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Good Morning,  !
It's Thursday,  December 25, 2008
Merry Christmas,  !


And the Grinch, with his Grinch-feet ice cold in the snow, stood puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? It came without ribbons. It came without tags. It came without packages, boxes or bags. And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more. --Dr. Seuss
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Little Johnny came home from school one day and said, "Mom, the teacher asked me today if I had any brothers or sisters." "And what did she say when you told her you were an only child?" his mom asked. And Little Johnny said, "Well, she just let out a deep breath and said, 'Thank goodness'."
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Thanks to Martin for this picture Rock carving of Nativity, Church of St. Simeon, El Muquttam mountain and "Garbage City," suburb of Cairo, Egypt
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Frederick Brantley, 25, of Lombard, Illinois Robber betrayed by stutter A robber with a distinctive stutter has been arrested in the US after he held up a store where he used to work. He wore a black ski mask to conceal his identity when he demanded cash at knife-point, reports Metro. But a former colleague at the Dunkin' Donuts store in Lombard, Illinois, recognized the robber's voice. After he had left the shop, the worker called police and gave his name. The 25-year-old suspect was then arrested in the parking lot. He had about $300 in cash in a white plastic Dunkin' Donuts bag and a knife in his pocket, police said.
On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heavens gate waiting on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter. While waiting, they wonder if they could possibly get married in heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask him. St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone has ever asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves. The couple sit for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it all. What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder. "Are we stuck together forever?" St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you can get married in Heaven." "Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple. "Good Grief!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it's going to take for me to find a lawyer?"
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Jacques Re: Regrenew Greetings to you and your fine staff, and I wish you all a very Merry Christmas and a prosperous New Year. Now for my problem. I am receiving a message on my pc which warns me of possible registry errors. The message cannot be copied or I would send you a screen shot. This is what it says: **************** Message from FROM to TO on (date) at (time) STOP ! SYSTEM MAY REQUIRE IMMEDIATE ATTENTION Your operating system registry may have errors or be corrupt. To optionally check or fix your system registry, 1- Download Registry Update from: WWW.REGRENEW.COM 2- Install Registry Update 3- Run Registry Update 4- Reboot your computer etc.... Question: Is this something I should heed or is someone playing a cruel joke on me? How should I proceed? And how do I stop this message from appearing? Thank you for your kind assistance. Jacques Dear Jacques Do NOT click on that! Your computer is infected with ransom ware from REGRENEW.COM You are not in control of your computer any more. Possibly superantispyware can remove that. Have FUN! DearWebby


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Young Aaron Fikelstein came home in great excitement, saying, "Father! Father! On returning from school , I ran home behind the bus all the way and saved the fifty-cent bus fare." The father replied by slapping the son on the cheek as he shouted, "Spendthrift! Why didn't you run behind a cab and save $25.00?"
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