Dear Webby: Has Vista been fixed or improved? 

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It's Saturday,  December 27, 2008

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At the supermarket parking lot I saw a lady who seemed rather upset. When I asked her what was wrong she said, "I don't think I like that produce guy. I went and looked around for organic vegetables for my mother-in-law, but I couldn't find any. So I asked him where the organic vegetables were. "He didn't know what I was talking about so I said, 'These vegetables are for my mother-in-law. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?' "And he said, 'No, ma'am. You'll have to do that yourself !'"
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A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "macho," so he went out walking with one of the hired hands. As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried starting a conversation: "Say, look at that big bunch of cows." The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd.' " "Heard what?" "Herd of cows." "Sure, I've heard of cows. There's a big bunch of 'em right over there."
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An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD goes to Walmart in Connecticut Bonehead Award of the YEAR [www_norwichbulletin_com] [www_sodahead_com] WalMart employee buys $1300.00 worth of $10 gift cards & hands them to shoppers as they come in the door. WalMart first accused him of stealing them (he produced the receipt) & then WalMart fired him for disrupting regular business. Last Update: 3:24 pm LISBON, Conn. – A man says he was told to leave a Lisbon, Connecticut Wal-Mart Saturday when employees discovered him handing out $10 gift cards to unsuspecting strangers. Barry Goldberg said he bought $1,300 worth of $10 dollar gift cards at the Wal-Mart in Lisbon and as a gesture of goodwill, he started handing them out to customers in the store lobby. “I figured let me see if I can’t make a difference in peoples’ lives, for the better,” Goldberg said. “A lot of people couldn’t believe that there’s actually people that exist in this world that are actually going to share in a random act of generosity and not look for anything in return.” After a half hour, a store manager told him to leave, Goldberg said. So he went out into the parking lot and handed them out there until he was told by store officials to leave the property . A Wal-Mart spokesman confirmed the incident, saying it was not an official "Wal-Mart promotion."
A guy walked into his friend's office, he found him sitting at his desk, looking very depressed. "Hey, what's up with you?", he asks. "Oh, its my wife," replied the man sadly. "She's hired a new secretary for me." "Well, nothing wrong in that. Is she blonde or brunette?" "Neither, her father is bald."
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Irvin Re: Is Vista fixed now? Dear Webby, Some friends claim that Vista has been fixed and is OK to use now. Is that just hype, or is there some truth to that? Thanks Irwin Dear Irwin Just hype. Those friends, if they lose their drivers license and have to park their car, would probably tell you that walking and taking the bus is good for you, and not so bad once you get used to it. The day they get their drivers license back, they will be driving again, and if they could get an XP machine, they would instantly switch and forget all their hype. Because of the demand, XP machines are more expensive, but they ARE still available at the business entrance of most computer vendors, with XP installed, and Vista on a beer coaster, like the CDs that AOL used to send around. Have FUN! DearWebby
"Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," little Jimmie said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best Christmas present I ever got." "That's great," said his uncle. "Do you know how to play it?" "Oh, I don't play it," the little fellow said. "My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night."

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Joe's wife likes to sing so she decided to join the church choir. From time to time she would practice while she was in the kitchen preparing dinner. Whenever she would start in on a song, Joe would head outside to the porch. His wife, with hurt feelings, said, "What's the matter, Joe? Don't you like my singing?" Joe replied, "Honey, I love your singing, but I just want to make sure the neighbors know I'm not beating you."
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