Dear Webby: Linux onto a 95 Laptop 

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It's Thursday,  January 1, 2009
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The census taker knocked on Donna's door. She answered all his questions except one. She refused to tell him her age. "But everyone tells their age to the census taker," he said. "Did Miss Maisy Hill, and Miss Daisy Hill tell you their ages?" she asked. "Certainly," he replied "Well, I'm the same age as they are," she snapped. "As old as the Hills," he slowly pronounced as he wrote on his form.
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Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. What'll it be?" The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains." "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?" "No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing." "In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud." "So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult." "Why?" asketh the Lord. "He's a stud on a snow tire, somewhere in Montana."
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From the Tech Support Pits: From: Shirley Re: Installing Linux onto Windows 95 computer Happy New Year to you and your family: Your newsletter along with cream and sugar add to my morning coffee daily. Always enjoyable. I need your expertise today. My daughter gave me an older lap-top complete with Windows 95. I would like to install Linux. Do I need to erase Windows first,,,,,,,,,,,if so how would the system read the CD? Thank you in advance. Shirley Dear Shirley Just set the CD as the primary boot drive, boot up with the Linux CD in it, and it will give you a choice of running Windows and Linux side by side, or just Linux. Then it will guide you through the installation type that you have chosen. Have FUN! DearWebby
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