he loved her. His wife burst into tears. Bob was confused and asked why she was crying. She said, "This is the worst day of my life. First, little Billy fell off his bike and twisted his ankle. Then, the washing machine broke and flooded the basement. And now, you come home drunk!"
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