Good Morning, ! It's Sunday, December 21, 2008 Winter Solstice! Yeeehaw!!!!
Until you've lost your reputation, you never realize what a burden it was. --- Margaret Mitchell "The budget should be balanced, the Treasury should be refilled, public debt should be reduced, the arrogance of officialdom should be tempered and controlled, and the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest Rome become bankrupt. People must again learn to work, instead of living on public assistance." Cicero - 55 BC
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932, the depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at the end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents. The next morning, I invested those ten cents in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I continued this system for a month, by the end of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37. Then my wife's father died and left us two million dollars."
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A woman went into a hardware store to purchase a bale of peat moss. She gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose you will want some identification." He replied, without hesitation, "No ma'am, that won't be necessary." "How come?" asked the woman. "Crooks don't buy peat moss," answered the clerk.New! YouTube Downloader And Converter Software. Grab YouTube and other videos and convert them to wmv and many other formats for smooth off-line viewing and even using them on your iPod, iPhone, or your own web site. Click here to grab it
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Kathleen Cherry, 53, of Carson City, Nevada Drunk drive tester 'drove drunk' A US woman has been charged with drunk driving after she drove to a jail to test a suspected drink driver. A Carson city sheriff's deputy smelled alcohol on the breath of Kathleen Cherry, 53, a contract worker for a Nevada sheriff's department. She told him she had had one margarita before making the journey but she failed a blood test. She's accused of failing field sobriety tests and registering a blood alcohol content over the state's legal limit, the Nevada Appeal newspaper reported. Cherry, a phlebotomist trained to draw blood for lab tests, declined to comment after she was charged with drunk driving, reports Metro.
David filled his car with gas at a self-service gas station. After he had paid and driven away, he realized that he had left the gas cap on top of his car. He stopped and looked and, sure enough, it was lost. Well, he thought for a second and realized that other people must have done the same thing, and that it was worth going back to look by the side of the road since even if he couldn't find his own gas cap, he might be able to find one that fit. Sure enough, he hadn't been searching long when he found a gas cap. He tried it on, and it went into place with a satisfying click. "Great," David thought, "I lost my gas cap, but I found another one that fits. And this one's even better because it locks ..."
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Louis Re: PopUps and changes in security settings dear webby, once again I come to you for aid! I must be doing something wrong.. mozilla would let in alot of spammail, google does not stop them either, MSN is still a pain in the you know what...I need to know how I can get my XP computer to run well without all the hassles of MSN or all those popups. and for the life of me, I don't why my security setting for the cookies keeps opening to the lowest level. you're our guru of wisdom and once again, please help this old dog. or do I just delete everything and reinsert the CD that came with the computer from the first day that I bought it? Louis DearLouis Sounds like your computer is infected with something nasty. You can try fixing it with McAfee, but you might end up having to format and re-install anyway. Some of that Malware blocks McAfee and many other anti-virus programs. So, back up your pictures and recipes onto a CD, then use the Set-Up CD to format and re-install. Good Luck! DearWebby Have FUN! DearWebby
My husband's uncle thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and, also, their anniversary. He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, "Your loving husband." His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until one day, some bouquets later, when he came home, kissed his wife and said offhandedly, "Nice flowers, honey. Where'd you get them?"
The Express Empress and her Outlook Express tips are on a separate blog at http://fire-cat.com/blog/ Email to the Express Empress at email@example.com, and she will post it into the blog for you.Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Folding Chair Bags For Storing Wrapping Paper If you don't keep your collapsible (camping) chairs in the pouch they came in, you can store your rolls of wrapping paper in them. It keeps light and dust from ruining the rolls of paper and they usually have a tote handle. Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:
I graduated from a school that I didn't like much. Once I was outta there, I had no particular desire to ever contribute to their latest fund drive or future athletic events. Sure enough, Alumni Affairs staff called my folks, got my current number and tracked me down. 'So, what have you been doing with yourself?' the perky alumnus asked. I responded, "Oh, not a lot. Just stealing cars and running moonshine." They've never called back.Thanks to Dianne for today's Bonus Link: Winter SolsticeARCHIVE: If you missed previous issues, you can see them in the Humor Letter Blog at http://webby.com/humor/blogIf you like the Dear Webby Daily Humor Letter, please vote for it at the Ezine Finder: Thanks for your votes!Webby.com
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