Dear Webby, is Superantispyware legit? 



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Good Morning,  !
It's Monday,  December 22, 2008

Winter Solstice! Yeeehaw!!!!
Days are getting longer!

When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty. --- George Bernard Shaw Getting caught is the mother of invention. --- Robert Byrne
Working at an airline ticket counter, I pulled up a passenger's reservation that showed his name as "Cole, Pheven." "I'd like to be certain our information is correct," I said to him. "What is your first name?" "It's Stephen," he replied. "I hope the reservation agent got it right. I told him it's spelled with a ph."
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Thanks to Kris About a year ago my sister, who lives in Virginia, was talking with her four year old son, Brent. He was asking her why all their relatives from Wisconsin talk funny and sound like their noses are plugged up. "They think we have an accent," she replied. "But they have an accent, right?" Brent asked. "They talk funny." "Everybody talks in different ways" she tried to explain. "To them, we sound like we talk very slow and all our words are d-r-a-w-n out." His eyes got big, and he whispered seriously, "Oh, no. You mean they hear funny too?"
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Thanks to Dianne for sending this picture: Atlanta Burger King. Economy is just fine in Atlanta.
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Bob Singh, 38, in Port Talbot, England Police warning - for jokes Police have issued a Welsh shopkeeper with a warning - over his jokes. Bob Singh thought the policeman who visited his shop in Port Talbot was having a laugh, reports the Daily Mail. But the officer told him there had been a complaint about the gags he prints on leaflets advertising his corner shop's Christmas offers. Police said his gags could offend people and warned the shopkeeper that he could face prosecution for a public order offence. Mr Singh, 36, has been forced to withdraw his leaflets which include gags like: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? Stick a tyre gauge in her ear! He said: "I couldn't believe my ears. I thought they were joking - but they were deadly serious. "This proves the world has gone completely crazy. Why are the police getting involved in something like this?" Mr Singh has put a sign in the shop window apologising to anyone who may have been offended by the leaflet and adding: "In future we will try to be more politically correct." Sgt Simon Merrick confirmed: "The content of promotional material has been brought to our attention as being potentially inflammatory and offensive. "The distributor has been appropriately advised and instructed to withdraw the leaflets."
Thanks to Curtis for this story: While I was serving as a chief master sergeant at Barksdale Air Force Base in Bossier City, La., my son and namesake was also serving there. His two month old son, whose name was the same as ours, was receiving medical treatments at the base hospital. I went on sick call one morning, and as the doctor reviewed my file, he looked at me in disbelief. "Are you Curtis E. Chaffin?" he asked. When I answered yes, he told me, "It says here that you turn blue when you cry or have a temper tantrum."
From the Tech Support Pits: From: Gerry Re: Is SuperAntiSpyware Legit Dear Webby Some people suggested that I use SuperAntiSpyware to remove some sneaky stuff, some of it similar to what Louis mentioned yesterday. However, with a name like that, I am concerned that it might be ransom ware. Is it legit? Gerry Dear Gerry Yes, it is legit and I have not heard anything bad about it. So far, everybody who mentioned it, said it successfully got rid of whatever their machine was infcted with. Have FUN! DearWebby

Thanks to Linda for this story: Yesterday, I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. I went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started bouncing out of control. I tried with all my might to hang on, but was thrown off. Just when things could not possibly get worse, my foot got caught in the stirrup. When this happened, I fell head first to the ground. My head continued to bounce harder as the horse did not stop or even slow down. Just as I was giving up hope and losing consciousness, the WalMart manager came and unplugged it.

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Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Crack a Nut Without a Nut Cracker No nut cracker on hand? Here are some other ways to crack a nut. 1. Use a vice grip or pliers. 2. Place the nut in a towel and hit it with a blunt option like a hammer or mallet. Another ladies' method is to put walnuts or similar nuts between two leather gloves, then hit them with the heel of a shoe. Have FUN! DearWebby Check out ThriftyFun's Blog at http://www.myfrugallife.com Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here:ThriftyFun Highly recommended! If you like the ThriftyFun.com list, you can vote for it here:

The drill sergeant making his morning announcements to a group of newcomers in a training camp, stated: "Today, gentlemen, I have some good news and some bad news. First, the good. Private Peters will be setting the pace on our morning run.' With this the platoon was overjoyed, as Private Peters was overweight and terribly slow. But then the drill sergeant finished his statement: "Now for the bad news. Private Peters will be driving my Jeep."
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